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1.03 Million More HEI Points Needed to Replace Phil Bron as #5 HEI Point Leader

Hello Friends and Lovers of Dootle Dots,

Since the dawn of this sub, it has been all of our dream to replace Phil Braun as the #5 wealthiest HEI point account in the world. For many months this seemed like an unachievable pipe dream, until Lamar convinced me that if we pool all of our points together, we can be stronger, wealthier, more powerful and rich beyond our wildest dreams.

And so we followed his prophetic words of wisdom, and the word became flesh. And the flesh became HEI points, and the HEI points were good. We accumulated more HEI points. We made it to number 10. And then 9, then 8. Eventually we got to number 7. And finally, 6. But it need not stop there. If we continue to perservere, and continue to have faith in our method, we can become number 5.

So my friends, my brothers and sisters in Dootledotdom, I present myself to you, cap in hand, to please give all you can. 1.03 million HEI points might seem like a lot, but if we get 103,000 people to all give 10 HEI points, we will be there. Or if 51,500 people all give 20 HEI points, we will also get there. The same can be said if only 5,150 people each gave 200 HEI points. Likewise, if 515 HEI users each gave 2000 HEI points, we would likely replace Phil Braun.

Now I know what many of you are thinking. What if 100 HEI users each gave 10,300 HEI points? The answer would still be a resounding "yes". The same could be said if only 50 users gave 20,600 HEI points. Now it gets even more interesting if 25 users are to give 41,200 HEI points. This would allow us to accomplish this goal, but with fewer donors. Now if we had 5 megadonors give 206,000 HEI points, we would beat Phil Braun very easily, because this would only require 5 HEI subscribers.

It is something to consider. I hope you all find it in your hearts the will to give to something much greater than yourself. If we all work together, we can accomplish so, so much.

Thank you and may Cloud be with you all.

-Pablo J.

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u/pablojueves — 1 day ago

BREAKING: Kendrick Lemur is the official musical artist for the Doodle Underground. He has Dot in his name and he wrote the first song about Sam Dot (Sing About Me I'm Dying of Thirst)

And he is alive not dead like Toby cowboy

u/luvthelemur — 1 day ago

BIG NEWS NEW DOT!!!!

Wow, this is exciting! I'm still a full-on Cloudhead, but I could see myself becoming a Keeffreak or Tobihead!

u/cdrw1987 — 1 day ago

Im sorry sam dot

Im sorey dam dot says dot mayor. That was ur sweet aunt Tammy dot...training for the dotlympics in dot Town city jim. She remembered bi all these dots in your extandled fambigly. Thin there was Open casket funeral with strobe lights tbat are tastefully incorporated into the ceremony and loud tec h no,"empty bottle" for the entertainment of the dancing dots as casket lowers. Dan and Stan and slam dots will interpret tammys amazing athletic feets! At the dotlympocs....cloud is chill but mel thought dan and dtan and sam could have practiced more and aren't doing their best!! Tammy was better thanxthis and mel felt his powers gather and amplify around his body. Using his brainwave manipulation powers, mel screams FINAL CRUSH 6 and crushes and implodes dan and sam into popcorn with his power rays and walks away with a side eye at sam, knowing hes two powerful to ever be stopped ever. Cloud is chill and puff puffs away, a tinkle on sam.. Know one is in the audienc anymore and Sam stares into the void for a few thousand miles. Coud tinkles on samthe end.....?

Im just imagineing what all will happen in episode 3 of dootle doods...when I dont got my dots I dont got nothing. I can rite morw episode scrip ideas f it helps everyone get thru this extanded cruel censorship of episode 2 and genetal dot content.

u/haulinoats69_666 — 1 day ago

Just outside Tuscon, AZ

This place smells weird. I smell burnt toast and have the taste of copper in my mouth. It's 94 degrees at night. What the fuck is wrong with you people?

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u/MaestetroThe3rd — 1 day ago

Toby Kieth Genuine Autograph 4 Sell

Hello everyone. Thank you all for your time and for your attention. As you may know, one of my responsibilities as a mod is to do laundry for Mr Pablo Jueves who is my boss. Sometimes after a hard day of revolutionizing entertainment as we know it Mr Pablo will fall asleep in his clothes. And it is my professional duty to change him and launder his outfits even if he falls asleep in a non-sexual and professional manner. I slid his muddy cowboy boots off. And peeled his socks from his feet, they come off like a fruit roll up all sticky on both ends. After that I take off his coat and I see a napkin fall to the floor.

Well Im sure the story writes itself from here. But I am now in the possession of a genuine Nashville legend and American Hero Toby Kieth autograph. Mr Keith even had time it would seem to draw a little guitar and some musical notes which I think is cute but also honestly just makes it even more valuable.

