u/pablojueves

Hello Friends and Lovers of Dootle Dots,

Since the dawn of this sub, it has been all of our dream to replace Phil Braun as the #5 wealthiest HEI point account in the world. For many months this seemed like an unachievable pipe dream, until Lamar convinced me that if we pool all of our points together, we can be stronger, wealthier, more powerful and rich beyond our wildest dreams.

And so we followed his prophetic words of wisdom, and the word became flesh. And the flesh became HEI points, and the HEI points were good. We accumulated more HEI points. We made it to number 10. And then 9, then 8. Eventually we got to number 7. And finally, 6. But it need not stop there. If we continue to perservere, and continue to have faith in our method, we can become number 5.

So my friends, my brothers and sisters in Dootledotdom, I present myself to you, cap in hand, to please give all you can. 1.03 million HEI points might seem like a lot, but if we get 103,000 people to all give 10 HEI points, we will be there. Or if 51,500 people all give 20 HEI points, we will also get there. The same can be said if only 5,150 people each gave 200 HEI points. Likewise, if 515 HEI users each gave 2000 HEI points, we would likely replace Phil Braun.

Now I know what many of you are thinking. What if 100 HEI users each gave 10,300 HEI points? The answer would still be a resounding "yes". The same could be said if only 50 users gave 20,600 HEI points. Now it gets even more interesting if 25 users are to give 41,200 HEI points. This would allow us to accomplish this goal, but with fewer donors. Now if we had 5 megadonors give 206,000 HEI points, we would beat Phil Braun very easily, because this would only require 5 HEI subscribers.

It is something to consider. I hope you all find it in your hearts the will to give to something much greater than yourself. If we all work together, we can accomplish so, so much.

Thank you and may Cloud be with you all.

-Pablo J.

Hey everyone! Ya'll would absolutley love it hear they make the best ribs in the world and got the best music you've ever heard in your hole like Oh my gosh this Town is AMAZING! I was worried I killed the wrong hippie so I had to hide out for a while. Met some cool dudes from U of T (go longhorns!) And we got a 30 rack of twisted teas and they let me borrow one of there innertubs and we went on the lazy riverjyst kickin back and having a few too many Ool

It is so much fun here. I even bumped into my absolute faverit musition in the hole wide world Mr.Toby Keith at a coubtry bar and he even sang carioky with me On stage! I am having the time of my life and never want to leave here eve4 agan. I will turn my life around here I made a promise to Jessus I will and a guy on the street told me I can now see angles and demons if I rebuke satin so I said I will. I have not seen any of those cretures yet so I am still waiting.

Anyway yall shoule get down here we can have a dodlle dot party or whatever the fuck yall do. They got a music festivle my new friends invitee me too called Fuck by Fuck Yall for all the people who don't get into South by Sothwest and tgey say its pretty cool althogh one of the bands we saw they said is playin in there isn't too grate. It was like if the Allman Brother Band was real angry all the time which isn't really my thing but to each therir one.

Bohemine get you're ass down here and party with me and Toby Keith goddammit! See yall in a bit some chick just flashee us her hooters.

I asked a local with a cowboy hat on which way to karate hill and he pointed me to this park which would barely count as a hill back in Montana. Well its almost 9:30 am Texas time and no one is fucking here. I am very tired because Jordan (my ride) was being a total party pooper and told me to "fuck off" when I explained that I only had HIE points with me and don't believe in the US dollar any longer. He also kept all the guns that WE bought together because he says I didn't pay for them cuz I only have HeI points and he says he doesn't even like Tim and Eric.

Bohemian please DM me or something because I think I'm in the right place. I was planning to do a sneak attack when you least expected it but now I think that ship has sailed and I just want to make sure I'm not lost again. Maybe after the big fight you can show me around town. I feel like we'd make good friends we just probably got off on the wrong foot (LOL). Anyway, I'm here.

Well everything is finally on the upenup on my end and my new friend Jordan is giving me a ride to Astin, Texas so I can beat the living daylights out of u/InevitableBohemian who is indeed a rapscallion. My new foot that came from a teenager who died at the door factory during a forklifting episode is fit, flexible and fast as lightning. It is also hungry for an ass to kick. I know I don't have to remind you all, but gas is hella expensive these days, so if some of you could sponsor me with a few HEIGH points that help so much.

We are almost in Cody, Wioming which is home to a cool gun museum. I will stop there so Jordan and I can get some guns to keep us safe on are cross country road trip. We will also likely need some ammonition, so if someone could forward me some HIGh poonts for that as well, that would be absolutely steller.

Looking forward to the big fight! I will be dedicating my win to Mel as well as everyone who has so generously donated there pionts to the cause.

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Hello one and all

It has come to our attention as Moderaters of this r/DoodleDots that the HEI Network does not take kindly to nor do they take seriously some of the silliness that has been occuring in this subreddit. We have reason to believe that because of silly activity herein, the powers that be have decided to keep Dootle Sots S1E2 off the air and off all streaming platforms. It is likely because they fear we are not mature enough to handle the adult situations faced in this episode.

