Dragon Ball isn't generic at all once you actually look at its structure, and I'm tired of it being used as the "shonen template / most basic one" just because it made transformations popular

It's a vibe at this point with no actual basis, similar to people saying mechas are all about the robots and toys, or that magical girls were all pink sweet stories until Madoka happened.

I have the notion that DBZ gets treated as not that good, a product of its time, and that you typically outgrow it by finding better shonen which built from what DBZ created, which I originally believed with the Big 3 and stuff...

But now decades later I realize, beyond making some tropes popular, mostly combat things (golden forms, rage boosts, energy beams, tournament arcs...) there's not much reason to think DBZ is generic or basic.

I'll count from Z, because that's what 80% of people outside of Japan stated with.

And okay, I'll admit, the characters do tend to be pretty simple and straightforward most of the time, they don't have backstories like modern anime do, and the plot tends to be easy to follow.

And that's it. The narratives Toriyama cooked are anything but cookie cutter stories.

Our protagonist starts the series as a family man presenting his son to his friends (how many shonen with a married man with kids as the MC?), his alien brother randomly arrives and they fight to death, literally, the protagonist fucking died by episode 5 and now it's about the green alien training his 4 yo kid in the desert. And his human friends over the world receiving the news and training for 20 episodes because aliens will invade.

AND THEY ALL FUCKING DIE. The aliens were too strong, all those power ups were for nothing.

So Goku revives and saves the day? Half and half. His own power ups and learned techniques end up being insufficient, Vegeta crushes every single bone in his body by the end. The 5 yo kid, the midget friend, and the fat coward end up saving the day.

Have you seen Ichigo losing and Chad, Tatsuki and Rukia or something finishing off the villain? Naruto losing and Konohamaru, Sakura and Choji stepping up? Hell, Luffy losing but his crew picking up the battle against the weakened boss.

That's what happens a lot in DBZ, Goku pretty much never wins, and when he does, it's a legit team effort in which seemingly useless characters end up contributing a lot. For all the "Goku always saves the day" feel the show has, he doesn't do it alone.

Anyway. Goku is away over half the series I'm sure : dead, recovering or training. Dude spends the entire android saga having a heart attack, wakes up to train, and DIES.

A lot of actual protagonism is given to other characters such as Krillin, Gohan, Piccolo, Vegeta, Trunks, Satan and Bulma. They tend to move the story forward while Goku just swoops in for the big fights.

He never really "gets angry and overpowers the enemy with a new transformation" besides creating the trope when going Super Saiyan, but honestly Frieza was cheating so it's fine. In any other series, the Spirit Bomb would have been the end of the fight, him returning with a Diabolus Ex Machina is rightfully opposed by a Deus Ex Machina, which was actually foreshadowed by Vegeta for the last 50 episodes and it was the culmination of the legend Frieza feared, so it's not really "random angry power up" like most series do.

Cell kicks his ass and he doesn't go ssj2. He arrives to the Buu saga with ssj3 already acquired (and never wins with it).

Also the passage of time. Time FLIES in DBZ. We go from Goku being a 21 yo guy at the start or so with a little toddler, to him being a 40 yo martial arts master and his son pulling ladies in college, and we even get some epilogue episodes with Goku being a grandpa (and the entirety of GT which I love).

Other series do little timeskips of months or 2 years, but in Dragon ball that's just normal and happens frequently. Toriyama didn't artificially make the entire story happen over the span of a year like modern authors would.

Vegeta, "the rival", is barely on Goku's radar after their initial battle. Vegeta is mostly a weird kind of villain just staying allied with the humans and forming a family, but still, he's the reason the planet would have ended by helping create Perfect Cell and Buu.

Everyone gets jobs, families, kids. All within the series, not just some final episode.

Dialogue might be simple, combat system might be simple, the plot is easy to follow. But I struggle to think DBZ is generic or the baseline for shonen when you look at the actual writing of the sagas.