I start the bidding at 100,000 HEI points. Please comment ONLY WITH OFFERS BELOW. So do not make any stupid comments or talk about who you beat up in n karate hill or ask me to talk about Dootle dots or any of that. This is for serious bids on a serious item and I won’t tolerate anyone interacting with me otherwise. Thank you again.

Sent From My IPhone Fold
Orca Mills-Jueves-Mills

u/orcamills — 2 days ago

Since nobody wants to give me a lift I'll walk home myself. And I will chronicle it.

Just walked onto the 10 West. Some asshole yelled "Trump 2028!" and threw a cinderblock at my head and now I

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u/MaestetroThe3rd — 2 days ago
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Which Dr. Paul moment had given you the ick?

The moment where he bought Cathy those inappropriate nightgown and lingerie.

Also, him sending Chris and Carrie away put me off him.

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u/Capital-Study6436 — 3 days ago

After Pablos victory and Bohemos defeat atop Karate Hill can we get back to the fuckin Dots? Jesus

I need a ride back to Los Angeles. After the Flying J fiasco and the ABQ tire blowout I have $50 HEI to my name. I just wanna go home. I left my cat a day worth of food and it's been like 5, at least

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u/MaestetroThe3rd — 2 days ago

Halfway home, possibly

Lemore woke me up, otherwise I would've died. Thank you, Lemor. Right outside Benson, AZ is Tombstone. I know movies aren't allowed here but Tombstone the town in Arizona is super small. It's the size of my closet. Can you imagine a gunfight in my closet? That's fuckin wild. Next stop: Tuscon!

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u/MaestetroThe3rd — 2 days ago

Goodnight Sweet Prince

Hello everyone. First of all I want to take this time to thank you all for your time and for your attention. Secondly I am broken up and shaken to my core. I just heard the actor who played Anakin Skywalker is dead and I know it have nothing to do with dootle dots but I just need to talk about this because I am just so sad to lose him so suddenly

u/orcamills — 3 days ago

I Love Osten, Texis

Hey everyone! Ya'll would absolutley love it hear they make the best ribs in the world and got the best music you've ever heard in your hole like Oh my gosh this Town is AMAZING! I was worried I killed the wrong hippie so I had to hide out for a while. Met some cool dudes from U of T (go longhorns!) And we got a 30 rack of twisted teas and they let me borrow one of there innertubs and we went on the lazy riverjyst kickin back and having a few too many Ool

It is so much fun here. I even bumped into my absolute faverit musition in the hole wide world Mr.Toby Keith at a coubtry bar and he even sang carioky with me On stage! I am having the time of my life and never want to leave here eve4 agan. I will turn my life around here I made a promise to Jessus I will and a guy on the street told me I can now see angles and demons if I rebuke satin so I said I will. I have not seen any of those cretures yet so I am still waiting.

Anyway yall shoule get down here we can have a dodlle dot party or whatever the fuck yall do. They got a music festivle my new friends invitee me too called Fuck by Fuck Yall for all the people who don't get into South by Sothwest and tgey say its pretty cool althogh one of the bands we saw they said is playin in there isn't too grate. It was like if the Allman Brother Band was real angry all the time which isn't really my thing but to each therir one.

Bohemine get you're ass down here and party with me and Toby Keith goddammit! See yall in a bit some chick just flashee us her hooters.

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u/pablojueves — 3 days ago

There’s like five karate hills in Texas alone.

If we’re talking nationwide, the number is likely closer 250. Pedro and Bohemon didn’t coordinate their shit at all and ended up wasting their entire days waiting.

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u/NumbersTheClown — 3 days ago

some jerk kicked me in th e head and i just woke up

was waiting for pedro and practicing some sweet licks on my guitar when some filthy weirdo with a limp snuck up behind me and kicked my head in. and then i fell asleep for a bit because i was up all nigth waiting for pedro so ididnt kick that guys ass

i dont think pedro ever came while i was sleeping, becaus i asked a couple of guys on karatee hill if theyd seen a pussy ass bitch and they said no

so since pedro never came I AM THE WINNER

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u/InevitableBohemian — 3 days ago

I am here at Karate Hill,Texas. Where are you, Bohemian?

I asked a local with a cowboy hat on which way to karate hill and he pointed me to this park which would barely count as a hill back in Montana. Well its almost 9:30 am Texas time and no one is fucking here. I am very tired because Jordan (my ride) was being a total party pooper and told me to "fuck off" when I explained that I only had HIE points with me and don't believe in the US dollar any longer. He also kept all the guns that WE bought together because he says I didn't pay for them cuz I only have HeI points and he says he doesn't even like Tim and Eric.

Bohemian please DM me or something because I think I'm in the right place. I was planning to do a sneak attack when you least expected it but now I think that ship has sailed and I just want to make sure I'm not lost again. Maybe after the big fight you can show me around town. I feel like we'd make good friends we just probably got off on the wrong foot (LOL). Anyway, I'm here.

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u/pablojueves — 3 days ago