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who possibly cares about go-to restaurant orders this much 😭





who possibly cares about go-to restaurant orders this much 😭
and I have to wear my shawl and bring my big egg too
“I have to travel somewhere I haven’t been because I’ve never been” mama can’t write for shit
hilarious that she posted this after someone posted about how small her husband is a few hours before 💀 she lives in this sub
how inflated of an ego does this entire family have? she spent this whole video glazing her parents except for the part where she roasts everyone in her family for not reading a single book ever
who in the world possibly cares what Eli Rallo’s fyp looks like or what show she’s watching
how anyone ever stands to be around her is a mystery to me. wtf do you mean “the trees in the south” are in???
the fact that she noticed it, moved around to try to fix it, and still said “fuck it” and filmed and posted this video is killing me
as an influencer…asking your audience what you’ve influenced them on???? c’mon be serious
diap-ed up on a Friday night! it’s fully loaded!
she made a video about a sarti spritz and now her family’s restaurant “brought it to the US”??? huh???
haven’t seen Clara on my fyp in a while and I barely recognized her here. what did she do to her face?? she looks totally different and way older than she is (nothing wrong with looking old, she just looks much older than her age imo)
I just know they had to wade through some bullllllshit to make this novel readable
maybe it’ll look like the haunted ballerina moss hallway from the wedding. at least there won’t be a dildo on the wall 🤞🏻
I just know that these are about to be the most boring prudish sex scenes you’ve ever read. And a “make-out scene”? She really is 12.
like sorry that’s a middle schooler with an insane amount of lip filler
as someone who posted about one billion times about her own wedding, she might wanna take her own advice
because the Instagram handle “prose society podcast” didn’t give it away or anything…
calling it a group chat for “thought daughters” who think pride and prejudice and love island deserve the same level of discourse is rich coming from someone who just posted an insane (racist) take on immigration in the US - who would want to listen to this??
welcome! I’ll assume you’re here because of the recent “they’re taking our jobs” video she posted. here are a few things that come up in the sub regularly so you can get caught up quickly:
- her wedding: she claims she doesn’t have “post wedding” blue, yet posts about it constantly
- Mrs. EGOT: since her initials changed to EGT after getting married, she’s decided this is close enough to EGOT ( the prestigious winner of an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony award) to warrant this nickname, and she’s really beating a dead horse at this point
- chin lipo allegations: rumor has it she forced her husband to get chin lipo before the wedding
- homely allegations: one time she got a DM calling her homely and was so bothered she posted about it for days
if anyone has any questions or anything new to add, please drop them in the comments!