u/Lopsided-Bit-1304

I matched with a German guy and the chat was actually great. We finally met and I was fully expecting the classic first date combo: coffee, maybe lunch, sit somewhere cozy and talk.

Nope.

This man took me on a TWO-HOUR WALK!!

Not a cute little stroll. An endurance test. We walked through streets, parks, side streets, probably crossed into another federal state at some point.

The whole time I kept thinking: ‘Surely we’re stopping somewhere now… right?
Wrong.

At one point my social battery died before my phone battery.

Like sir… I dressed for a date, not for a hiking expedition in the Alps 😭

And the funniest part? He genuinely seemed to think it was the perfect date!