And he is alive not dead like Toby cowboy
The moment where he bought Cathy those inappropriate nightgown and lingerie.
Also, him sending Chris and Carrie away put me off him.
maybe it’s just for the gullible fans like me so she gets more interactions but they have been looking so cozy this whole trip, and i saw this story and actually gasped lol. i love their friendship, but i honestly don’t think them trying romantically again is a good idea, but i could be wrong. i didn’t believe the W&A rumors until they posted their stupid insta story so who knows!
They're my second favorite band after Rush and I can't afford Hulu again when I already pay for Netflix, HBO, apple TV, Paramount Plus, peacock, Disney Plus, espn, shudder, WOW, Xbox, tubi, quibi, YouTube premium, HEI network, Amazon prime, showtime.
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July was all about soccer soccer soccer! This sub had the World Cup Fever, hope you're all feeling better
u/paultheschmoop announces that he is trying to set up an AMA with none other than Aidan Boyle, estranged (?) son of New Amato. Big if true (it wasn't true)
This inspires u/orcamills to post her own AMA as a Celebrity Moderator which was very successful and she could probably do this weekly and we would never run out of questions for her.
Once u/paultheschmoop purchases the sub he implores us to Ask Him Anything (see also SELL OUT)
Welcome u/xElonxMuskxOfficial with an AMA (see also SELL OUT)
Whimbl does a little AMA as the new CEO of Doodle Dops (see also FAKE/NEW DOTS, SELL OUT)
u/RekWriter posts a beautiful high res photo of their laptop or tv screen showing a promo for the exclusive premier of the movie Cloud on the Criterion Channel, which begs the question when the live action movie will be added to the Criterion Collection. Clearly u/RekWriter is a true movie buff to have taken such a photo, thank you for your expertise.
u/F1XTHE posts a pic of Cloud's debut movie appearance
u/xElonxMuskxOfficial announces a feature lenghth biopic of Baxter using only Grok, sounds really cool
Leaked Footage from Alive Doodle Dots Movie!!! posted by u/FlyingGuillotineKing, I didn't click on the links but it sounds legit
Perhaps in an attempt to distract the masses from accusations of weak leadership by the mod team, u/pablojueves posts a wholesome pic of Sam who everyone always forgets about unless it's to say Sam sucks.
u/Glass_Tale4661 posts their opinion that Aiden is responsible for the ruination of DoodleDots due to his lack of planning and preparation.
u/emblemparade thinks Mel should take over brightbart.com and would like the mods to please make this happen, as of this time mods still have not delivered, typical
Where was Baxter when the boat accident happened at Lake Havasue? u/InevitableBohemian is so curious that they posted this question on r/doodledots and the other sub that has no reason to exist anymore because On Cinema is finished.
Cloud is dead, he popped like a water ballon, alleges u/emblemparade. Seems like there have been more and more of these incidents lately.
All of the dottle dots are dead according to u/Elegant-Set-8197
u/orcamills is curious about which Dootle Dot would be most likely to adopt a macaw for purely unselfish reasons
u/get_outta_mah_swamp would like Everybodty to do the Dootle dOt dance
We're invited to a film festival about Clowd and Al, thank you u/InevitableBohemian
u/emblemparade posts a video of Baxter's band (is that Dr Paul Schmoop on the trash can drums?)
Speaking of u/paultheschmoop, he posts a tasteful memorial to Lindsay Graham by posing the question, what dot do you think was his favorite?
u/luvthelemur asks who do you think is the bigger disappointment, Baxter or Graham Platner
u/Charming-Movie8450 wants to know, What dot do you think was her favorite? It's a lady from Brazil I think.
