u/emblemparade

Now that Tim Hidecker is replacing the late grate Alex Johns (not a good look ) its time for the DOTS to show up and do what they do best.... values. and entretainment.

I here by nomminate MEL DOT to be the new Brietbart DOT COM cheif editor.

Mell brings to the table a lot of experience in the bizz and can conect to fans of ALL AGES. Kids love her sasy& cute personallity but also adults think shes kinda hott (you know what im talking about..yes u ) so finally we can take Bright Bart to the moon with a new and biger and SMARTER fan base and phresh and RELEVENT content.for all ages

MODS please make this happen we are All counting on you here in DOT Landia.

xoxoxox

REUTERS, Abu Dhabi: After the unexpected viral success of the "Dootle Dots" pilot episode, talks are underway between Nickelodeon Broadcast Enterprises and the HEI Network leadership teams to acquire 2 seasons of the children's animation show, our sources say. This in spite of limited but vocal criticism of the episode's xenophobic themes.

Since the cultural shift in American viewership brought on by the reelection of Donald Trump in 2020, audiences have been more receptive to content that touches on ethnic and racial themes that were considered taboo in previous years. According to Nielsen Ratings, not only are parents open to blatant anti-immigrant messaging, but in fact they prefer their children to consume shows and short clips that portray foreigners in a negative light. "Italians are dumb and annoying and good on the Dots for telling the truth about them. This is the kind of stuff I want my daughter to see. Except for that Baxter character, he's a real piece of [expletive]," said one parent who spoke to our reporters on condition of anonymity.

Others have commented that animation is a dying medium and that young audiences are moving back towards tried-and-true modes of storytelling. "Kids really love the puppets and they connect with them", said puppeteer Mark Pkorsch, who is affiliated with HEI Network. "If Tim, I mean New [Amato, president of HEI Network], wants to do some dot puppets or maybe costumes let him know that I am available."

Until the contract details with Nickelodeon are finalized, HEI is also rumored to be working on a "Dootle Dots" movie. "It better not be with real people," said Ben, 9, a young fan of Cloud, one of the show's main characters. "They keep changing the movies to have people instead of cartoons and it's stupid." His mother, Melissa, is more optimistic. "I don't really care whether it's a cartoon or not, I just want them to continue to [expletive] on foreigners. Italians, sure, but what about Vietnamese, Moroccans, and Canadians? My son needs to hear the truth about those [expletive]. Oh, and get rid of that [expletive] Baxter. My son is straight and will grow up to be straight."

Will the move to Nickelodeon force HEI to tone down some of their populist political messages? The fans hope for continuity. Or as Mel, the star dot, would say: "No scissors!"

We will continue to update as the story unfolds.

Every thing has been sed.

Pooems, bans, cigaretts, erotixxa , orcas, biden.

TIme to close the shop and go home.

Good bye every one!!!!!

j/k lol!! My Favorite dot is baxxxxxxxxxxxxxxter becuz he tells it like it is. Where my baxter heads at??? Like if you like Baxxter

We've seen a lot of complaints about the HEI business model lately. But let's not throw out the baby with the bathwater! The situation is fixable.

I understand that HEI Network needs the extra revenue in order to fund "On Location" segments and VFA archival work, but I think it's possible to find a middle ground.

The movie review content is top notch, but there is just too much of this distracting additional content that we need to fast-forward through. It takes a lot of time that could be spent watching movies.

Many of us would be willing to be pay a premium to remove ads and I'm pretty sure that the extra money would even end up being more than you're making from the Rio-Jenesis and Money Zap sponsorships.

As for the music, racist muppet, and conspiracy shows, I understand that you want to grow the network and reach other audiences, but please don't forget the core buff community on which you were built! That extra stuff can be put in a separate "HEI+" section (I personally would rather have a bundle that doesn't include it).

Thank you for your consideration!

>"That wand’s more trouble than it's worth. And quite honestly, I've had enough trouble for a lifetime." — Harry Potter

And we call the Itallian fans "traytors "..................

