I don't want to hear about your eating disorder (and split your check 5 ways)
Trigger warning for ED stuff but holy COW it is so wild to me how groups of women try to "out-skinny" each other. I had a table of 5 women in their late 50s today come in for lunch and every time I asked "what side would you like with that" it was a whole council decision of "oh well I already got 17,000 steps today but I should get a salad" and "oh no you can get fries you're already so skinny I have 18,000 steps but I have to get a salad because I'm a cow." Hey divas I'm in the middle of a lunch rush AND in eating disorder recovery! Everybody is getting a salad because it's a $3 surcharge but sure you can have 5 separate checks and extra plates to share. Thanks for telling me I need to get my steps in when you all request refills one at a time!