me when I have to prove that my husband came to a recent wedding with me

and I have to wear my shawl and bring my big egg too

u/sydcrux14 — 11 days ago

NYT bestselling author btw

“I have to travel somewhere I haven’t been because I’ve never been” mama can’t write for shit

u/sydcrux14 — 24 days ago

partner’s height

hilarious that she posted this after someone posted about how small her husband is a few hours before 💀 she lives in this sub

u/sydcrux14 — 1 month ago

rallopalooza

how inflated of an ego does this entire family have? she spent this whole video glazing her parents except for the part where she roasts everyone in her family for not reading a single book ever

u/sydcrux14 — 1 month ago

why would anyone earnestly listen to this

who in the world possibly cares what Eli Rallo’s fyp looks like or what show she’s watching

u/sydcrux14 — 1 month ago

she’s brutal

how anyone ever stands to be around her is a mystery to me. wtf do you mean “the trees in the south” are in???

u/sydcrux14 — 1 month ago

the glitching filter 💀

the fact that she noticed it, moved around to try to fix it, and still said “fuck it” and filmed and posted this video is killing me

u/sydcrux14 — 1 month ago

be so fr

as an influencer…asking your audience what you’ve influenced them on???? c’mon be serious

u/sydcrux14 — 2 months ago

wtf is she possibly talking about

she made a video about a sarti spritz and now her family’s restaurant “brought it to the US”??? huh???

u/sydcrux14 — 2 months ago

yikes

haven’t seen Clara on my fyp in a while and I barely recognized her here. what did she do to her face?? she looks totally different and way older than she is (nothing wrong with looking old, she just looks much older than her age imo)

u/sydcrux14 — 2 months ago

sending her editors thoughts and prayers 🙏🏻

I just know they had to wade through some bullllllshit to make this novel readable

u/sydcrux14 — 2 months ago

can’t wait to see her tacky homegoods house 🫶🏻

maybe it’ll look like the haunted ballerina moss hallway from the wedding. at least there won’t be a dildo on the wall 🤞🏻

u/sydcrux14 — 2 months ago

oh okay because I was worried

I just know that these are about to be the most boring prudish sex scenes you’ve ever read. And a “make-out scene”? She really is 12.

u/sydcrux14 — 2 months ago

she literally looks 12

like sorry that’s a middle schooler with an insane amount of lip filler

u/sydcrux14 — 2 months ago

oh yeah I’m sure

as someone who posted about one billion times about her own wedding, she might wanna take her own advice

u/sydcrux14 — 2 months ago

color me surprised…

because the Instagram handle “prose society podcast” didn’t give it away or anything…

calling it a group chat for “thought daughters” who think pride and prejudice and love island deserve the same level of discourse is rich coming from someone who just posted an insane (racist) take on immigration in the US - who would want to listen to this??

u/sydcrux14 — 2 months ago

for anyone new to the sub…

welcome! I’ll assume you’re here because of the recent “they’re taking our jobs” video she posted. here are a few things that come up in the sub regularly so you can get caught up quickly:

- her wedding: she claims she doesn’t have “post wedding” blue, yet posts about it constantly

- Mrs. EGOT: since her initials changed to EGT after getting married, she’s decided this is close enough to EGOT ( the prestigious winner of an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony award) to warrant this nickname, and she’s really beating a dead horse at this point

- chin lipo allegations: rumor has it she forced her husband to get chin lipo before the wedding

- homely allegations: one time she got a DM calling her homely and was so bothered she posted about it for days

if anyone has any questions or anything new to add, please drop them in the comments!

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