u/MaestetroTheThird posts a theory on the dot reproductive system, a true scientific breakthrough
Edit: my apologies for referring to this as a "theory," this should read "u/MaestetroThe3rd posts a fact on the dot reproductive system"
Now that Paul owns the subreddit and is head mod (see also SELL OUT), u/InvaderSkooj requests that we post Cloud pics, Paul said it was okay
and u/tc_tuggers_boy is just desperate for DOT NOODS (also friends)
Could we have a birthday party for the Dots? At least I think that was the question asked by u/PumpkinHead01 but their spelling and grammar or lack thereov makes it difficult to know
u/bustab is fucking devastated with their new Cloud tattoo
Love him or hate him, you have to admit that the Mayor is the Dot that changed it all
u/bustab is offering 40k for a Mel pic, gets at least 2 pics then doesn't pay anyone. Next time request payment before delivering the goods u/orcamills
Edit: u/bustab would like the record to reflect that they actually did pay the minimum amount to the inevitable Bohemian. So if you try to say u/bustab is a deadbeat dothead, you're wrong
NFSW: u/xElonxMuskxOfficial goes even further and says he will pay 400,000 HEI pts. A bunch of pics are posted in the comment, did he pay anyone?
u/orcamills posts a 4th of July World Cup update and also answers some questions from beyond the veil featuring famous dead Americans (not Mark Twain though)
Pablo makes a post about England playing right now and anyone who supports them will be band. u/orcamills describes a fun party in the comments. What does any of this have to do with Dootle Dots? fuck if I know
orca posts the July 6th World Cup info including betting stats and the standing offer for her to ask questions 'beyond the veil' to ghosts. Our readers do not have a curious mind because their questions are mostly statements.
Pablo is hosting a petition to ask the president to change the schore of the world cup game against Belgian and gets a few signatures.
And Pablo is still going on about the Workd Cup which no one cares about, posting a poll about who's gonna win (France 12 votes, Spain 1 vote, Ingland 10 votes, Argentina 5 votes). Does anyone know who actually won the world cup? I wasn't paying attention.
More soccer news from u/pablojueves blah blah blah
and more from Pablo the soccer head urging everyone to place bets on Argentina (real money)
At this point Pablo is wondering if anyone even cares about the World Cup so he posts a poll that clears it all up: 11 votes for Yes, 11 votes for No, 9 votes for maybe
And even Pablo has reached his limit I'm so fucking sick of world cup
Yet he is considerate enough to let us know that the game has gone into extra innings
Hawaiian Jerry aka u/Reasonable-Profile84 apparently slept through the 4th of July and wants to know which one of us forgot to wake him up.
Jerry has taken issue with being called a Fake Dot so u/luvthelemur posts a poll taking it to the viewers to decide. 9 votes fake, 6 votes real, 5 votes orher. Jerry is therefore a Fake Dot, and Lemur announces the poll results here
Could a bird be a dot? Well could it? It's on Bohemian's mind.
u/BloatedSnake430 debuts new fake dot Whimbl but the mouth isn't quite right
Whingstop has a new flavor called Sweet Heat Chamoy, thanks for keeping us in the loop, u/orcamills
u/pablojueves asks the community for more Whimbl pics as we are struggling for content at the moment
u/luvthelemur hops on a trend wagon to post such an important picture to him
and again with a post wishing Jimothy was a Dot or at least PTBAD (potential to be a dot)
u/BloatedSnake430 has found a note left by Gumber and it appears to be a ransom note promising the return of Doil for fifty bucks and a pack of hot dogs. (Doil is still missing to this day.) In the comments, u/Charming-Movie8450 reports the sub to John Reddit for A1 slop.
Whimbl's AMA (see also AMA)
Hawaiian the Fire Jerald would like to pick someone to leave his HEI pts to, who won Jerald?
Is this a dot? Asks u/InevitableBohemian
u/BloatedSnake430 wants to know why Whimbl was fired
u/NumbersTheClown is back with us after spending 3 months in rehab for Dot addiction. A message of hope for all of us still stuck in the depts with the monkees on our back.
u/InevitableBohemian wants us to know that dots are dead, no one cares about them, and suggests we all get another hobby like watching movies or playing sick rock and roll. Then again urges us to do something cool like play video games instead
meanwhile Orca Mills wants everyone to stop talking about s-e-x, no one has had more s-e-x than Orca and she's tired of hearing about it thank you very much
u/NumbersTheClown invites us all to a DA (Dots Anonymous) meeting, did anyone go?
