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I just know they had to wade through some bullllllshit to make this novel readable

maybe it’ll look like the haunted ballerina moss hallway from the wedding. at least there won’t be a dildo on the wall 🤞🏻

I just know that these are about to be the most boring prudish sex scenes you’ve ever read. And a “make-out scene”? She really is 12.

like sorry that’s a middle schooler with an insane amount of lip filler

as someone who posted about one billion times about her own wedding, she might wanna take her own advice

because the Instagram handle “prose society podcast” didn’t give it away or anything…

calling it a group chat for “thought daughters” who think pride and prejudice and love island deserve the same level of discourse is rich coming from someone who just posted an insane (racist) take on immigration in the US - who would want to listen to this??

calling a small local business with a “no influencers” sign “fucking dumb” and then going on a 3+ story rant about influencer hate is screaming bothered. her point about “just blocking” influencers makes no sense…like essentially that’s what the store is doing with the sign? blocking them from the store? “if you really hate something take a stand” - that’s literally what the store is doing.

what happened to not caring if people liked you, Eli?

except 7/14 photos feature alcohol and her caption mentions alcohol

sorry why is she blowing them out individually 😭

at least the wearing orange comment from her last post makes more sense, although the dress is horrendous and the shoes are worse

this is one of the first videos on her prose hoes (prose society?) Instagram page, its titled “one night stand with a book”

this is the ending of it (recorded in 2x) but the whole video gave me suuuch uncomfy vibes and also she can’t act for shit

seriously they look like they’re about to explode…I don’t even know what to say about his face.

also this is not a screenshot from a video, it’s a picture she posted on her story 💀

when people say they’ve “lost” themselves they don’t mean it literally. obviously they aren’t misplaced between couch cushions. she never seems to have the ability to think figuratively, she’s always so literal. this is on par with when she says “you can’t feel like BLANK because BLANK isn’t a feeling”.

her books must be an absolute bore to read if this is how she thinks.

lookin like 2 people who have never kissed before

are these books not famously problematic? it’s hard to believe she’s “not abreast on the discourse”

that’s her day one best friend ride or die bff Ariana Grande didn’t you know? she’s known her since BEFORE she was famous, you fake fans don’t even know her like Eli does

why did she film herself watching the Ariana concert like this? does she think people care about her reactions?

weird thing to say since she constantly has to convince us that she’s happy

wow what a transformed space!!!