u/LeetleShawShaw

We were on a walk, and we passed the site of where a fireworks store once stood. Someone crashed a car into it, and the place exploded and burned down pretty dramatically. All that's left is a slab and some of the flooring.

We were poking around at it out of curiosity, and I pointed at the ground and said, "This must have been a French restaurant at some point."

Him: "What? Seriously? How would you know?"

Me: "Yeah you see these bits of flooring here? That's linoleum blown apart."

He groaned so loudly, people across the street looked up to see what had caused this man such anguish.