u/Lots_of_frog

Productivity Borderline
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Productivity Borderline

There is a fine line where you drink and become productive. As a college student there are two forms, one is academically (can vary a bit based on subject, randomly typing a paragraph requires less mental energy than math) and the other is housework. Alas, I have gone too far into the latter when I need to work on my summer classes so I can feel like less of a looser for drinking all day during the 500 on Sunday,

A 16 week chemistry course condensed into 5 weeks is very unpleasant but I understand it better but also… it’s not really much of a “break” really. But also in the one that decided to do classes during my summer break soooo…. 🤷‍♀️My online course is longer and while the professor seems nice, frankly I think it’s too intense for an online course. I’ll survive, the coordination and careful timing of when I consume an unhealthy amount of caffeine and when I drink can be achieved, I am just not there yet. I am on the precipice of reaching equilibrium and will not be stopped.

Anyways yay BSU chirp chirp motherfuckers together we fly off the top of the teachers college at balls taint university

(Picture of my stupid ass cat included as a gift. Lives here rent free and yells at me all day. Screams bloody murder when I leave for work or school, screams if I look at her funny, neighbors probably think I torture her but she’s fine, she’s just a sassy dramatic bitch and I would die for her)

u/Lots_of_frog — 1 day ago