Spending all their time getting laid with hot chicks from the singles bar, u/InevitableBohemian doesn't even think about Mel anymore (see also MEL)
until later when they admit it's all a front and they are very lonely and need Mel (see also MEL)
I'm sad to announce that u/NumbersTheClown has suffered a relapse, but Numbers sounds pretty pumped about it, so welcome back buddy!
u/emblemparade posts some gibberish. Grok said it was probably a witch's spell or typing with the wrong type of keyboard.
Dr Scmoop gets Etsy witches involved in the spiritual matters of the sub and this goes really well, thanks Dr Schmoop
meanwhile u/SatisfactionRich3544 has also hired Etsy witches, but this time it's to make Mel go away. What did Mel do? (see also MEL)
Fifth layer fictional entity u/Dilip_Rot announces he has been summoned from beyound to haunt the subreddit and collect Elon's soul
ooooOoooOOO let the haunting begin
Dilip asks the mods for a haunting flair and mods quickly acquiese, almost as if they are inviting this entity over our threshold
Creepy things start happening
Then Dilip needs mods to add him as an approved user because his haunting posts are taking quite a long time to show up, again mods are quick to accommodate
haunting continues as this 'ghost' who would need at least 4 passports to get back to reality rains terror over our subreddit
u/InevitableBohemian is up on Orca Mills' bumper again calling for her removal as moderator due to her denialism of Al Dot. u/elusivehonor writes a lil manifesto in the comments calling for removal of ALL MODS due to mods being fake fans with too much drama and asks for your support in the form of financial donations to 02fc585dcb030af26cb40215210ca5c0. This only further enrages the Inevitable Bohemian.
u/paultheschmoop responds to this attack on leadership by reposting u/elusivehonor's comment and announcing that he will be pursuing lawsuits (in real life) against any party that besmirches him or does anything else he does not like
Pablo Jueves puts the subreddit on sale for ten million HEI pts OBO after he goes underwater with his World Cup gambling (see WORLD CUP)
Dr Paul the Schmoop annonuces that he has purchased the r/DoodleDots subreddit and would like to get back to what matters to him the most: medicine. (also see AMA)
u/orcamills loves the new look and new leadership as she gleefully sells Pablo under the bus
u/xElonxMuskxOfficial makes his first appearance as our new Mod and Overlord, he claims he helped create the 90's and we should all bow down by attending his AMA (see also AMA)
Former head mod u/pablojueves chastises the community for being disrespectful to our new ruler Elian mush during his AMA
The honeymoon is over as Pablo posts his concerns that Elon Mush will ruin our community (seriously)
Orca steps in to try to save Pablo and the sub by promising Elon a rocketship to Marsh
u/paultheschmoop finally saves the sub from the clutches of Elon Mush by paying Etsy witches to make him go away. Thank goodness that ordeal is over with! (see also WITCHCRAFT/GHOSTS)
u/InevitableBohemian is spiralling bc Mell won't respond to messages
And then says Mel is in danger about a soup kitchen and is begging for HEI pts to save her
u/InevitableBohemian is begging for your help, Mel is still kidnapped and they need money, pls send to 0a9e04fbc66924ee8def0e6564e9c8c5
u/SatisfactionRich3544 is trying to get rid of Mel not save her
u/InevitableBohemian still needs HEI pts to save MEL and promises to do ANYTHING for them
They now have the pts to rescue Mel but lost the address
u/pablojueves annonunces that he is on his way to TX to meet up with Bohemian, pose as Mel and collect the HEI pts. He just needs a ride. What could go wrong
Bohemian says they payed the pts but Mel did not show up
The internet's busiest music nerd himself Anthony Fantano did a review of Fuck God, the new album by The Doodledots (aka u/paultheschmoop) and not to rub salt in Pauls wounds but it was BRUTAL, thanks to u/luvthelemur for transcribing.
Turns out Pitchfork also reviewed the new album giving it 0.0 score. Can the basement from which Pitchfork is run out of just collapse already, Paul wants to know? Just kidding, Dr. Paul would never make such an insensitive joke.
They're real says u/Independent-Sir5385
An update on AZ politics from u/pablojueves
u/orcamills is going to have a baby, a little monkey named Sammel Baxter, and gets us all hype about upcoming cute monkey content that has yet to be seen on the sub as of this writing
Pablo would like an update on the health and whereabouts of our old friend Frank. We still haven't heard a word to this day.
