RIP Maestetro
Hello, friends! My name is Maestetro Jr., son of Maestetro, but you can call me Maestetro. My father passed away last night after threatening AL Dot. AL Dot had pushed my father to the edge. He would wake up every night in a cold sweat, shrieking hysterically, with his mattress completely drenched in piss.
Fed up and at his wits end, he gave AL a piece of his mind. John Reddit apparently took severe umbrage with this and permanently banned my father. As r/doodledots was the only thing he had in his life, the news completely broke his brain. He took a handle of vodka, went out into the snow completely in the nude, and made a Snow Angle, in remembrance of his favorite Dot, Angle. I found him this morning frozen in the snow, rock hard. He will not have a burial as I will be dumping him in a swamp.
To be clear, I do not blame AL for any of this, and I extend a hand of friendship to AL. My father was a weak man. I hope you all can welcome me to your beautiful community as you had welcomed my father. Thank you!
Love, Maestetro Jr.