Namek is pretty much a HxH arc, with the weak MCs (Gon and Killua, Krillin and Gohan) playing stealth in enemy territory, and Vegeta/Hisoka just doing his own thing as a third party.

I can't even describe the android / cell saga besides it starting as a nod to Terminator. Goku is dying most of it, an Android gets the hots for Krillin, Cell is drinking people, Vegeta ruins everything, Goku passes the torch.

And the Buu saga starts like some fun high school slice of life / superhero series, only to get a full episode of Spopovich abusing Gohan'a girl friend on the ring as he watches like it's Berserk, Vegeta getting a mid life crisis and selling his soul to the devil, Babidi and Buu murdering entire cities trying to make the Z fighters reveal their location, Satan beating Buu with friendship after everyone else failed, Goku passing the torch to the new generation the new generation utterly failing even with their new powers (fusion / awakened potential)..

Nothing really happens like you'd see anywhere else, DBS is very unique.

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u/Le_Faveau — 5 days ago

Prediction: Aizen will use Bankai... but it will have no given explanations and be almost impossible to powerscale

Basically the Bankai Unohana route, but even worse because whatever his power is, considering his Shikai is illusions...

It'll probably have a lot of flashy imagery and crazy stuff happening around while we say "WHAT THE FUCK", Yhwach struggles 3 minutes with it on screen, and it might already be beaten by the time we return to their fight. Not knowing how it was beaten, or what it even does.

That, or Juha just breaks it. But I'm fairly confident we won't understand it, and Aizen won't directly say its ability. Just like I don't count on Blood Chains Ichigo ever being explained outside of Kubo club by 2035. Reiatsu clones? Speed clones? Alternate dimension selves? Were the delayed slashes some kind of space-time distortion? Why is the moon changing when he transforms? Who knows. It's up for us to interpret it.

If Aizen's bankai happens, it will run on those vibes x10. And it will be glorious, but also a powerscaling nightmare.

u/Le_Faveau — 2 months ago

If the One Piece Remake doesn't change / compress the plot like the Love Action series, then it has no real purpose, it's just another remaster

Bluntly put, that's it. What's the point? East Blue wasn't badly adapted, you can check One Pace and see it barely cuts chapters. If it remains around that, this just looks like another early OP adaptation with movie budget, like Toei has already done a dozen times.

Even doing the absolute best job in pacing, a faithful full OP anime would still end up being absurdly long with like 700 episodes I reckon, we're talking 1186 manga chapters to adapt SO FAR (final arc still pending), in which the post timeskip chapters can be extremely dense with dialogue so cramming 2 chapters in 1 episode can be a bit impossible. And the story feeling extremely bloated.

And the East blue fights barely deserve the budget, it's mostly Luffy dabbing on weak villains with sakuga, unless they change the story a little to make them more threatening.

And that's what Netflix got right. By being respectful to the actors and not treating them as just fodder, the villains are far more effective at fighting the Straw hats and killing people. Alvida manages to beat Luffy in the rematch for example. Buggy is shown as a competent fighter and not just a gimmick. That kind of thing.

But most importantly, the story changes are what they should do by having the hindsight of about 30 years of serialization. The details like having Garp show up early to kickstart the Koby and Helmeppo side plot, Smoker and Tashigi participating way more in the story Luffy singing the motherfucking Binks' Sake to Laboon. These are things you can do because you know what happens later in the story and what will be important (or in Smoker & Tashigi's case, correcting Oda's mistakes in which he pretty much abandoned characters meant to be relevant, giving them a role) . The Giants even namedropped the Sun God Nika in Little Garden for fucks sake, that's how things should be, but it's obviously impossible to time travel and foreskin everything... A remake can get pretty close to that, however.

