Super glue revenge
About ten years ago I had an ex who was a homeowner.
I found out he was cheating.
Broke my heart. I felt like I wanted to die.
I hung around for a few more days and spent that time super glueing every lightbulb I could in his home into the sockets.
A decade later I still think about that idiot, in his stupid house having to throw away a lamp anytime a bulb goes out. No idea how the bathroom vanity lights or kitchen bulbs get fixed.
I’ve never been less sorry about anything in my life.