A plea to Mods to Please add another Stooge. u/emblemparade would feel better if there were the same number of stooges as there were dots. And mods delivered because Grok tells me that there are 4 members of The Stooges: Iggy Pop plus 3 other guys. You're welcome
Where has my wife gone? u/Loose-Author-6180 wants to know. Did you ever find her u/Loose-Author-6180?
Context: I’m a single bachelor (M 32) and I opened my snack cupboard to find these peanuts in a small Tupperware container. I’m freaking out because I A) live alone, B) have a mild nut allergy, and C) don’t own any Tupperware like this.
TLDR: I found a foreign snack in my house and I’m freaking out that someone may be entering my apartment when I’m out. Would calling the nonemergency police line help or would they not be able to do anything?
We inherited a tortoise recently and built this for her to enjoy on summer days. Wire buried underneath to prevent tunnel escape
I got some original elixir Moxie in glass bottles, bottled by Orca. I wanted to do a blind taste test against distinctively different Moxie in a metal can from Coca-Cola.
Firstly, the ingredients lists: The bottle has pure cane sugar while the can has high fructose corn syrup. Also, the can's gentian root extractives comes before the natural & artificial flavors, caramel color, and sodium benzoate, while on the bottle the gentian root extractives comes after those other ingredients. Otherwise, the listed ingredients are identical.
The can is bottled by a member of the Coca-Cola Bottlers' Association under authority of the Coca-Cola Company, while the bottle is bottled by Orca Beverage Inc. under authority of Cornicopia Beverage Co.
I got the cans from Hannaford in Auburn, ME, and the bottles from Food City in Lisbon, ME.
I had both refrigerated to the same temperature, and a friend poured them into numbered cups while I wasn't looking. In the end, I liked the glass bottled Moxie a little more, but overall the differences were rather subtle. I think I can only tell the difference between them when I drink them both at the same time, or maybe I could if I'd been drinking both for a long time.
The glass bottled Moxie from Orca was: Stronger smelling, more rounded sweetness, less bitter, less carbonated, and had a faint interesting extra flavor, maybe a bit sour.
The metal canned Moxie from Coca-Cola was: Weaker smelling, flatter sweetness, more bitter, and more carbonated.
The difference in sweetness (rounded vs. flat) was the most obvious, and is expected. I think the rest of the differences come from how that sweetness interacts with the gentian root, as well as differences in carbonation amounts and maybe the difference of glass vs. aluminum containers.
Bravo just confirmed the returning cast members!
Edited to add: Personally I’m with this crew. Everyone’s single and fun I think we’re getting our groove back. Everyone’s gonna be in the mix. Also this is just the returning, I’m sure they’ll add newbies.
Disney World seriously needs to address the scooter problem. I’m not talking about people who actually need them that’s not the issue. The issue is people speeding through packed walkways like they’re on a racetrack.
I’ve had my foot run over more than once, and it’s not just annoying it actually hurts. When the parks are crowded, people need to be more aware of their surroundings. Slow down, watch where you’re going, and remember there are actual people walking around.
Disney needs to do more about scooter safety because getting your foot crushed while trying to enjoy a vacation is not exactly the magic anyone signed up for.
Because I’m rewatching Summer House from season 1 and I know I’m not the only one here. Thick ass 2020 Carl with the beard and broad shoulders and thighs is probably my favorite version of Hot Carl.
He’s always been good looking, but good googly moogly I’m turning into Wirkus over here with all these good and bad feelings.
YOU GUYS: this is not a body shaming post. Carl is 5-years sober AND a marathon runner now, of course he looks different!
9 votes FAKE, 6 votes REAL, 5 votes orher
Welcome to your June 2026 edition of Dot Jots, a monthly recap of news and happenings in the Doodledots community. Brought to you by WINGSTOP WHOSE WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!