Instead of Oda planting seeds that may be relevant hundreds of episodes later, a proper remake could just include them or not be so mysterious about it. Imagine a full Joyboy / Nika / 4 Elemental Gods flashback and explanation during Skypea instead of "LE DANCING SHADOW", only possible because of the manga having explained it by then. At least, show a flashback of Roger when he arrived there, to contrast his journey with Luffy's. ​

Also cut out about 300 tertiary characters and subplots, and kill Pell if he carries the bomb, etc.. I'll be baffled if Studio WIT really just adapts the manga without fixing its most vocal mistakes.

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u/Le_Faveau — 4 months ago

Warm take : Kido looks cool but it's just a shit attack method. Most of the time you're much better just smacking the opponent with your sword.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PcBXZ8LZRUg

Jesus Fucking Christ what was that kamehameha, Byakuya? Although it doesn't actually do anything. Like the other shown kido. The finger blast on Ichigo was amazing though, and very effective. But if the enemy is already paralyzed at your complete mercy, maybe just kill him with your sword.

From watching the anime since a kid, actually I was always of the impresion that despite the characters sometimes being capable of shooting dbz beams, they're... quite bad.

While in DBZ the Ki techniques multiply your base power, or at least translate it into a ranged attack , in Bleach it doesn't feel like the Kido attacks are amplifying anything... hell, it could be the opposite, Hadous might only have half or some other power percentage of your real power and that's why they don't tend to work on equals.

If in dbz an enemy is too strong to fight in melee, or takes little/no damage, your best bet is trying to shoot a big enough blast to destroy them. ​Because ki attacks should be stronger than using your bare hands. Not in Bleach, if an enemy is resisting your hadou, you're better off just using kendo on them. ​

If we count Ceros as kido, Starrk outright admits Ceros wouldn't be enough to hurt the Vizards. He's got a lot of reiatsu, but this implies he can't put enough into his energy beams. That's why he has to resort to a technique that splits his soul and uses it as ammunition.

They have 99 of these spells to learn but they're gimmicks. Like a warrior character in a videogame (say, dark souls) suddenly gaining access to tons of spells and... he does no damage with them. He's simply much better just fighting with his sword. You equip the magic spells on the warrior just a as a novelty but they're weaker than himself. That's Kido in Bleach. It kinda only works when you're already above the opponent, for style points. ​

I's mostly a gimmick unless you're an hyper wizard, and even then... Yamamoto, Aizen and Byakuya are getting slandered in this post, and they're the absolute best besides Urahara.

u/Le_Faveau — 4 months ago
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The quality drop-off in Mortal Kombat 95 has to be the hardest I've ever seen in film. What's your movie that started well enough only to become unrecognizable by the end?

I'm baffled. I was loving this film with my family. We were like "Oh yeah this is like those Van Damme or Rambo movies". I saw nice popcorn flick with a big tournament in the jungle and some funny characters in both Johnny Cage and Kano. Several different subplots seemed to be cooking.

They have exactly ONE official fight in the tournament, and it all goes to shit by the next one. It's like the director decided "making a movie is easy, fire the writers and we'll just film these people kicking each other".

Romantic subplots, villains betraying each other, plot twists, adventuring, rivalries, escalating tensions as other participants are winning their matches and showing off their strength, the revenge 2 of our protagonists want to achieve. None of that happens.

After the 2nd match in which they decided to off the secondary main antagonist, no more tournament battles happen. We just randomly jump into fights with no rhyme or reason, enemies just show up out of nowhere, at any place, and start dueling the protagonists with zero words exchanged.

It's like taking the worst part of a Power Rangers episode, the moment in which they're fighting filler grunts and you wait for it to be over so you move to the actual plot, but Mortal Kombat 95 is entirely that section extended for an hour. The sweet release of the filler fighting finishing never comes. No dialogue, no plot, no opposing goals, just dudes kicking each other.

I was ready to love this film and I wanted to run away from it once it ended. And even the way it ends it's a mockery. It ends with the characters getting jumped out of nowhere by a new enemy and they take a stance to fight BAM then the credits drop. I literally never escaped from the fights.