Hi Mell!!!!

Phew! It's been a crazy day since the news dropped. All the movie expert forums are buzzing and rumors are flying, so I thought it would be a good idea to consolidate all our discussions in one place. I've personally written several letters to Robert Pixar and will let you know as soon as I get a response. This is so exciting!

What we know:

• Starring the great Tom Hanks! (From?)
• Live action
• Oscer
• 5 bags

Unanswered questions:

• Runtime?
• Will it be titled "Toy Story" or "Toy Story: The Movie"?
• Will they bring in Peter Jackson as director? He has a lot of experience converting The Hobbit from the animated version to the live action version.
• Will they continue the animated series with Toy Story 6 having both series united in an expanded universe? It would be pretty cool if the live action toys get to meet their animated versions. (See: "Who Framed Roger Rabbit", 1988, 104 minutes)
• Crossover with the Harry Potter universe? Harry could cast a spell on a toy to make it come to life and then it turns into Tom Hanks!
• Will there be a toy that is a master codebreaker?
• What does Kylie think?

Film experts only, please.

So. This starts will Mell she is sitting alone in her room wearing nothing butt a very thin night gown.

Claud comes in and hes like "wow Mell you really grown up!!!" Mel says "why dont you come and show me how i have grown up i mean how much i have grown up." He tip toes to the sofa and she squeezzes him and there are Rain drops EVERYWHERE. "omg you are so wet cloud!!!" But suddenly there is a nock on the door.

Its ... Sam!!!! "Hey dots whats happening" . Says sam. "wow looks like we are having a party". sam opens her takes of her shirt and you can see her wig wam. "i'm always up for a party. "Why dont you come and join us" mell says that.

Suddenlyu there is a nock on the door Again and this time its .... Baxxter!!!!! "Wow baxter are you happy to see us? your tube is so so big " says sam (or mel .) But then baxter takes off his tube or cilindar and its NOT BAXTER.

"Hello everyone. Its me your president Sir Jim biden. What you are doing is very its not according to the constitution of the United states of america." says Sir Jim. Claude says "wow mister presidant, why don't you join us here in the hot tub i mean sofa."..... "Yes come join us" says sam.

to be continued.....

After carefull examinnation of all the reddits , this is the best reddit. The mods are all the most atractive of all the mods. The ]people who post comments post all the best comments and they are also very very very attractive!

That is why you are the winners of the award!!!!

We (the white house ) will be sending official Presdential "Hi " points to all of you out there in the reddit. Congradulations. You will get them real soon into your reddit box.,

P.s.. the only rule is that you have to confess that Bacxster is the Best dot and you will get the HI points ,that's it

My inbox is full of people asking me if I've seen this already. I'm sure you have, but just in case ...

From Reuters: A fishing vessel uncovered a coral-encrusted movie in the waters of the north Atlantic this past April. Though badly damaged by corrosive seawater, forensic analysis completed by several independent movie labs revealed that this is indeed the real deal. A true 7-bag movie.

The movie title has been mostly erased from the cover, but it's clear that it ends with ": The Movie". Also, it's very likely that this is a sequel due to the presence of a "2", offering strong support for the movie's popcorn bag rating as it has long been accepted by experts that sequels improve on the original.

That said, not all researchers have signed on to this hypothesis. Some have pointed out that the "2" could be part of the title of the movie itself, a confusing practice that unfortunately has been plaguing Hollywood for years, making important research such as this all the more challenging. See for example: "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" (1998, 106 minutes). Not a sequel, but directed by the great Guy Ritchie!

What really shocked the movie scientists happened when the tests came in for measuring the runtime of this "7-bagger" tape: It is exactly 102 minutes, just as predicted by Dr. Gregg Turkington to be the ideal movie length. One more bullseye for "the buff"!

What a day to be alive. 7 bags. I'll always remember where I was on the day that Hollywood changed forever. (At my weekly Hobbit matinee, of course...)

