u/Longjumping_Ruin_432

With Jacqui almost completing her dream of staying at every resort, she has a chance to provide detailed reviews and ratings on all resorts, but we know she won’t do that. All that matters to her is having a pic of herself at each resort.

But let’s have some fun. If Jacqui did a ratings system on every resort, what categories would she use? Here’s some to start:

1. Chicken fingers and fries
2. Ability to sleep 6 people in one room
3. Twirling backdrops
4. Crispiness of Diet Coke
5. Freebie from resort to keep on stroller to let people two months from now think you’re a resort guest
6. Ability to match cheap Disney knockoff clothes to the resort

The Jacqui logic - 10pm fireworks are two hours past the kids bedtime…. But we stayed to watch 5 minutes (at that rate might as well just watch the full show)…..but the kids were tired so we left….. but then sat and had sugary treats past 10pm anyway (make it make sense).

Side note - at least she didn’t get to park at Poly this time and actually had to park at the TTC

According to social blade:

1. 12 tik tok videos deleted Monday
2. Including above, 29 tik tok videos deleted in the last 30 days
3. Has lost followers on Instagram 16 of the last 20 days
4. It definitely looks like she stopped her spending spree from a few months ago of buying followers on each

I wonder if her low key week so far was watching tons of old videos deleting content where she comes off as an ass to her kids.

Now that we’ve seen the extent that Jacqui went thru to lie to people to think she was invited by Disney for a movie premiere, including posing like it was a red carpet event and her comments on tik tok comments…. Will she jump on the bandwagon of the other summer releases:

1. Minions & Monsters - 7/1. Maybe JW is a big minions fan?

2. Moana - 7/10 - jojo is probably a huge fan and this one gives off Aulani vibes

3. Paw Patrol: The Dino Movie - 8/14 - paw patrol is surely one of Jojo’s favorite brands

Keep chasing notoriety Jacqui! Nobody wants to work with you!

Love the contradictions between her stories and reel today.

Story - "John is currently unloading the car, we just had breakfast..... our room's not ready yet, we still have a couple of hours"

Reel - "after breakfast, the best part of the day, we got to check into our room"

Stop trying to portray the perfect trip. Disney isn't watching your reels, they aren't going to work with you or repost your video.

Story - "eating out is very hard and expensive so now we have a full kitchen. we're going to do a Publix delivery"

Reel holding the take out bags - "we are gonna bring it back to the room, it's just easier"

I call BS on her telling us they are going to do Publix meals. No Fn way. If mommy is paying, she is ordering takeout all week. She said they had a very early arrival. With that 2.5 hour drive, they could have easily done a Publix delivery for 3pm

I saw some people hosted last night for Typhoon Lagoon H2O Glow. We know Jacqui would kill to be hosted by Disney for anything at this point. Just brings a nice little smile on this otherwise quiet day in the Poorwood household.

I only came here in July 2025. Something I’ve been wondering is how open was Jacqui about the homeschool year of Kindergarten back in August 2024. Did she openly mention it a lot? Any mention of the money she would get paid? Was the article about homeschooling at Disney around that time?

I’ve been curious what this sub was like at that time. We are one year away from seeing if she will do the same with Jojo.

Jacqui’s two days of lip fillers and spiraling has kept this sub nice and busy. 22 posts and 551 comments for Wednesday and Thursday. Too bad Jacqui can’t earn any influencer money off of the activity in here 🤭

Love seeing people engaged in this mess. Poor kids. But can’t wait to see what the weekend brings. Everyone needs to have a WDW weekend stay to celebrate the last week of kindergarten!

Also confused on the gap and gown for graduation photos. Does the school not require a cap and gown but she bought one anyway. Then says she doesn’t think he can wear it to graduation. Always a treat to see her navigate the real world and not the Jacqui La La Land.