My Win-Loss Predictions Based On Nothing
-Even though the Bills are one of the best teams in the AFC, they haven't won at Houston in who knows how long, so I feel confident we can keep that up
-I have zero hope in the Bengals, that organization is dog water. That's an easy dub for us I believe
-I'll be nice to Indy and say we split with them. Same goes for the Jags, but we own Tennessee.
-Giants are on the up and up, but I feel like they're still a year away.
-Chargers and Browns I'm not scared of in the slightest, even if they did get more boots in the trenches.
-The Ravens are still the Ravens, and I'm still scared of them, so I say we take the L on that one.
-I'm not scared of either the Steelers or Commanders, we take them easy
-Unless Jalen Hurts absolutely shits the bed like he did in that Chargers game last year, the Eagles should be way better, especially now that they theoretically won't have AJ Brown and his bricks for hands.
-Green Bay is a good ass team, but I dunno, their defense just doesn't inspire confidence and Jordan Love is a lot like Stroud in many ways, both good and bad, so I say it'll be a close win for us.
And we go into the post-season with a 13-4 record.
I'm not delusional YOU'RE DELUSIONAL