(Edit: apologies on the formatting, I couldn't get it to look the way I wanted it to but I also didn't want to spend the rest of my life on this post because I don't get paid enough)
(Edit: I had trouble tagging people so I stopped trying)
pablojueves asks for help from our very own resident Dot Therapist Paul Schmoop. Pablo has a reoccurring dream about Mel, Al Dot and Dilip Rot where things get weird. Sounds like a good movie idea
get_outta_mah_swamp wants to know if you think Baxter's punishment for ruining Oscer (sic) Night should have been more severe
ginepas is so fucking sick of this sub full of ANTIBA THUGS (something about Baxter)
Who would you pick and why if you were stuck in a prison cell with any dot for the rest of your life? Pablo picks cloud bc cloud is both sexy and chilled out. Cloud wins with 4 votes while Mel, Baxter and Jerry each get three votes.
You can't spell Doodle Dots without TOLEDO. Thank you for reminding us ldcaster
adfawf3f3f32 issues a tearful plea to LEAVE BAXTER ALONE!, and Vaguedplague also requests that some respect is put on Baxter's name
Do Dootle dots ever get diarrhea? Gtownnd9591 asking the real questions
Cloud by stickered (he's a big cloud guy)
pablojueves thinks the Dots deserve a Mayor who is not crippled by fear, and grandmamail thinks Cloud is a very disrespectful young lady
mymanjake8 does a cross post from our rival sub and gets a little hand slap because we don't need their sloppy seconds
Is there nothing more to say about Dots? Just kidding, there is, says emblemparade
Charming-Movie8450 is wondering if there are some new characters. Looks like a block and a pokemon can now be seen in the Dootle Dots logo screen. And btw the pokemon) can only say her name (cannot print due to copywrite). Within hours another post with new dots added to the logo screen whose names are (redacted) who can only say their own names as well. And some quotes from the new characters. Manic posting continues for a bit here and here, until pablojueves has to step in and say no more (redacted) in this sub, it is for Real Dootle Dots and Support for Our Troops only. And this was all on the first day of the month.
Another day, more new/fake dots from Charming-Movie8450. Now we have Letterdots! B and D
InevitableBohemian has some bad news about Al Dot. Apparently he was shot by police after waving a gun around and yelling about Pablo. RIP Al
New Dot at Boston Childrens Hospital? RekWriter thinks maybe
InevitableBohemian is making a documentary about the life of Al Dot and suggests that we honor his memory by making a financial contribution to 0a9e04fbc66924ee8def0e6564e9c8c5
New Dot just dropped! by elladour , and ventin also shares a pic of a new dootlebot (sic), Clam
Our very own fake Dot Howaian Fire "Irie" Jerry aka Reasonable-Profile84 drops by to ask if he is the asshole for noticing that Wingstop flavor profiles just are not 'cutting it' anymore and wants to know what everyone else thinks. Gerry also wants to know WHOSE WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and Jerry AINT DEAD AND EVERYTHING IS AS GOD INTENDED WHOSE WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Announcement from InevitableBohemian says that Camel cigarettes are the new sponsor of Al Dot Movie: Al Dot: The First Dootledot. Congratulations Camel and Al! (See also CIGARETTE BAN). Later, Bohemian has found a new Dootledott (sic) on a DnD sub of all places, and even later wants to bring attention to the fact that they are cancelling their HEI subscription due to the fact that Al Dot has not been officially recognized as a real Dot
DOTHOUSE is announced by paultheschmoop. Dothouse is a tv show that paul is creating with the backing of Argentinian Activiest Peter Teal. Sounds like a rip off of Summer House. However shortly after this announcement, Paul updates that Mr Teal has gone dead. RIP
RekWriter was upset that everyone wasn't fawning over their kid's artwork that was posted LAST MONTH, so they threaten not to show the sub the new products their 'kid' is working on including dootledots chicken nuggets. They also wants to know when Dootle Dot Babies is coming out, no one knows but agrees they are adorable
dootledots is the subject of season 3 for The Rehearsal according to luvthelemur, who posts a pic of Nathan Fielder backstage at Dootledots as evidence
Merch post by RekWriter who is concerned about knock offs
pablojueves submits a patriotic reminder to support our troops, while luvthelemur wishes everyone a Happy Pride Month
Our subreddit is awarded "Best Reddit in the World" by President Sir John Biden! Announcement courtesy of white house representative emblemparade. Terms and conditions apply
How will the Dots celebrate New years eve? tc_tuggers_boy likes to plan ahead
Happy Father's Day to our Patriarch G Amato from paultheschmoop
orcamills announces Smokin Hot Summer 2026, a community event to celebrate Doodle dots while celebrating TCH concentrates which are allowed and not banned (see CIGARETTE BAN)
zozeba posts a beautiful poem about doodle dots doodle dots hey hey hey doodle dots
Is r/DoodleDots a safe space for adult fans to explore adult themes? Careful-Volume5335 respectfully asks. Comments quickly devolve into smut trade
Move over wattpad and AO3, we have our very own fan fic (erotic NFSW adult only) by emblemparade. Speaking of AO3, have you ever looked for OCATC content here? I highly recommend that you do not.
