"Hey, uh... Jimmy, you know how I said that on my planet, this symbol stands for 'hope'? Well... guess what YOUR symbol stands for..."
(Also, Superman's Pal is trying to kill him again, but what else is new? But that symbol...)
Hmm... nope, can't think of anything relevant to say about this, nosiree.
Cause of death still undetermined.
Really, Supes, did you have to laser their nuts off? A little overkill, don't you think?
Not only do the sacrificed forests make the Wood Elemental bigger, but they ALSO make the Terravore bigger! Meanwhile, everyone in the room will be wondering why ANYONE would include Wood Elemental in their deck, because that card's been utterly awful since 1994.
Although those air-quotes around "accident" aren't helping your case here, Pa. I mean, I'm sure Clark has Super Air Quote Detection as a power or something.
So, who's better at coming up with excuses to protect their secret identity, Peter Parker or Hal Jordan? They both seem to have it down to an art form.
I mean, what's the worst that could possibly happen? It's not like he's gonna kill anyone while you're waiting...