I sincerely apologise to the examiner that reads my english language exam
Dear Mr/Mrs Examiner,
I am writing to you in sincere apology for the emotional journey you are about to experience while marking my English Language exam.
Firstly I must acknowledge the sheer bravery it will take to decode my handwriting, which at times resembles ancient hieroglyphics discovered after a natural disaster. If you manage to understand it without external archaeological assistance, I commend your skills highly.
Secondly, I apologise for the abomination of a transactional writing I wrote. Please try not to shed a tear
I think the whole of the r/GCSE should thank you. You are truly the unsung hero of the education system, to take on this ordeal.