u/Madmartigan77

The local pet-friendly mall uses 3 ft. yellow cones to warn customers that the floor has been mopped and might be slippery. Walking my dog Darwin we passed one of those cones, I was on the left and Darwin took the right side. The leash caught the top of the cone and tipped it over, landing harmlessly on Darwin's back then crashing noisily on the floor. Darwin took off running, leaving me to face invisible attackers on my own. I found him peeking out from behind a nearby kiosk. A witness later remarked, "He may be cowardly but he is really cute".