(App) I've Reached a Wall. I Can Progress No Further Without Aid.
TL;DR: Trapped in the unshackling paths, stuck grinding for Alabamscream and Prisms for the better part of a year. I've given up, and ask for any advice you may have for an android app using plebian.
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My legs have gone numb on the toilet, grinding for the unreachable. I downloaded a gods-be-damned autoclicker. I am doing my absolute best here, but I am stupid. So very stupid.
My "Strategy"
Dragon Auras:
- Radiant Appetite: 2x Cookie
- Dragon Guts: 2 more wrinklers, 20% more suck and pop
Morning Activity:
- Arrive at toilet for morning poop
- Open App
- Pop all wrinklers
- Unlock whatever I can unlock
- Grind with autoclicker until golden/wrath? cookie or two pop up
- Play until bored, numb, or almost late
- Pray to the hemorrhoid gods to stay their hand for another day
- Wait for wrinklers to come back
- Go try to live life
Rest of Day:
- Try to be productive at work
- Think a little too much about a cookie clicking app
- Occasially check in, leaving wrinklers and waiting for a golden cookie or two to grind out before getting back to life
- Stare out the window, absently petting my dog while wondering if this is all there is - If this cookie clicking app isn't simply a perfect metaphor for life. That, at some point, we all hit a wall. That, no matter how much you grind, you may never find the winning strategy on your own. That you may reach a final rut in your life from which you will never escape, wallowing in stagnation as time accelerates by. You watch people walk and drive by, planes fly overhead, and wonder how many of them feel the same way you do. How many of them are stuck, clicking away at their own metaphorical cookies, hoping that they'll have some realization or breakthrough or come-to-god moment where they find what they need to push past their limits and find a way forward in their lives.
- Afternoon poop, same as morning sans the wrinklers. Their lives are forfeit come sunrise. Until then, may they live their lives in peace, unaware of their looming fates.
Open to Advice
What should I change up, here?