r/EliRalloSnark

Bffr like her every other post is about wine or margaritas

you already know she was probably thrilled about this with the timing of her upcoming wedding so she can look so small and dainty

she would be Team Jamie 🙄

Came here immediately with the mini Kelly unboxing. HER FACIAL EXPRESSIONS? She’s fucking rock solid. Zero movement except her teeth reaching out to bite my face off through the phone

Girl has gotta get off the internet ASAP

has she ever heard of gatorade and crackers?

Does she know what long hair looks like?

Man I just know this book is going to be unreadable…”prose over plot heavy”?? It’s not a busy plot but a lot happens??

Now she’s the founding father of Zara Larsson and claims she’s listened to this song everyday since 2017 yet clearly doesn’t know the words

Idk what she did to her face recently but every face she makes is so uncanny and creepy I feel I have been left alone with a sociopath and I just have to stay and watch them go looney. She’s also doing a face mask a day at this point which is just crazy overuse imo

there has to be some science behind this

1. that hair looks bad, it’s just wavy cause she admitted she isn’t taking care of it — even tho it’s literally “toooo healthy” 🫩
2. ray bans were never out of style, except maybe the fuck ass ones she got
3. bad spray tan
4. just can’t let the white fit at grad go
5. also literally don’t speak on Austin
6. for someone that doesn’t really drink, she seems pretty drunk here