u/Left_Ad5649

I'd see being sent to the federation during the UN's cyber attacks but the feds don't have as much plot armor saving their asses

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LIARS, PREACHERS— DON'T YOU SEE?

C'MON, NOTHING COMES FOR FREE

YOU PETULANT, CONTROL FREAKS

DRIVEN BY THE GREED TO COME SIEGE—MY HOME-

NOW PLEASE JUST WATCH—'CAN'T STOP ME-

CAUSE IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM-

IF YOU'RE SYSTEMS AND SHIPS BEGIN TO FRAY,

IT AIN'T MY BUSINESS IF YOU START TO WHINE—AND SCREAM—AND FAINT

IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM

NOT MY PROBLEM

IF YOU FEEL THE NEED HIDE

IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM IF YOU'RE ALL ALONE AND FEEL LIKE YA WANT TO CRY

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(small note: idk what to tag this so i just chose meme)

(inspiration: just some experimentation with dialogue)

Alien: why do you..do....that?

Human: what dear?

Alien: call me...that, ████ and ███████ also do something similar but ████ instead calls me buddy and ███████ either calls me "luv" or ███-ni

Human:well dear that is a...very good question!...well.... ████...you know him, I know him, I'm literally his husband, always so tired from either his shifts or interacting with anyone he doesn't know, I...I appreciate you... It's like I'm with...sorry if this sounds cheesy but..it's like you're that family members I never had, I care about you..and ███████....have you not noticed it by now?

Alien: noticed what?

Human:....

Alien: what!? Stop looking at me like that

Human:...sweety...—THEY ARE HEAD OVER HEELS FOR YOU.

Alien:...what?

Human:...gods your even thicker skulled than ████ when that big hatted lady asked her out...

ya know I've been listening to some music and I thought up an..au where a vaguely radio signal tech level arxur and pre canon humanity have fun little exchanges through their shared transmissions after getting all the translation and first contact stuff out of the way, music, jokes, cooking recipes, languages, even some early black and white photos sent to humanity of arxur paintings and wriss's beauty, with humanity responding in kind, with colored photos, maybe you could have them have a wholesome moment where the humans even teach the arxur how to make colored images and the humans getting excited over the thought of soon having the colored images of the paintings

but sooner or later the betterment happens and an arxur the one who has been the one sending the transmission, starts one last round of transmissions

They warn humanity to not send any responses after this

And as they chat it goes from:

"Hhuktan.. ze tem sou...please? [Human/warm person/Ms.. don't forget me...please(English?)]

"I....we won't...we promise that....I....what happened to the pictures"

-"ahh ka!...ti em som be....merdi...ti...So zun'd....zoh ti en omi" [-ahh yea!... they/it looked/shined so/much beautiful....sorry/I'm pained it...I couldn't...do/pounce(?) it in time/before the teeth dug in(idiom?)]

To:

"...We'll meet again... don't know where... don't know when... but I know we'll meet again!-"

"SON SUNY DAAAAAAAA-"

And shortly after that they completely loose any comms with the arxur