Luvthelemur is looking for someone to loan him $500. He's been contacted by 'New Amato' who falls in love with Lemur and wants to fly him to Lake Havasu so they can live happily ever after. The only catch is Lemur has to send him $500 apple gift card for …reasons that are very logical and definitely not a scam.
An update from luvthelemur about his 'relationship' with New Amato. Lemur still cant afford the fans card even after selling all of Frank's worldly possessions, but assures 'Mr Amato' that he has one thing left he can try to sell to raise the $$
And that thing apparently is our sister sub that Lemur was given control over by Pablo in an out of cort settlement.
(Meanwhile on the other sub, orcamills has used trickery to trick Lemur into giving her control over r/dootledots by pretending to be New Amato in the comments and it’s hard to explain just go see for yourself if you need to get that deep in the lore, probably not worth your time tbh)
Lemur gives a final update that he has broken up with 'New Amato' and Deb after realizing New is only after $$. Not because New asked him for $500, but for Summer House related reasons.
Frank aka anhedonia lets us know that everything is just fine and he is very happy in China with a post titled 'help me'
orcamills issues a plea for help when one of our own is in trouble. It's to help Frank….oh no wait it's to help Orca, she needs gas money to track down her wayward husband (?) Pablo and vote for Wayne Newton for gov of NM
doodland posts Send this to a doodland lover (???...okay)
Our generationally cursed MaestetroThe3rd proclaims his love for our sub (the sub loves you too Maestetro the Third!)
Paultheschmoop wants to know why does On Cinema at the Cinema even have a subreddit still? Paul goes on a power tripping frenzy after this post gets over 100 upvotes which is a lot for us dotheads so it goes right to his big head. He then follows up with a poll asking if we should ban all discussion of movies outside of the Doodledots movie. Users vote a resounding YES BAN MOVIE TALK and Paul makes it official
SatisfactionRich3544 risks a ban to post a Spider-Man Brand New Day Spoiler
We might not be allowed to talk movies but we can still talk oscers (see also MOD WARS)
First to speculate on Episode 2 is Charming-Movie8450 who posts a synopsis that has Sam walking down the street when (redacted)
kabekew is the first to break the bad news that New Amato has deemed the second episode 'too disturbing to be seen'
Then Charming-Movie8450 wants to know if we should bring back Dootle Dots. Like make the second episode ourselves.
Who should play the dots in the live action movie? InevitableBohemian thinks Deb should play Mel
paultheschmoop announces that Mark Park has been cast in the live action movie and the title will be Doodledots: The DoodleDots Story
Does anyone have access to Episode 2 of Dootle dots? Pablo really wants to see it. Paul is claiming to have the second episode so Pablo polls users to find out if they think should be required to sshare access to episode 2 and users vote YES with a whopping 42 votes. This compels Paul to announce that he will share the episode with anyone who promises not to share with Pablo.
orcamills announces that she now has access to all future Dots projects now that she is moderator of r/dootledots (see SCAMS AND RELATIONSHIPS AND RELATIONSHIPS SCAMS), not to be confused with r/DoodleDots . She posts a lovely photo of Baxter in Too Hot to Dot as a teaser with promises of more unreleased footage to come
Disappointed with episode 2? InevitableBohemian is because they ignored the life and death of Al Dot RIP
Allegations are made by Lemur that Dr Paul is lying about having the second episode and only said he had it because he wanted attention. (See MOD CIVIL WAR)
Even if we know something is bad for us and makes everyone hate us, it can still be very tempting for some of us to indulge. For example, use of AI can be really tempting because you can tell the computer to make you something that you can't make yourself, like a funny picture you could share on the internet, but you might also feel guilty for literally ruining society and also people will hate on you. In our community, the issue was definitely not AI, but rather cigarettes. After some heated debate in the community about the smoking of cigarettes on the subreddit, Dr Paul Schmoop declared a ban on cigarettes. And this made life a lot better for all of us.
