My best friend swung at me 20 times, missed everything i held him down and his mum turned up
I received a call from my friend’s mother asking me if she knows where he is and this is something that happens from time to time. I told her he was with me for a night then he left the next days in the evening so I don’t know. She said do you know anywhere he could be. And suddenly i remembered one time when i went for my job centre interview he asked me to come and see him so i could collect my pokemon card from him and i was asked to come inside a back garden where 2 other females were sat and we all smoked some za and called it a day i took my pokemon card and went home. So i told his mother about the female i could remember and her address. And she scurries right over to realise the door of the address was open and inside the carpets were disgusting and it smelt horrible and even when i was there in the back garden there was around 30 minimum bin bags stacked in the back. Furthermore after nobody came outside the address as the female had recently moved out. His mother began to tell me she knows her older sister and has her number and that i should call her older sister and ask her to ask her younger sister (The female at the address) where my best friend is. So i called her and said could you tell your sister if he knows where he is because his mother is worried. She said she’ll ask her and ended the call. I also sent her a message saying please let me know if she says anything ive met her before just let her know it’s me. She replied asking how did you get number by the way. And to which my friends mother said to say that her sister gave it me when i went to see then at the address and told me that her sister is a single mother of 2. So i started to realise my friends mum was kind of on demon time and i replied to the single mother saying her sister gave me number and told me your a single mother of 2 and followed up by i dont know whats going on but im dying from laughter. So after this the younger sister messaged me also and asked me the same question about how i got the number. And i said to her you gave it me and that she was smoking weed and probably forgot she gave it me. So my friend comes back in to contact with his mother and they have a back and forth on iMessage about why she is calling people asking where he is and to stop and why did she call that younger sister to which the mother replied i never called that B\*\*\*\* tell her to stop making up lies, to which i thought to be fair she never did call her we only called the older sister asking her if she just knows where he is, and this is when the mother told me to lie and tell them that the younger sister provided me the single mothers contact number and I willingly did it because she justified it by saying she lied to her son saying she called her when she never did. So next thing you know my friend calls me and speaks to me like hes never speaken to me before saying im weird and that im that bored to disturb his friends lives to which i replied your mother always calls me you’ve never had an issue before and i tried to call you multiple times before speaking to her again she just kept telling me to do shit and i was smoking some absolutely fire weed and was just laughing and doing what she said not thinking much about the consequences But he continued to disrespect saying he’s going to “crash me” meaning beat me up as if he doesn’t call me his brother and say im his day 1 so i told him if you have an issue come to my house and we’ll fight it out come alone because how dare you speak to me like that when i let you sleep over and put food on your plate and book you ubers. So anyways i chilled out and was playing rocketleague and i hear my ring bell going off to which i thought thats weird its midnight and someone has rang my doorbell. So i turned the lights on and looked through the peep hole to see nobody and thought i may have just heard something. Little did i know my father who controls the device and was on holiday sent me a video of someone sneakily ringing the alarm and then kind of walking running back out of the gate and then 2 other people walking beside him stutter a couple of inconceivable words and walk off. Then i receive a no caller and it was him and he says i came and you didn’t even come out, This is when i got really angry because he knows at my house before you see me you tell me to turn the wifi off so my dad dosent know my friends are over cause he dosent like them. So i said to him that he was a b\*\*\*\* and didn’t follow protocol if he had told me to turn the wifi off i would’ve been outside and would have taken on all 3 of them and i called him a b\*\*\*\* repeatedly for purposely not wanting to actually see me or fight me but to annoy me by pressing the ring and getting my dad on my case. So this got me really mad because i said to him come back now im gunna smash your head in he decided to turn his phone off and for the next hour i spoke to that younger sister and said to her tell him to come back call him look what he did is he a disney princess doing knock and runs the little sass pot i sent her the footage of him running/walking out elegantly like a princess as soon as i turned the outside lights on and all of them walking away and told her to tell this guy how much of a bitch he’s being the little sass pop princess. I think hes come out of his closet and everyones found out so now hes turned his phone off otherwise he would’ve been a man if he told me turn the wifi off so i could come out. So turns out he went back home to his mother that night after doing that and slept at home and ignored everyone’s calls. But when he woke up and seen the younger sisters messages about me sending her the footage and showing how embarrassing it was for him and also seeing my messages saying that the younger sisters thinks your an absolute bitch you little princess are you not a man. So when he woke up that morning oh trust me he woke up that morning. First he smashed his mums houses windows then his brothers car window. Then he left home and came outside my house and threw something at my window but nothing broke. So i quickly turned the wifi off and went outside and told him im gunna do exactly what i said i would do to you which is dodge all your punches hold you down and piss you off more. I went outside and he threw 20 punches and missed every single punch and i held him down and told him i dont even wanna hit you while holding him down a lady driving by stopped as asked him if hes ok to which he replied fuck off old hag. And the lady drove off saying alright then stay down. Then another car pulled up and low and behold its his mother and he gets up straight away and starts running towards her car and she skedaddles but comes back around and he picks up half a brick and throws it at her car and walks off screaming i dont need none of you.