u/Lonely_Difficulty_74

🏫🎓 NANYANG TECHNOLOGICAL UNIVERSITY 🎓🏫 has just witnessed the BIGGEST. SHIT. IN. RECORDED. HISTORY. 😱😱😱💩💩💩👑

I strolled into that toilet cubicle 🚽🚪 like a CEO walking into a boardroom 💼😎 and LEFT as a LEGEND 🏆🔥🫡 Engineering students 👷‍♂️👷‍♀️ spend years building bridges 🌉 and trusses 🏗️, but I just built a MONUMENT 🗿💩🗿 in Cubicle 3 🚽3️⃣

The flush 🌊🌊🌊 had to go THREE TIMES 🔁🔁🔁 and the bowl STILL looked at me like "bro what did you eat??" 😭🥲🤯 The Hall 🏢 plumbing 🔧 is shaking 😰 The cleaner auntie 🧹👵 is filing an official complaint 📝📋😤

Nobody in the whole campus 🌳🏫 from Garage@EEE 🛠️ to the North Spine 🍜 will ever dethrone this 💩👑 Let the record show 📜🖋️ that on this day 📅 the GOAT 🐐 of NTU toilets 🚽 was crowned 👑👑👑

SALUTE 🫡🫡🫡 THE SHIT HAS BEEN SHAT 💩🎤⬇️ NTU BOLEH!!! 🇸🇬🔥💪🎉💩💩💩

Just checked in today and idk if its just me or were the mattresses a bit disappointing. Both were sunken in quite badly and the outer rubber layer was coming off. Overall felt uncomfortable to sleep in.

Was wondering if I can request a change of mattress or just outright bring my own.

Incoming freshman here, might be funny to ask but how are the toilets in halls and around campus in terms of cleanliness? Are there any toilets with bidets cuz I lowkey can't live without them ;-;