u/LogicalWelcome7100

Although those air-quotes around "accident" aren't helping your case here, Pa. I mean, I'm sure Clark has Super Air Quote Detection as a power or something.

So, who's better at coming up with excuses to protect their secret identity, Peter Parker or Hal Jordan? They both seem to have it down to an art form.

I mean, what's the worst that could possibly happen? It's not like he's gonna kill anyone while you're waiting...