Hello to all the Dotheads out there! We are honored to have our favorite Dot here to answer questions about the smash-hit show, the cast, the creative process, and the gossip. Rumors have been flying around, so it's important to Mel to set the record straight.

Mel has been with the Dots since 2025 and is one of the original Dots created by the late G Amato.

Mel's identity will have been confirmed with the mods. In the meantime please don't hesitate to ask what's on your mind!

Grok will be handling all the depositions as it's hard to type with gloves.

And don't forget to keep on "Dotting"! ❤️

Before you start sending me letters about it -- Yes, we all know that technically Kaily hasn't said "no" to Gregg's proposal yet. However, the runtime on that proposal is heading beyond trilogy levels and starting to look like a television series. More importantly, Kaylee hasn't expressed any movie expertice in a long time. She knows a lot about the Potterverse, sure, but is that enough to sustain a meaningful relationship? I think not.

It's time for a sequel.

And we know that the most important thing for a sequel is to pick a strong title, because if you get that wrong then it can lose a bag of popcorn or even more. Some really great sequels almost flopped due to a missed opportunity in the title or it being too confusing for audiences. Luckily they had other redeeming qualities, but that doesn't shield them from criticism!

So first we have to choose Gregg's future wife's name. What do the buffs think it should be?

The rest is much easier. We get a bunch of people with that name in a room and hold a competition to test their movie expertise. May the best "Deb" win!

P.S. We really shouldn't pick the name "Deb" because that could lead to a lot of confusion.

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Greetings to all you "Dot-Heads" out there!

Since the "Dots" phenomenon has broken out it has taken over Reddit and indeed the Internet. It's a "thing", as youngsters these days say. :D

Even though I'm very old myself, I could not help but be swept up in "Dot-Mania". Their charm, individuality, and humor is a candle burning bright in the sea of darkness that surrounds us. Every day our values are under attack. But with Mel, Sam, Cloud, and the gang I am transported back to a simpler time in which we all could help each other and support our special talents and personalities, and not get thrown in jail for making fun of Italians. Mama mia! Spaghetti pastrami!

It is with great honor that I accept the Award for the First Biannual Doodle Dots™ Slam Poetry Tournament. But I am also humbled by all the other submissions, each bringing so much heart as well as that infectious sense of fun that makes us love the Dots so much.

It was a very close competition between myself and the other finalist, u/radi0_silencio. And honestly, their poems "slapped" just as hard as mine did! So, u/radi0_silencio, if you and the esteemed (and attractive) judges agree I would like to split the award with you.

And I would like to ask you, u/radi0_silencio, if you would join me in donating our awarded HEI Points to a good cause. All causes are great, but I am donating mine to the Don't Run with **** Foundation run by Turning Point USA. Every year 5,000 children in America die because they ran with ****. This tragedy befalls all of us, not only Italians, though it's mostly Italians.

Thank you to all the "slam" poets and fans and I can't wait to see you all in two years for the next tournament! Keep on "Dotting"!

Semper fi,
u/emblemparade, Poeht Loriette

The dots got Baxxter that can beat the **** of some minions but then theres Mell who is the Weak link. As for Claud...... don't even get me started!!!! People are saying Sam is the wild card( jocker). She is CRAZY!

If i was a betting woman I would put all my "Hei " points on the Minions,no offence.

We often do the kayfabe and post like right-wing crackpots. Fun stuff that is good for the soul. But Reddit's automated system (might be using A1) could flag you. It's a pretty hamfisted algorithm that seems to latch on certain contentious keywords rather than actual meaning. It probably does not have a sense of humor. It certainly does not have movie expertise because no machine can match Gregg's deep understanding.

I got flagged with a warning for something very innocuous. Even without a sense of humor my post was clearly not promoting hate, but I guess there was one word that triggered the robot. I contested it and the warning was removed, but I guess that depends on the human reviewing it.

All this to say: Be careful out there, folks. It's not so much about taking things too far but about the use of certain trigger words. We all know what those words are.

So, censor yourself and keep on truckin'. Our values are not under attack but they are being moderated by the deep state.