Free Again.

I have been released from my unfair confinement thanks to the timely intervention of my one true legal wife. I unfortunately in thanks must agree to not mention any weather shaped dot no matter how much i want to. I don’t know if it was worth it.

Also the Becky situation (which I never had any stake in) has resolved itself thanks to the surviving Bleeker twin coming to her senses and taking responsibility for what she did.

I am glad to be amongst you all again and I hope to take this time to heal the bonds that I feel have been frayed. But also more importantly we must remember our fellows who have been left behind. I speak of course of pastor Kevin.

Kyle has run this subreddit badly and that is clear for all to see. I am formally beginning a campaign to see pastor Kevin restored to his rightful place in the kingdom of dot and to do this I will be starting a memorial free pastor Kevin fund! Thanks for your attention to this matter.

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u/InvaderSkooj — 7 days ago

Please Send Orca and I Bail Money

Things went bad. I’m in jail, I don’t know what happened to Snarkyleigh she ran when everything went sideways. Orca please tell your dad to drop the charges. I’m being held in the Clark County Detention Center. Please help.

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u/InvaderSkooj — 15 days ago

Did you all catch the Plague Easter eggs?

There very subtle but so far I found at least 5. Please post how many you have found so far.

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u/InvaderSkooj — 21 days ago

My life has been so painful but this made it worth it.

There were multiple Clouds, the slash fictions I wrote were confirmed. I can’t believe it. Fellow dots please let’s not fight anymore and let us come together in this time of pain and misery.

A big fuck you to my wife. I haven’t lost touch with reality and this episode is the proof.

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u/InvaderSkooj — 22 days ago

help me

Hi everyone!

I got tired of waiting with Orca at the bus so I’m walking around Concorde and talking to people about Baxter! :D

She told me to stop talking about Baxter and friends respect each other so I am not going to bother her! :D

please give me your best Baxter messages so I can show people how cool Baxter is. :D

u/InvaderSkooj — 27 days ago

Ah you hear that?

No kids. They’re all in the prayer hole or whatever.

Now let’s get down to business.

u/InvaderSkooj — 1 month ago

Deb and New are Innocent

We’ve been seeing a lot of blame to go around and I am here to tell all of you that it needs to stop.

We all know who is responsible for this incident. I believe the boat capsized because New was forced to swerve suddenly lest he or his lady love (the future First Lady of Arizona) be felled by an assassin.

Put out an APB on this son of a bitch, and let’s make sure we do it right this time.

u/InvaderSkooj — 3 months ago

IT’S TIME TO BE INCREDIBLY SERIOUS

It brings me no pleasure to say this. This is a community mired in division and poetry scams, I don’t yearn to add to that fire.

I know that I have often suggested Frank was a drag on our lives, that his alcoholism lowered his worth in some way. I stand by those things. I believe them to be true with every fiber of my being.

But Frank was a Melhead. If there’s one thing I can’t take away from Frank it’s that he loved Mel more than anyone ever should.*

And whoever or even WHATEVER it is that’s posting as Frank right now is most definitely a Baxterhead!

I don’t know what comes next? I would suggest a military invasion to rescue Frank but as you all know the US is engaged in a conflict that is going Extremely Well and is for the briefest of moments: too busy to help.

Someone needs to do something. Somebody dare I say it: needs to save Frank

All I know is that someone is not Me.

*Even though she will be swept away with the rest by Plague during the final hours

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u/InvaderSkooj — 5 months ago

It’s time to be serious

We’ve all had our fun, playing our “roles” if you will, but if I may take off the mask and say something seriously and from the heart to the little community we’ve built here:

It is clear to anyone with half a brain that Frank is dead. He’s likely been harvested for organs already and it seems there are some (1!) of us who don’t want to accept this.

I am using my power as a Plaguehead to declare that Frank is OFFICIALLY AND WITHOUT A DOUBT dead and gone and this is a thread to say good riddance or if you’re so inclined to offer your well wishes (I suppose).

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u/InvaderSkooj — 5 months ago

Alcohol Policy

What is this subreddit’s policy concerning booze (organic doesn’t have alcohol of course).

Just asking because a certain person seems concerned with another certain person who is almost certainly dead but even if they were alive I want to be sure this forum won’t turn into an excuse/venue to drink or allow drunken behavior.

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u/InvaderSkooj — 5 months ago
▲ 126 r/sto

Recently came back to the game after a hiatus and noticed over the course of the last two missions (which were really great btw) that our captain was suddenly given the opportunity to actually express some feelings other than just saying “Indeed/Agreed” all the time, as well as coming off more present in general.

That and the career path specific dialogue was welcome.

This is of course all illusion of choice stuff, and not a big deal in the scheme of things, but I appreciate the illusion, and hope that this means we’ll be given more opportunities to speak up in the future.

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u/InvaderSkooj — 6 months ago