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No gacha doges, all are level 30 except Zir Zeal, they’re level 50. Make sure to sneak a Zpeng behind them so that the anti cheese axe cats don’t shred your Zir Zeal. If your doges are underleveled, trying stacking Zir Zeals on the starting cow cats to permafreeze the Dio when they come out. Do keep in mind that if the stage takes more than 600 seconds/10 minutes, 10 hyperbuffed Baha Blasts spawn, resulting in certain defeat. I also recommend shockwave cannon but wave can work too if you’re struggling on the initial cow rush.

Kinda sad considering they convinced me to make the Mina yuri essay and milk production tier list.

Why are there 2 bosses 🥀 I’m jumping John poning

Anyway y’all NEED to check out my YT channel GanglionTBC

Seriously why were there 2 bosses 😭 I’m jumping John ponor 🥀

Anyway you should ALL check out my YT channel GanglionTBC, I posted it there as well 🥹

wdym Best 🥀

I’m going to be posting guides on 4 star sol levels, along with other levels. My first one is an easy Bahamut chain to avoid the brutality that is 4 crown Procrastinator Parade. If you need a tutorial on any SoL levels, comment down below! Please check out my channel!

I was getting whooped until I realized rice ball is absolutely perfect to help baha blast chain them. it was like a 22 chain 🥹🥹🥹 anyway sol sucked so much I hope R. ost dies

THIS TOOK ALL MY DEYES BUT IT WAS SO WORTH IT!!! Just an fyi that their hp, while high, should only be used to either activate his strengthen or as backup, because he can still get shredded if you aren’t careful. Still I find his tankiness to be very good for role compression. I’d say it is worth it unless you already have overpowered generalists like mizli

There is no Easter Bunny, there is no tooth fairy, and there will NEVER, EVER be a nuh production tier list. You will catch me glazing NOBUNAGA before making allat. I will use CAPSULE cat before ts ever scrapes the subreddit. Also ganglion would obviously sweep anyway so theres no point in measuring nuh production🥹

I would like to beat this stage soon so I can get Dioramos ultra form, but I’m not sure how to with my current units. May y’all please give me some pointers?

y’all tell me what you think down below, this is just how I see it for where I am in progression. (wherever the brutal advent phase is)

pick ones you think would have lots of milk, try to avoid ones people have already said. If you name cow cat I’m taking away Yuri privileges. 🍼🍼🍼

Before we begin, I’m gonna start working on the milk production tier list soon! 🍼🍼🍼(Also, I know this has been yapped about 100’s of times before, but also I’m so tired of metals 😭😭😭) Anyway, I believe that metal is quite the poor trait in both concept and execution.

Firstly, I find the concept to be quite foolish. I know this has been said many times before, but being forced to get good luck is ridiculous. Being punished due to factors you cannot control takes away any of the satisfaction the game provides, making everything feel quite grueling.

Next, I find our arsenal of critters to be rather lacking in the current meta. Things like super metal hippoes tend to get spammed at higher magnification later on, forcing the player to use critters like crazed moneko or soba, but the inability to one shot them + presence of peons makes this quite difficult. We also only have 2 good area critters, being Cattyphoon and cameraman. This ends up leaving us with one option that covers all bases, being catasaurus, who ends up being quite unreliable.

Lastly, I find the execution to be exceedingly abysmal. There are 3 types of stages in which metal enemies appear, being solely/mostly metals, half and half, and very trace presence of metals. The first type is fine, allowing you to focus on the metals and alleviate the RNG issue. The second one is much worse, forcing you to rely quite a lot on rng due to having less slots to spare for metals. The last one is arguably the worst, as these stages often have very little room for critters, making the metal enemies more problematic than they should be. This last type also causes bad RNG to be much more punishing, making the game feel much less fair.

In summary, metal evil because catasaurus won’t crit (I forgot to add the issue with how linear the gameplay becomes)

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I believe that behemoths are genuinely awful conceptually, and while this isn’t exactly a hot take, I’d still like to dive into what makes them so flawed.

Firstly, Courier Cat was WAY too powerful due to having both behemoth slayer and massive damage, which gave him so much dps that he negated red behemoths entirely, along with all other behemoths to a lesser extent. This caused the devs to inflate the stats of newer behemoths to ungodly heights as to keep up with the power of units like courier.

The second issue I have is that the newly overblown behemoths overpower the more conventional options. This forces the player to either use the specialized options like courier or simply lose, creating boring and linear progression. I found this issue to be most evident while fighting Angelic Beast Rajakong, as without mushroom he became borderline unstoppable.

Lastly, I find the enemies to be used in ways that significantly lower the quality of the trait. Wild doges should realistically be used similarly to dark doges, as they are very threatening for a peon while being to weak to be the main focus of the stage. Unfortunately, they get sent out at high magnifications on almost every behemoth stage, almost always appearing in excessive numbers. This applies to many behemoths, but wild doges are the clearest example.

These 3 sets of reasoning are why I am certain that behemoths are an abysmal subtrait.

