u/LostInTranscriptionZ

There was one of these a few days ago, and it looked fun, so here's one for everyone to ignore.

Easy: "There will be no more warn hugs from me."

Medium: "I think you may have seen hard work sometime in the past, but you never came close enough to shake its hand."

Hard/Medium: "You took in wild animals, fed them and gave them a place by the fire. Loved them, in your own terrible way. It was cold and dark and lonely, and if we have to make a graveyard of half this fucking continent to never go there again, then that’s what we’ll do."

Hard: "A girl with a parasite in her skull enters a tea shop run by a one-eyed Russian. She sits besides a woman who looks like a leper, and is descended from Alexander the Great (apparently). They are shortly joined by an irascible police officer and a faintly bewildered archaeologist. And then they start talking about another man who drinks fire."

Hard: “I suppose you are. What happened to your house?” “I burned it down.” “What!? Why?” “It was infested. There was a spider.”