u/Less_Scar_3306

NYT bestseller everyone!!

you could not pay me enough to be anywhere near this rallo circle jerk fest. this whole family has got to be one of the most insufferable and narcissistic groups out there.

parroting what has been said over the last 24 hours. and no she didn’t call this from the get go

I beg of you. yes it’s been rainy but good god go outside and touch grass Brooke. you live in the most walkable city and you don’t DO anything. Be so for real

Opening lines seem promising 😀😀😀😀

boots on the ground journalism from our fav NYT bestseller

I watched episode 1 on YouTube and that was the longest 33 minutes I have ever experienced. I do not understand how she has a platform, fans, or has anything. She is an awful speaker, and this truly is just an excuse for her to talk as much as she wants bc she has no one to listen to her yap irl. Longtime Eli hater here, and I know I’m speaking into the echo chamber but I have to get this off my chest.

Eli has completely lost the plot with prose in her society. It was comical to me that she spent about 33 seconds to talk about what she is currently reading before immediately jumping to wedding discourse (take a shot every time she says “discourse” challenge: impossible). She wants to be Matt and Bowen so freaking badly. Eli is the most phony person ever. I’ll give her this credit though — she knows just enough to pretend like she knows ball, but I promise she has no clue how to go beyond the surface.

I have so many mean things I can say about her — physical snark, intellectual (or lack thereof) snark, personality snark… she is profoundly unfunny and not as cultured as she thinks she is.

I hated how she essentially yelled at her fans and called them dumb for not knowing how starting a podcast goes. Like chill, your fans are probably 11 years old waiting for their boobs to come in.

Girl do NOT equate the voting problem in our society with voting problems on Love Island. One greatly affects humanity, and the other doesn’t mean jack shit at the end of the day.

Her complaints about podcasts: just press skip 10 seconds if you can’t handle two people laughing, and trust we don’t wanna hear you sing on any of your platforms (or 54 Below) with your nasally, tense, poor vocal placement voice. I know you think you’re Jessica Vosk Jr, but you ain’t even allowed to be in the same convo has her.

I don’t think so honey… Eli doesn’t need this podcast ❤️

as if dildo on main wasn’t enough, we might be getting this 15 min video treat one day 😀😀😀😀😀

girl we really don’t give a fuck, but clearly you’re still in wedding withdrawal

the OFFLINE comment has me rollinggggg

ENOUGHHHHH

but sure… opinionated queen !!!!

i love, love, love new ari music, but i can promise you “hate that i made you love me” is not positions coded

I’ve never prayed for rain harder than rn

1. that hair looks bad, it’s just wavy cause she admitted she isn’t taking care of it — even tho it’s literally “toooo healthy” 🫩
2. ray bans were never out of style, except maybe the fuck ass ones she got
3. bad spray tan
4. just can’t let the white fit at grad go
5. also literally don’t speak on Austin
6. for someone that doesn’t really drink, she seems pretty drunk here

ain’t no way all these randos just live in houston and wanna try her basic ass coffee sugar milk order?? she wants the cottage to name a drink after her sooo badly

… is hiding copies of her books in bookstores and/or flipping the covers around so no one sees them 💔