Street Preachers (Sorry)
Before I begin, I have complained to the council and I've signed the petition to stop them using loudspeakers.
This is more of a rant than anything.
I was down the moor today, and in the doorway at Debenhams, there was a guy there with a loudspeaker in a pram. He was playing a recording of a preacher super fucking loud. Whilst it was playing, he would pace around the speaker whilst nodding his head and doing weird movements with his arms whilst holding a mic. Only said amen a couple times. It was obnoxiously loud.
Further up, as usual, is the woman who sounds like a demented ghost.
The guy finally stops, BUT THERES MORE!
THERES NOW A KIDS DANCING GROUP, AND THEY HAVE LOUDSPEAKERS WITH THEIR SHITTY CRIZZO MUSIC.
It's almost as if they all coordinate and work on a shift pattern. Either way I'm fucking sick and tired of hearing those loud obnoxious arseholes when I want to buy my weekly Oseyo goodies.
I just want them to fuck off. Or at the very least, their loudspeakers to fuck off.
End of rant. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.