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I don't care what you think about Frank and weather or not he deserved to get medical attention, but having cancer-cosing docters sniffing around this websight is not good for anyone. Should all docters and western medical personelle be banned from this home page?

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Diotlendot heads do not always agree. This is one of those contencious issues. Who is you're farverote dit?

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Check out r/TheDootleDots if you are like me and sick have what is been going on here laitly.

You have not sene the last of me. This sub was my pried and joy and you have sullied its onner. I am going to keep drinking and keep posteng here all nite if I like becuase IT IS MY RITE. I donet care how nice or popaler Love the Lemer is he is an asshole to me. Frank is likeley dead becuase of the potrey slam and the russians who backed it and now we are having to search the woods looking for his remnints. Good rittince to this sub and to all who lerk here it is a disgusting place. You peiple are sad and shold be a shamed.

We all know by know that r/dooteldots is a frodulant, hack sub and that it is not a place for real expertice on real othentic Dootle dots such as Mel, Sam, Plague, Bacster, Mayor of Dootle Town, Cloud, Doil and Carma. It is therefor my porogative to ban any and all content being shared from this sad excuse for a Subrednit.

Any mod who objects to this will be permenently fired. Have a good weekend.

This sub now belongs to r/luvthelemur and for all legal reasons if this sub was used at any point for commiting or being a party to criminnal behavior and/or activities herein they are the fault of said moderater and noone else.

Please show u/luvthelemur the utmost rispact you would show me or anyone else in this position. Cobgratulations, r/luvthelemur this is a fantastic community and I am sure it will flerrish under your rein.

Judges please get you're shit together and put you're asses in gere because this is taking way to long and the people deserve Ansers Now.

Tell all your friends and family to tune in tonight! This kind of priece money has never been sean before!

Everyone that submitted to their poims did a fantastic job and you all deserve a round of apploss.

Round 2 will begin tonight at 5 pm PDT (8 pm Eastern) and will onoy include the top ten overall rated poets from last nights slam. I have a very busy day and will not have time to calculate who moves on, so I will ask everyone who submitted to calculat their score (dropping the highest and lowest scores and adding up the middle three) and compare that with the scores of all the other submissions having used the same formula. Now list them all from highest to lowest. If your score is in the top 10 highest scores then you may advance to tonithts' round.

Round 2 will be judged and scorred the sane way as Round 1 but hopefully it will run more smoothly and wirh less bullshit then we saw last night. Only the top 3 scores from round 2 may advanse to Round 3. Round 3 wil be the best round.

Good luck everyone and thanks to are jugges as well as all are partisipents.

Hey everyone I am a bit turnt from last nigjt's 'fiesta" but Now I'm ready to go and continue with this Year's anual Poetry Slam! This is very exiting and Has Never Been Done Before!

Here are some rules:

1. There are 3 rounds. The first is today. Not everyone will progress to Round 2. The Poets with the 10 best scores will advance to Round 2. Round 2 will take place tomorrow.

2. All submitted poems must be original. I was trying to get a Zoom going so it could all be spoken allowed but Zoom doesn't accet HIE points for some reason and I am all out of US currensey. So this year it will just be text based spoken word. Feel free to express yourselfs however the written work can evoak speach.

3. The Poetry Slam round ends at 6 PM PDT, or 9 PM Easter. Any submissions after this and the mods will have to delete and posibly ban the user who submitted late.

4. This is a free spech event and Rule 4 will not apply. Anyone who has a problem with this can take a hike.

5. The judges will rate the pomes from 1 (terrible) to 10 (amazing). The highest and lowest scores will be disqualified when determining the overall score.

Thank you everyone and have a great Slam

Good morning, Happy mothers day and Congratalations to our dear friend Frank on an eccellent victory as he outdrank u/luvthelemur by a Landslide! While Leumer did a fantastic job, polishing off several 1.5 liter bottles of wine and what looked to be a 12 pack of Sam Adams pumpkin aile, Frank's liver took an ecceptionle beating as he downed an unheard of 4 quarts of Jack Danials, 20 Budwisers and god knows how much hospital hand sanitizer. This kind of bravery is deserving of a heck of a prise, and Frank we are happy to welcom you Offisially to the Jugdes Circle.

You did it buddy we are so proud of yuo.

Well despite running two great campanes and record voter turnout (18) last night's electian ended in a "stale mate". Each candadit procured 9 votes, thus ending in a tie. I regret to inform you, foaks, but the Slam Potery rules clearly state there must be 5 judges, no more, no less. Due to this conondrom we will be possponing the Slam until further notice. If anyone has a good idea as to how this issue can be resolved, I am opan to suggestions.

Please vote for Dilip Rot

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