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New Poster for 'Whalefall' - Follows a scuba diver (Austin Abrams) who gets swallowed by a sperm whale and only has limited time to escape
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New Poster for 'Whalefall' - Follows a scuba diver (Austin Abrams) who gets swallowed by a sperm whale and only has limited time to escape

u/MarvelsGrantMan136 — 1 day ago
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Groucho Marx with his brothers Zeppo, Chico and Harpo in a Paramount still from The Cocoanuts, 1929 [1000×764]

Groucho Marx died on August 19, 1977.

u/DANGEROUS-jim — 22 hours ago
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1.03 Million More HEI Points Needed to Replace Phil Bron as #5 HEI Point Leader

Hello Friends and Lovers of Dootle Dots,

Since the dawn of this sub, it has been all of our dream to replace Phil Braun as the #5 wealthiest HEI point account in the world. For many months this seemed like an unachievable pipe dream, until Lamar convinced me that if we pool all of our points together, we can be stronger, wealthier, more powerful and rich beyond our wildest dreams.

And so we followed his prophetic words of wisdom, and the word became flesh. And the flesh became HEI points, and the HEI points were good. We accumulated more HEI points. We made it to number 10. And then 9, then 8. Eventually we got to number 7. And finally, 6. But it need not stop there. If we continue to perservere, and continue to have faith in our method, we can become number 5.

So my friends, my brothers and sisters in Dootledotdom, I present myself to you, cap in hand, to please give all you can. 1.03 million HEI points might seem like a lot, but if we get 103,000 people to all give 10 HEI points, we will be there. Or if 51,500 people all give 20 HEI points, we will also get there. The same can be said if only 5,150 people each gave 200 HEI points. Likewise, if 515 HEI users each gave 2000 HEI points, we would likely replace Phil Braun.

Now I know what many of you are thinking. What if 100 HEI users each gave 10,300 HEI points? The answer would still be a resounding "yes". The same could be said if only 50 users gave 20,600 HEI points. Now it gets even more interesting if 25 users are to give 41,200 HEI points. This would allow us to accomplish this goal, but with fewer donors. Now if we had 5 megadonors give 206,000 HEI points, we would beat Phil Braun very easily, because this would only require 5 HEI subscribers.

It is something to consider. I hope you all find it in your hearts the will to give to something much greater than yourself. If we all work together, we can accomplish so, so much.

Thank you and may Cloud be with you all.

-Pablo J.

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u/pablojueves — 1 day ago

How to make AutoPlay work on HEI Network

Hey there everyone. Like many of you, I hate the fact that the AutoPlay feature on the HEI Network is busted. I found a solution and it's pretty easy! I have only tried it on chrome, so YMMV.

  1. Download the tampermonkey chrome extension. This is what allows you to fix the code under the hood. The link is https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/tampermonkey/dhdgffkkebhmkfjojejmpbldmpobfkfo?hl=en
  2. Once installed, click the puzzle piece icon to the right of the url box in chrome, and then click on Tampermonkey. It will open a dialogue box, and you will click "create a new script." You may need to enable the plugin first.
  3. A new tab will open and you will see a a big, intimidating text box with some code already loaded in it. Select all that code and delete it, starting fresh.
  4. Copy and paste the following code block into that big text box. Then save it and you are good to go!
  5. Veg out and watch the Full Cinema playlist back to back to back <3

&#8203;

// ==UserScript==
//          HEI Network - Fix Playlist Autoplay
//     heinetwork.autoplay.fix
//       1.1
//   Makes the Autoplay toggle on heinetwork.tv actually advance to the next episode.
//         https://www.heinetwork.tv/*
//        document-idle
// u/grant        none
// ==/UserScript==

