u/Loose-Cycle-7848

What is the best life hack you learned from a criminal defendant?

The Knicks hadn’t won an NBA championship since 1973—until now. The Dolphins haven’t won a Super Bowl since 1973 either. The Knicks have broken their drought, so by the laws of sports destiny and completely flawless logic, the Dolphins are about to win the Super Bowl.

Are there others septuagenarians out there trying to make a living?

My client got pissed because he saw me smiling and talking to OC. I told the gentleman he should be glad or else you zero chance of walking out the front door.

Not learning how to type. Am I the only hunt and pecker?