The following are basic guidelines to following order to ensure content in this sub is respected:

- Use spell check, proper grammar and punctuation

- Do not make bathroom jokes or toilet humor

- Fact check and verify all information prior to making a post

- Dress appropriately. No graphic tees with rude images/language, no torn or tattered clothing, no exposed midrifts and no facial piercings/tattoos

- No cultural appropriation such as the wearing of war bonnets by non-indigenous users

- Keep it PG-13. This means no NSFW images with full penetration or images of bodily fluids

- Weapons such as firearms, edged weapons, blunt objects (brass knuckles, blackjacks, etc), bows and crossbows are strictly prohibited from this sub and will result in immediate and permanent expulsion

- No public displays of affection

- Drugs and alcohol are not permitted in this subreddit

These guidelines are meant to instill a sense of decorum that is sorely lacking amongst many of you people. These rules are subject to change if need be. Please demonstrate dignity and respect in all posts and comments.

Regards,

Pablo Jueves

Moderater

Yes you heard me right folks it turns out it was all a giant misubdersteranding. That mail nurse who kept fucking with me at the hospittle was not an actual employee of Saint James and the police suspect he is actually one of you. That being said the brave doctors at Saint ajames hospitel in Butte, Montan did great work sewing my legs back on and even got me a new foot from a teenage who recently died in a factory mishap. So everything is on the up and up over here on my end.

However while I was indisposed severel of You People trued to depose Me, the Founding Father of this sub. Well as the song says the Statue of Liberty will be vengeful with a terrible swift sword, glory glory halliluia! Us rightful mods will be questioning each and everyone of you individually and will nutralize all suspected insurgents. If this is you I strongly suggest turning you self in because we can do this the easy way OR The hard way. Which I don't think you are going to like very much.

Other than that it is a beautiful day here. Most of the wildfire smoke has cleared so I will spend the day going for a walk and breaking in my new human foot.

He finally gave me some pain killers which is nice but says my legs will remane backwards until he gets enough nude Mels to feel gratified. I am beginning to think he is not a nice man, because I told him if i coud have my phone back I could probably get him a couple [nude photos of Mel] and he just laughed and laughed at me and said he's already seen thosebefore and he wants "the real hard core piss pig kind of shit" which no one has ever said to me before in my life. and To be honest I am very scared because there is no way I can leave here on my own. I haven't seen anyone else at this hospittle, just this one mail nurse who hasn't told me his name.

I am in extream pain and can't get up. There is a lot of medicle equipment and they took my clothesoff and my phone and gave me a new phone with a postet note that says "GET MEL N7DES NOW". I have no idea what this means and I want to go home to see a docter.

Hey everyone I was asking some guys at the men's shelter here in Butte if they new how I could get to Texus for cheap and they brought me to the train tracks and said that the 5 a clock one was heading south. I thought it would slow down when it started coming tords us but it didn't. They said I had to runalong side itand jump in one of the open cars they use to holl chickens to the slotter house on. Well I tried and I slipped and fell and the train wheels ran over my foot on myrigjt leg and now its just dangling there and I can't feel anythingI'm super sweaty and can't walk if someone can please come help I need it bad

I am just outside of Butt, Montana please hurry itis bleeding a lot and those guys got on the train and left me here.

I am speaking, of course, about Paul Schup. He is not a real doctor amd in fact his ex spouse divorced him for being a total loser and a geek. He never paid the heigh points required for the sub (1 million points) and in fact u/XElonXMuskXOfficial is the real owner of this sub.

We should be focusing all are efforts on funraiding for the Dootle Dots, not division and strife, which are what "Doctor" Paul perscribes!

Ever since Philip Roth starting his/her/there haunting episodes our weekly viewership has plummeted (from approx. 1600 visitors to 530). Obviously many people are turned off by ghosts, specters, ghouls and the like. In order to appeal to more of the masses (and not just shitty emo/death metal goths who honestly have very little disposable income because they waste their allowances on overpriced boots with incredibly thick soles and nonsensical hardware bits sewn into the seams) I suggest we ban all supernatural activity that isn't Christian.

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Elon Musk was about to make us rich for all the nudes we were posting in his NSFW nude Mel thread. Then Paul, without any otherization went out of his way to bannish Elon by use of witchcraft. It doesn't take a genious like Ellon to tell that Paul was trying to stop us all from experiencing Wealth Beyond are wildest Dreams.

Paul, if you are reading this: fuck you, pay me my HEI points. Eloin said he would pay me 400k HEI point and now you are reasponsable for his disapearince.

I know for a fact that many of you feel the same. And on top of this, we are unable to have any Dootle Dot related discussions without feeling a presence. Fuck this.

Does anyone here have GPS

Hello good fairy folk I am on a journey to Astin to mret a firnt

I have heir points to spent

I must meet a lonely person perhaps

I have many many hei points to spens

Theres no such thing as ghosts. There's no such thing as ghosts. There's no such thing as ghosts

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