There's a hundreds martial arts movies that show you can do a tournament full of fights and still have a semblance of a character arc and plot, MK 95 might genuinely be the absolute worst of all.

And yet, I love those first 30 minutes. Everything before the tournament was nicely set up. Even the first fight was promising.

Any other movies like this that showed promise at the start and then you hated? This is like the Reverse Click. The Adam Sandler movie. I hate its first half, then it becomes amazing.

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u/Le_Faveau — 5 months ago

For which characters is the Zaraki stamp set better? Bankai Ichigo?

I'm looking to upgrade Bichigo, Yoruichi and SR Grimmjow's sets and then realized...

Could Zaraki's 20% base attack and 50% crit damage be bigger than their type bonuses? These sets tend to stack a lot of "...every X you do, increase your special / technique / ultimate damage" but I'm unsure if that's better than the sheer weight of the Kenpachi set. ​

It would be a bit disappointing but maybe that's simply the best for damage. I think I got perfect stamps for them but who knows, they might not beat 50% crit bonus (and my Zaraki pieces have overdrive as the 6* effect, that's 9% flat damage, 12 for full assault on the third piece)

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u/Le_Faveau — 5 months ago

Hot take : FKT Urahara would have beaten Shinigami Aizen, because the strategies of both would have been roughly the same despite Aizen claiming he was careless (he's trying to save face) and Urahara saying he'd have some plan in the past (he's just overestimating Aizen)

TL;DR: Unless Aizen decides to fight unlike anything we've seen and just spams ranged Kido from the start, Urahara would have prevailed as his win condition is pretty much touching Aizen ONCE and it's a free hit with his Gigai trick. The second touch can be Aizen slashing him down and the cuffs would automatically get activated, at worst it's a draw if that single slash kills him.

Aizen, in-character, only has 2 possible openers. As far as everything we've seen, he prefers to start fights with his overwhelming stats just rushing his enemies and slashing them down. ​Well to be fair there's that day he Kurohitsugi'd Komamura at the slightest provocation but that was him just showing off and not being very serious, ironically it would be his best chance against Kisuke to stick to kido.

At best, by "taking Urahara seriously", it would probably mean that he tries to use KS to make himself invisible for a second / leave a body double while appearing behind Urahara and stabbing him. In character this would likely be his best opener if he truly fears Kisuke, and it's one he uses against other nuisances... But he likely would never.

Aizen is more prideful than he is careful, winning like this wouldn't be satisfying to him. Kisuke has been his obsession and without the latter's knowledge, a rival. Seriously Urahara had no clue Aizen had been stalking him like a fanboy for a century, thinking of how great of man he is or something.

So he'd likely try to engage Urahara in a small duel to show off who is superior, similarly to how he confronted Shinji just to see (and surpass) his hypnosis Shikai. Either show his swordmanship, or a small wizard's battle with kido thinking this is Harry Potter (but it'd go like Kayneth vs Kiritsugu in fate zero). I can see Aizen 90% of tiene attempting to overpower or outskill Kisuke, not just Kyokaing his way to a boring victory.

In both instances, Kyoka or not, he's falling for the Gigai trick once. Guaranteed. Assuming a fair fight in which they don't have Intel (say, Urahara and him fight at the end of the Soul Society arc) he 100% gets dunked by a taste of his own medicine, attacking a fake and staring in disbelief. Even with Intel, he told Urahara he considered such a trick beneath him and didn't think he'd use it, he fell for considering it too dumb basically. He'd likely do the same as a Shinigami with Intel. "Of course he wouldn't use a kid's toy when fighting ME"

The real Urahara would be hidden somewhere watching how Aizen attacks. He tends to materialize out of KS after slashing the enemy just to show them they got fooled, not to mention the possibility Aizen might THINK he's using KS to manipulate the Gigai but it's doing absolutely nothing to the real Urahara.

