u/Lemon-Sauce26

All Hail Kenny Lofton, The MLB version of Pete Wheeler :D

As his player card states, he can hit, he can run, and he can pitch. The Running part isn't really true, but Ernie actually has great power when he gets the right contact, I have hit more home runs with him than i have Kiesha Phillips. He is also a great relief pitcher with good stamina, and who doesn't know about his legendary defence?

Hear me out; he is genuinely is just as good as a hitter as Achmed, even if they are on diffirent teams he still got that power. Even though his pitching goes down when he plays with his big bro he still has got the pitching skills on his own. No matter what team he's on, He is either the starting pitcher or the team's home run hitter. NOBODY, almost NOBODY can do that, except for the Goat Pablo, but that's obvious. Don't sleep on my boy Amir.