Anyway yall should tell me down below whether to make the milk production tier list next 😛

If you couldn’t tell, I’ve rediscovered my passion for writing about my interests :) Anyway, I believe that Mizli syndrome as a concept is flawed. Let’s start out where this phrase first began. Back when captain sauce (Elite YT btw) was making videos on COTC, he got an uber named Mizli, and fell in love with her due to her many anti alien abilities. As such, Mizli became very popular, which caused more experienced players to give them a whirl, in which they discovered that she had a habit of luring unit stacks into backliners, getting them all killed. As a result, people named this effect Mizli syndrome. The first reason I think Mizli syndrome has lost merit is due to the immense power creep we have received. Things like Dasli or Balrog can just tank the backliner and precede to kill it due to how freakishly powerful they are, rendering the threat of Mizli syndrome non existent. Next, snipers like cyberpunk, sniper, and the phono bros have risen, resulting in the backliners being able to do absolutely nothing, with the exception of killing the Mizli syndrome victim themself if the backliner is powerful enough. The last, and most damning reason, is that bahamut got talents and brought about a new meta. Bahamut is so ridiculously powerful that he changed the meta to a rushing one that relies on cheaper/ more powerful single units like bahamut or can can. As such, pushing into the backliner will not only result in much less loss due to the lack of stacking, but also get the backliners obliterated faster by the sheer might of Baha Blast, which means that Mizli syndrome is an arguably good thing. Just wanted to rant about this because I still see people ranting about Mizli Syndrome even though it’s hardly applicable at this point.

Firstly, let’s look at her design. This is easily the most overlooked part of her, while also being one of the most interesting. Her first form is ment to be gloomy, as her description states that’s she holding 1000’s of souls within her and isn’t very approachable. This is reflected by her cat hiding, her hair shrouding her face, and her staff being damage. Her second form is ment to represent redemption, as she now stands proud. Her flaws are still present, just like how wounds still scar, but they are now dialed back and covered up, as shown with the cat standing proud to cover the broken staff, and her hair, while still shrouding her a bit, now letting her brilliant face shine brighter than ever. Next, let‘s review her procs. She is one of the best pushers in the game, having a 50% chance to knockback ALL traits numerous times. And while some may say that Mizli syndrome is an issue, not only did baha blast destroy Mizli syndrome entirely, but even if they didn’t, Kasli would still be fine due to being able to snipe almost every backliner. Lastly, her damage is almost always undershot due to the presence of of her sister unit, Dasli. And while Dasli may be much stronger in dps, that doesn’t mean Kasli is worthless. Not only does she have a massive 9000 dps, she can also dish this out to backliners due to her massive LD and surge spawn radius, making her leagues ahead of competitors like Ururun. And while her KB does lower this damage out put due to the I-frames the enemies get, the knockback itself helps make up for the lost damage while also helping you get closer to the base. All in all, Kasli The Scourge is an absolutely groundbreaking unit in all regards that absolutely deserves far more praise then they’re getting so far. Go join r/Kaslicult to show the gal some love! Quick thing I want to add about what people are saying: Almost no other Ubers are pushed down by the presence of others, with the exception of tier lists. Most people don’t have Dasli, but since Kasli is completely in her shadow, people who get Kasli feel disappointed regardless. If we’re talking about tierlists, then that’s a different story, but for the general populous, Kasli absolutely needs more love.

Before we begin, I couldnt find who made this, so anyone who can please link them down below.

Firstly, we should start off with why Valkyrie and Mina would have interest in a same-sex relationship. With Valk, it is stated in her unit description that cat god keeps hitting on her, which would likely cause her to gain a distain for men. Her description also used to say she was sexually harassed by cat god, but it is now removed, so it’s debatable whether we should count it as evidence. As for Mina, she has evidence of her own. Firstly, when reading her description, it shows that she dedicates significant amounts of focus to becoming as popular as possible, as to try and overtake Valkyrie. On top of this, every single cat-combo she has is with another girl/woman.(Maybe discard the one with ururun 🥀) This shows that she may have a heightened interest in women as opposed to men. Lastly, both of them have evidence that implies they are both trying to keep the competition going. With Valkyrie, she never uses the power she revealed in chapter 2, which could easily make her the star of the show. (We also know she has this power, as her talents grant her all of Corrupted Valk’s abilities, and her description reads that her corruption is only caused by rage against the cats, which wouldn’t influence her power.) Mina does something similar, as while her bazooka could easily make her as powerful if not even stronger than Valkyrie (And by extent boost her popularity), she refuses to fix it, despite her having gotten 3 forms and an entire engineering team to work with. This suggests that their rivalry is actually an excuse for them to spend time with each other, resulting in a relationship where both of them love each other, but neither of them realizes that the other does. We love battle cats Yuri here/

I analyzed moth on miraheze already, and while kenshin seems like a great anti relic/black, the ability to trivialize the alien trait seems really nic, especially considering the lower investment cost. (Ignore the adorable dog, she’s just for clickbait)

I know I lowkey got carried, but I’ll take what I can get. I am going to VAPORIZE Dogumaru with cone cat lol