u/Linus-664

So I’ve had a few posts and comments on here about starting to watch ball with my grandpa last year and then he passed about a month before the season opener. Baseball was the only sport my grandma ever liked watching with grandpa so I’ve been going over to watch almost every game with her. I’m a huge Vladdy fan, before anyone says anything yeah I know he’s slumping at bat but that doesn’t change anything for me. We’ve sat and chatted about favourite jerseys, favourite caps, all that stuff. Every time I looked at jerseys they just seem quite expensive and it’s not really a need for me, more of a want. Well I turned 40 this last week and grandma got me a Jersey for my birthday in my favourite style with Guerrero’s name and number.

Dude made it 70 yards on the field before being tackled by security. What kind of punishment do these people face when they get caught?

So I wanted to mix it up on my newest creation. Not a blt but there’s still lots of bacon included. I started with a generous helping of garlic butter, thinly sliced mortadella made by me, added some honey ham made by me, some cheddar slices, some dill pickle mayo, 24 slices of crispy bacon made by me, some lettuce, a layer of corned beef and turkey thinly sliced, another 16 slices more of that crispy bacon, some Italian made prosciutto, a drizzle of yellow mustard and a drizzle of a miso sesame dressing I recently stumbled upon. Lastly a layer of sliced tomatoes and a final layer of cheddar. All on a French loaf. I added some measurements as people were wondering just how tall it was. I also put it on one of my scales for curiosity sake! And before anyone starts judging, no I’m not eating all this by myself. I’m volunteering with one of my kids sports teams tomorrow and am driving 3 large football players around collecting trash so the sandwich was cut into 4 and bagged up.

Had a friend tell me about the biggest BLT she’d ever seen… showed me a picture they advertised a pound of bacon but I’m assuming that was raw weight. I thought damn I can do better. Behold, this sandwich contains the equivalent of 36 full slices of bacon.