Regardless, even if Urahara couldn't see Aizen, he'd see the balloon popping and just kido or touch in that direction assuming he's certain it was a sword attack and Aizen is there.

That's Urahara's first handcuff seal.

And the second one gets activated for free, merely by Aizen slashing him. After the first touch Urahara can just wait and Aizen will kill himself if he stabs him, unless he randomly decides to finish the fight with kido.

Hell if Urahara is fast enough, he might even touch Aizen twice during the initial shock (much bigger if Aizen has no Intel) of the Gigai trick, or just first trap him with that Bakudo as soon as the Gigai gets destroyed.

Hogyoku Aizen (pre Chrysallis) was already stronger than Shinigami Aizen, by this time his battle with Isshin had finished and he showed the assimilation was complete. That's when his power stopped getting slower and started getting bigger. Actually this speaks really well of Urahara's stats, he could damage (and survive getting slashed) by a version above the Aizen low-diffing the Captains. And blasting a hole through Aizen's chest with a kido? That's kinda what Hollow Masked Ichigo was supposed to do AND FAILED, when attacking an offguard Aizen the most he managed was a shoulder slash. Urahara would have just killed him. Why tf wasn't Urahara here then?

Yet this pre-Chrysallis Aizen couldn't break free of Urahara's Bakudo fast enough, he underestimated it. He goes

"You think I'll let you finish that Hadou? I can easily break free of this weak Bakudo- HNNGG" to which Urahara calls it too slow and finishes his kido, so it wasn't weak at all. Shinigami Aizen getting duped by the Gigai and immobilized at least 10 seconds by this, means he's dead. The Reiatsu Handcuff technique is such a free win for Urahara, it's absurd. Like Soifon's Shikai but arguably better because it scales with to the enemy's power.

He could have instantly done that in this fight, but let's remember the cuffs weren't Kisuke's win condition. Paralyzing Aizen let him add the ultimate sealing kido, because he realized Aizen was already immortal and becoming a God. If he was a mortal he'd tap him twice and watch him implode by his own reiatsu as soon as Aizen gets immobilized and the battle is over in less than a minute.

u/Le_Faveau — 5 months ago

"Since the character walked in a dimension outside of space and time, that means they're immeasurable speed / massively MFTL+"

I'm sure 99% of time, that doesn't hold any ground whatsoever. Characters who are moving at normal human speeds get thrown into some dimension, they keep moving the exact same, and people scale it like they're The Flash now? It's much easier to think that other dimension magically works the same as ours.

Obviously it's an exception if it gets stated somewhere that the act of moving in that dimension is normally impossible or something, but that's rarely the case. If someone gets sucked into a black hole and through sheer speed they break out of it then yes, they've surpassed everything, but most examples aren't that. They tend to be some world disconnected from ours so when the characters return no time (or a lot of it) has passed, but they weren't moving any different inside of there.

Like, no. Danny phantom, Ichigo, Timmy Turner or Ben 10 (amongst many other examples) aren't running circles around the planet just because they got temporarily sent to a world outside of our time and space, those dimensions are functionally the same as Earth and don't upscale you. Hell, someone probably considers the Tournament of Power as one of these too and upscales Roshi to boundless speed or something

Wait, I think the characters from my image are literally in one of these "outside of time and space" hubs. Lelouch doesn't need mechas I guess, in some wank scaling out there he has the speed force.

u/Le_Faveau — 5 months ago

Aizen's Kyoka Suigetsu has limits: he can't just create whatever illusion he wants to like they're Naruto genjutsus, it's a far more subtle power mostly used for substitution. He's just very good at bluffing and constantly calls it Absolute so people lose hope. Equal stats, he's very beatable.

