some jerk kicked me in th e head and i just woke up

was waiting for pedro and practicing some sweet licks on my guitar when some filthy weirdo with a limp snuck up behind me and kicked my head in. and then i fell asleep for a bit because i was up all nigth waiting for pedro so ididnt kick that guys ass

i dont think pedro ever came while i was sleeping, becaus i asked a couple of guys on karatee hill if theyd seen a pussy ass bitch and they said no

so since pedro never came I AM THE WINNER

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u/InevitableBohemian — 3 days ago

i been on karaty hill all day

but paco hasnt shown. im tired, im sweaty from doing all the sweet karaty moves on this tree stump, including jumps and kicks, and my voice hurts from doing karat yells

pedro is a no-show, he has relly let me down

im going home now

if anybody sees pablo, beat him up for me

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u/InevitableBohemian — 4 days ago

OKAY PEDRO I AM HERE ON KARATE HILL WAITING

I BUILT A FIRE AND

I JUST TOOK MY SHIRT OFF AND I AM PRAC ITSCING MY KARATE YELLS

I MADE THIS NSFW BECAUSE WORK DOESNT LIKE ASS KICKING

PS IM EDITNG THIS SO YOU KNOW THAT I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS NOT YOU KICKING MINE JUST TO CLEARE THAT UP

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u/InevitableBohemian — 4 days ago

do dodledots poop???

just had a poop myself and i was wondering what a dodoledot poop would look like and then iwondered if they even poop at all

pls way in with your opinions, iwant to hear your thouts

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u/InevitableBohemian — 6 days ago

THE KARATE FIGHT IS OF F BECAUSE MY FEELINGS GOT HURT

I wanted to fight u/pablojueves but then he got into a accident that i didnt cause or pay for to happen AT ALL and now he has lost his memory and wont answer my dms to set up the fight on karate hill and it really hurts my feelings and i dont think its okay and he owes me a apology

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u/InevitableBohemian — 9 days ago

PABLO JEUVES IM CALLING YOU OUT!

FIRST I WILL WARN YOU THAT I HAVE BEEN PRACTICNG KARATE FOR THREE DAYS SO TAKE WHAT I AM SAYING VERY SERIOULSY

YOU HAVE TO TURN YOURSELF IN FOR THE MURDER OF DODLDEODOT MEL RIGHT NOW IMMEDIEATELY!

IF YOU DO NOT DO THIS AND GO TO JAIL I WILL WAIT FOR YOU ON TOP OF KARATE HILL AND CHALLENGE YOU TO A KARATE FIGHT

REMEMBER WHAT I ALREADY SAID I HAVE BEEN PRACDTICING FOR KARATE

ALSO, ORCA YOU HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR BEIGN IN ON PABLOS CRIME OR YOU WILL HAVE TO FIGHT ME ON KARATE HILL TOO

THINK CAREFULLY BOTH OF YOU

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u/InevitableBohemian — 10 days ago

PEDRO KILLED MEL

I HAVE PROOF HE WROTE A LETTER BUT IT WASNT HER IT WAS HIM!!! PEDRO KILLED MEL!!! TELL EVERYONE TELL THE POLICE TELL YOUR FAMILY!!!

i dont have photos but i have gone ito a deep trance and seen what happened

he put his hands on her throat and squeezed

she said my name as her last words

ARREST THAT MAN

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u/InevitableBohemian — 11 days ago

its dark and ive been thinking a lot

somethings not adding up, how come mel only wrote to me through pedros account???was she ever even with him? did he kidnap her? or was she at the place??? if pedro lied to me about taking my hei points maybe he lied when mel was writing and he just pretended. HE IS DANGEROUS HE IS A LIAR pedro i mean, he pretended to be mel and orca helped him??? why would they want to hurt me???

im practicing fighting skills in a secret place, i have bought a sword

you have no idea whats coming

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u/InevitableBohemian — 12 days ago

she never came

she never came. i thought i understood the signs, the ghost, the messages. but no, i just waited there. for hours. mel never came. and we never married.

i gave pedro all my hei points, but she never came. i pretended to be a ghost and she never came. i read the signs, but no.

she never came

i dont know whht to do anymore. i dont have points. i dont have love. i dont even have freinds anymore. all of ti gone for a dot who never showed up for me, who never came when i needed her.

was orca right? am i nothing? am i nobody?

i dont know. i dont know. i dont know.

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u/InevitableBohemian — 16 days ago

MEL AND BOHEMIN ARE GETTING MARRYED!!!

the signs are here and it is time for me and mel to merry each other, she will be here in this thred marrying me soon, pls leave youre well wishes below and send hei pint gifts to 0a9e04fbc66924ee8def0e6564e9c8c5

WE ARE GOING TO HAVE SO MANY BABY DOTS!!!

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u/InevitableBohemian — 16 days ago

okay the gig is up i am not a ghost

i just dressd as a ghost to scare pablo away from my house so when mel comes home we can have a peace3ful wedding seremony without any schenaningaxns from that JERK PABLO

but i guess dillip is stil la ghost so idont know what to do about that, maybe try burying his bones or somethng???

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u/InevitableBohemian — 18 days ago

The conjoined Hilton Sisters and their surprisingly uplifting story

Hi, I'm the host of a youtube series about early 20th century amusement parks. I'm also a big fan of sideshow culture and history and have been making videos on youtube about some of the figures who have been featured on this sub. The story of the Hilton sisters is one of my favorites. It's sad in many ways, but I think also strangely uplifting in that they were finally able to choose their own destinies in life. I hope you enjoy the mini-documentary I made about them.

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u/InevitableBohemian — 18 days ago

I HAVE CRECIEVED A MESSAGE THE GOHST WILL ONLY BE EXERCISED WHEN MEL IS RESCUDE FROM HER KIDNAPPING

I USED WIEJEE BORED AND THE GOHST SAID YOU SHOUDL SEND ME HEI POINTS TO RESCUE MEL AT 0a9e04fbc66924ee8def0e6564e9c8c5

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u/InevitableBohemian — 19 days ago

Physical media company posts an AI ad and faces backlash from customers. So the company does the only reasonable thing: Declare that physical media is dead and challenge customer to a cage match.

u/InevitableBohemian — 20 days ago