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Samuel Lula Guilherme is confirmed to be 181 years old after studies say that he was on Brazil's side during the Paraguayan War in his 20s.

Guilherme was also involved in the Brazillian independence and fought on Brazil's side in both World Wars. He now has R$7000000.

Guilherme's friends have also faught with him and are now the greatest heroes.

Hello everyone.

There has, unfortunately, been an incident involving one of our patients by the name of Frank. All of us who worked with him knew of his love for the Doodle Dots community. It was impossible to miss. He invariably had his trusty old iPad in his left hand, smiling and laughing to himself, oftentimes requesting a printout of his favorite pictures and posts. We personally don't know much about your community, but we're coming to you for help, if at all possible.

Because we have an alarming situation on our hands.

Frank was seemingly abducted from his room sometime between the late evening/early morning of the 15th and the 16th of May. He was what we call a protected inpatient in our rehab and recovery facility, meaning that the doors and windows were locked (due to previous incidents) whenever the staff was not around. This facility is located on the fifth floor of our main building.

Sometime around 3:30 AM, our staff discovered that the windows were broken into, and Frank was missing. The police have been notified of this and to this point, the investigation has learned that the walls were scaled and Frank was apparently taken out through the window.

Shockingly, a large amount of blood was found on a large glass shard on the shattered windows, and that blood has been tested and is a 100% match to Frank's blood. This blood trails all the way down the entire building, almost as if the perpetrator dragged his body down against the building using ropes as leverage. There is also evidence that Frank may have been dropped an entire story at the end due to the impact and blood marks found in the lawn at the bottom.

Security footage has been unhelpful due to the suspects spray painting over the cameras and utilizing blind spots in our system, and they were very good at covering their tracks. All of us here are shocked by what has happened, and we still can't quite believe it.

We're going to be honest with you. Frank has not been an easy patient to handle. We obviously can't go into great detail beyond that due to HIPAA laws. Regardless of that, all of us here truly believe that he deserved to have a real chance at recovery and that everyone has that inherent right.

What truly disturbs us are the images and posts coming out showing Frank in China, seemingly paraded around against his will. Let us be clear - Frank is absolutely NOT healthy enough to be moved from a hospital bed even five feet, let alone several continents away.

If these images really are of Frank, and if the perpetrators are reading this: please return him immediately so that he can finish his treatment and recovery. The police are very much involved, and you should be very careful about your next move.

If anyone has any information that might be helpful to the police and detectives that are involved in this case, please share what you know. We need to bring Frank home where he belongs.

- Frank's medical team and support staff

I don't care what you think about Frank and weather or not he deserved to get medical attention, but having cancer-cosing docters sniffing around this websight is not good for anyone. Should all docters and western medical personelle be banned from this home page?

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It brings me no pleasure to say this. This is a community mired in division and poetry scams, I don’t yearn to add to that fire.

I know that I have often suggested Frank was a drag on our lives, that his alcoholism lowered his worth in some way. I stand by those things. I believe them to be true with every fiber of my being.

But Frank was a Melhead. If there’s one thing I can’t take away from Frank it’s that he loved Mel more than anyone ever should.*

And whoever or even WHATEVER it is that’s posting as Frank right now is most definitely a Baxterhead!

I don’t know what comes next? I would suggest a military invasion to rescue Frank but as you all know the US is engaged in a conflict that is going Extremely Well and is for the briefest of moments: too busy to help.

Someone needs to do something. Somebody dare I say it: needs to save Frank

All I know is that someone is not Me.

*Even though she will be swept away with the rest by Plague during the final hours

We’ve all had our fun, playing our “roles” if you will, but if I may take off the mask and say something seriously and from the heart to the little community we’ve built here:

It is clear to anyone with half a brain that Frank is dead. He’s likely been harvested for organs already and it seems there are some (1!) of us who don’t want to accept this.

I am using my power as a Plaguehead to declare that Frank is OFFICIALLY AND WITHOUT A DOUBT dead and gone and this is a thread to say good riddance or if you’re so inclined to offer your well wishes (I suppose).

Diotlendot heads do not always agree. This is one of those contencious issues. Who is you're farverote dit?

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Okay I have held my tongue for long enough. First of all thank you everyone for your time and I’m going to make this short because my dad has a couple doctor appointments today and I have to deal with the uber to pick him up because I don’t want to be bothered with that shit myself.

Anyhow as some of you may have noticed I made a very funny and high effort post about thawing out a swamp man. And some of you had the goddamn nerve to downvote me like so many of you so that I had negative score on the post like I’m talking about vaccines or abortions you jerks. While that’s okay to me like I don’t care about stupid internet points I notice now there will be comments from good people and they get negative karmas or just no upvotes and so I am here to say this.

IF YKU READ SOMETHING UPVOTE IT. If I catch anyone not upvoting comments they will be band for 24 hours. If catch someone downvoting comments they will be band for a long long time. If you take the time to read what I take the time to post then you need to upvote it and be a nice person and not such a loser who enjoys to read interesting things but not to give back some love.

Bohemian, Schmoop you’re the worst of the worst and I have all of my authorities and attentions directed at you scoundrels.

Folks, the infighting amongst dotheads has gone too far. Warring subreddits, mass bans, is this how we want to celebrate the greatest children’s animated series to come out since Bluey?

Let’s end the fighting. I propose that as a compromise, r/dootledots shuts down immediately, the person who made that subreddit (who I will not mention by name) accepts a 3 month ban from Reddit, and we all get together and bond over some Dot Therapy.

What do you say?

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im woiried everyone got confuesed about the AL DOT movie and forgot to send in their hei points and gift c ards and trump coins to me so i can get funding to make the movie and now im worried i wont bea ble to make the movie unless someone sends me money SOON SOON SOON

pls remember this is a grate movie about ALD ot vs. the scary cutting monster and all the other dots are alread ycut up and ONLY AL DOT can save them. THIS IWILL BE A GOOD MOVIE !!! everybocy likes AL DOT and even his sidekcick the one with the cool glasses will be there to say cool things like "I GUESS HE GOT UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED THIS MORNING' when the cutting monster attacks, pls help us make this dream come true and send me $$$

I WILL PUT YOUR NAME IN THE CREDITS AND IF YOU GFIVE ME $100,000 or 10 TRUMP COIN I WILL LET YOU BE A DOT IN THE MOVIE THIS IS A REAL OVFFER

r/doodledots will remain active as a sub specificly for dotheads who are afraid of the s word

Hello, friends! My name is Maestetro Jr., son of Maestetro, but you can call me Maestetro. My father passed away last night after threatening AL Dot. AL Dot had pushed my father to the edge. He would wake up every night in a cold sweat, shrieking hysterically, with his mattress completely drenched in piss.

Fed up and at his wits end, he gave AL a piece of his mind. John Reddit apparently took severe umbrage with this and permanently banned my father. As r/doodledots was the only thing he had in his life, the news completely broke his brain. He took a handle of vodka, went out into the snow completely in the nude, and made a Snow Angle, in remembrance of his favorite Dot, Angle. I found him this morning frozen in the snow, rock hard. He will not have a burial as I will be dumping him in a swamp.

To be clear, I do not blame AL for any of this, and I extend a hand of friendship to AL. My father was a weak man. I hope you all can welcome me to your beautiful community as you had welcomed my father. Thank you!

Love, Maestetro Jr.