I feel like we might be buying into Aizen's own hype, and he's not capable of doing anything he wants with KS. As with most powers, they tend to have limits. Like Toshiro's Zanpakuto controls weather, but that doesn't mean he can make it rain in the entire planet. It how Gremmy's constructs need so much raw brain power he can't make a meteor by himself. Aizen 99% for sure has this same braincells limitation, ​but even worse because his ability comes from merely a Shikai base, it's not a Bankai or a Schrift given by the son of God himself. Aizen might already be pushing KS to its very limits with the abilities he's shown, yet people tend to imagine he could do a lot more.

Technically, creating any of his illusions already requires making you see, hear, smell, touch and even sense something different from reality, and with good enough skill that the victim can't differentiate it from reality.. THAT'S PART OF AIZEN'S TRAINED SKILLSET / MASSIVE REIATSU, as he seemed to have put effort into making the fake corpse for example so that not even Unohana would notice it wasn't real, meaning that if his technique lacked or someone weaker used KS, his plan would have been found out much earlier (or him claiming Shinji could have realized his body double during TBTP wasn't him, if he got closer. Obviously Aizen tried to make the body double as perfect as possible and to give him the right commands, but he has limits​).

Kyoka Suigetsu doesn't come with free perfect hypnosis, making it accurate and believable seems to be something Aizen puts effort into / his massive reiatsu allows it, just like how Ichigo has to train and get stronger to fire sharper Getsuga Tenshous.

So what we've seen might be the extent of his powers, and it's not anything outrageous. By TYBW, this got expanded into the sense of time itself, that's what he messed up Yhwach with. I guess he could have extended it into the sense of space or direction similar to Shinji's sakanade, but these extra perks happened thanks to him becoming Transcendent.

So don't fall for the no-limits fallacy of his power or believe applications he's never shown in the series to claim he'd win a Vs., like I've seen people say he'd just disable Zaraki or Unohana's sense of pain to freely stab them without the Kenpachis being able to counter it. But that's not something Aizen has ever shown. It might be beyond his paygrade to deactivate someone's sense of touch to the point he's slashing or stabbing them without them realizing (not to mention, touching the blade lets you see reality, by default they'd have a small windows to feel the pain and sharply counterattack).

If he could create ANY illusion with Kyoka Suigetsu, he'd be pretty much Gremmy or Rose. He could create a fire engulfing a person and have them feel the burns as if they were real to the point they're KO'd by the pain or at least it severely lowers their combat ability, or he'd be able to create a gigantic meteor while simulating the complete destruction of the Gotei 13, making Yamamoto feel crushed, see himself as bloody and all the other Captains dead on the ground.

If Kyoka Suigetsu is absolute and with no limits, he'd be able to just make those mental images. But no, it probably consumes a lot of raw brain power to generate illusions (same weakness as Gremmy's imagination) to a point they're believable, and also an unknown amount of reiatsu consumption.

And thus, we've never seen Aizen using his power for anything more than just switching places. That might be the furthest his Shikai can go. Most of the time it would be better to just deactivate the opponent's sense of sight and hearing like Tosen's bankai does. ​Or go full Virgo no Shaka from saint seiya and rob the opponent of all senses, they can no longer see, hear, touch or even detect your energy. Not even Yamamoto is doing anything against that.

The reason this doesn't happen is because he can't, Aizen's ability is far far more limited than that, he can't move like Itachi with the Mangekyo Sharingan

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u/Le_Faveau — 5 months ago

I just had a realization from a Sanji post from yesterday, in which a poster said Sanji spent 2 years learning food that boosts the body.

But even without that, Sanji's whole thing is being a cook. What more perfect opportunity to showcase his role in the crew than having a Captain that NEEDS food in battle?

Now that I've seen this I can't stop being mad. ​​Being a battle-cook making food pills or something (maybe with Chopper's help?) or just super-empowering Bentos should be Sanji's role and completely nullify Gear 5 weakness, if not outright give Luffy much more stamina so he doesn't gas out during fights.

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u/Le_Faveau — 6 months ago