(() =&gt; {
  'use strict';

  const KEY = 'hei:autoplay';
  const q = (sel, root = document) =&gt; root.querySelector(sel);
  let armed = false;

  function nextUrl(pl) {
    let slug = (pl.dataset.nextSlug || '').trim();
    if (!slug) {
      try {
        const list = JSON.parse(pl.dataset.json || '[]');
        const i = list.indexOf(pl.dataset.currentSlug);
        if (i &gt; -1 &amp;&amp; i + 1 &lt; list.length) slug = list[i + 1];
      } catch (e) { /* ignore */ }
    }
    if (!slug) return null;
    const path = (pl.dataset.playlistPath || '').replace(/^\/+|\/+$/g, '');
    return location.origin + '/' + (path ? path + '/' : '') + slug + '/';
  }

  function setState(on, host, toggles) {
    armed = on;
    try { localStorage.setItem(KEY, on ? '1' : '0'); } catch (e) { /* ignore */ }
    toggles.forEach(t =&gt; { if (t.checked !== on) t.checked = on; });
    host.autoplay = false;
    try { delete host._nextSlug; } catch (e) { /* ignore */ }
  }

  function startPlayback(media, wasMuted) {
    if (!media || !media.paused) return;
    media.play().catch(() =&gt; {
      media.muted = true;
      media.play().then(() =&gt; {
        const b = q('#unmute-video');
        if (b) b.classList.remove('hidden');
      }).catch(() =&gt; { media.muted = wasMuted; });
    });
  }

  function init() {
    const host = q('hei-video');
    const pl = q('hei-episode-playlist');
    if (!host || !pl) return false;

    const controller = host.$controller || q('media-controller', host);
    const media = (controller &amp;&amp; controller.media) || q('video', host) || host.$video;
    const mux = host.$video;
    if (!media) return false;

    if (host.__heiAutoplayFix) return true;
    host.__heiAutoplayFix = true;

    const toggles = Array.from(document.querySelectorAll('.autoplay-toggle'));

    let saved = false;
    try { saved = localStorage.getItem(KEY) === '1'; } catch (e) { /* ignore */ }
    setState(saved || toggles.some(t =&gt; t.checked), host, toggles);

    toggles.forEach(t =&gt; ['change', 'click'].forEach(ev =&gt;
      t.addEventListener(ev, () =&gt; setState(t.checked, host, toggles))
    ));

    let leaving = false;
    const onEnded = () =&gt; {
      if (!armed || leaving) return;
      const url = nextUrl(pl);
      if (!url) return;
      leaving = true;
      location.assign(url);
    };
    media.addEventListener('ended', onEnded);
    if (mux &amp;&amp; mux !== media) mux.addEventListener('ended', onEnded);

    if (armed) {
      const wasMuted = media.muted;
      if (media.readyState &gt;= 3) startPlayback(media, wasMuted);
      else media.addEventListener('canplay', () =&gt; startPlayback(media, wasMuted), { once: true });
    }

    return true;
  }

  if (!init()) {
    const mo = new MutationObserver(() =&gt; { if (init()) mo.disconnect(); });
    mo.observe(document.documentElement, { childList: true, subtree: true });
    setTimeout(() =&gt; mo.disconnect(), 20000);
  }
})();
u/dumbugg — 23 hours ago

"Don't forget what I could do to you. Don't forget what I have done for you."

Is it just me or are these lyrics the most openly sinister shit Tim has said 💀 I love the Oscar Medley 22, but every time I hear that part - which has NOTHING to do with movie titles btw - I realize how that transactional abuse taints every element of Tim's life. Makes me remember how uncomfortable the Wendy Kerby Special was and how he practically threatened to call ICE on Axiom and Manuel so that he could control them via a work visa. 0 bags of popcorn and a little copy of the DSM-5 to thumb through.

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u/dumbugg — 1 day ago

Official Season 17 predictions &amp; discussion

Please use this post to discuss predictions and speculation for Season 17.

  • I'm expecting to see them finally start moving away from the Amato-centric storyline.
  • Tim will probably have to leave AZ for legal reasons and go back to California
  • I have seen speculation that there will be another trial, but I don't think that's something Tim would do
  • The HEI Network will end up back in Tim's control due to Gregg's mismanagement
  • Gregg will continue getting more and more disheveled
  • I'm expecting lots of movie information and predictions this season.
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u/LeaderSevere5647 — 2 days ago

Have you ever wanted to watch a show dedicated to popcorn classics?

This internet movie review show is suspiciously similar to the OCAC format, running since 2010, they seem to focus on popcorn classics. Most importantly, they care about nothing but the movies.

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u/BreakDownSphere — 2 days ago