Pablo Jueves wants everyone to know that additive free tobacco) is fine because it's not as bad for you
The cigarette ban is triggering for some including SatisfactionRich3544
Paul wants to remind everyone no smoking
Pablo posts a cool (Kool) retro ad about a penguin smoking cigarettes and would like to remind everyone that Kools are actually a pioneer in family entertainment like doodledots and therefore should be allowed in the sub.
Pablo and Dr Paul agree that cigarette smoke is banned but cigarette branding is ok. , huangzhiyan, the Chinese oligarch, comments that this is in breech of their contractual agreement from back when they gave Pablo all that money towards the poetry scam in exchange for Frank becoming the spokesperson for their cigs and booze. FAFO Zhiyan
MaestetroThe3rd posts a petition to make Camels the official cigarette of Dootle Dots and gets a great discussion going in the comments
Baxter is dead! Alleges paultheschmoop, and his death was definitely cigarette/banana peel related!
Baxter is alive! but unlikely to ever be the same! Alleges Paul, he's in the hospital in Lake Havasu with a snapped spine!
Paul requires our respect! He doesn't appreciate the allegations of being 'fake news' and 'fake doctor' and issues a vague threat that he isn't threatening us but he will call our doctors if necessary.
huangzhiyan officially announces the Termination of Agreement between Zhihan Global and our Dot Daddy Pablo (and Frank) due to the sub promoting other cigarette brands. Now we owe them $125,000 and Frank (RIP) is being deported back home. Pablo responds that he will sue them first because that's how it works in America
Pablo has started a SuperPAC to raise $$ to elect New Amato for Arizonia gov so that we do not get taken over by Zihan Global. To donate send all your HEI points directly to Pablo Jueves and boycott cigarettes not made by IGT brands inc
InevitableBohemian announces a BOYCOTT of Camel brand cigarettes based on something about Al Dot (see NEW/FAKE DOTS)
Our peaceful community was disrupted by internal conflict and infightighting amongst moderators this month. Just as a refresher on the involved parties in case you don't pay attention to their every word like they assume that you do:
* pablojueves is the Founding Father and Dootle Daddy of our community, the ultimate voice of authority around these parts
* luvthelemur can be found making low effort posts and comments since elected mod in the early days of the sub (prayer hands emoji)
* paultheschmoop is a licensed Dot therapist and also CEO of the Offical Podcast of the Dootledots, DOTCAST. Our resident intellectual if you will
* orcamills, the ex (?) wife (?) of Havian Fire Ire Jerry (deceased?) and the ex (?) wife (?) of Pablo Jueves, has no idea what Dootledots is, but this does not stop her from having strong opinions on everything anyone says and acting like the main character
* Reasonable-Profile84 aka Hawian Fire Irie Jerry (deceased?) is also technically a mod but better known for being a chaotic corporate shill for Lays and wingstop whose with me
Much like the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand (RIP his song Take Me Out is a banger), our moderators began escalating the normal hateful bickering to a heretofore yet unforeseen level when Lemur accuses the good Dr Paul of lying about having the second episode. Lemur provides screenshots of their private conversation as proof, pretty damning evidence.
Paul fires back using the 'h' word against Lemur and pleading with the (other) mods to DO SOMETHING. Pablo does something by posting a poll to see if Liars (aka Paul Schmoop) should be banned from this sub. Users vote YES
Lemur extends an olive branch with a heartfelt apology, and with this, the beef is squashed (or is it). In the comments, orcamills would like to remind us that this is all about her because apparently she had beef with InevitableBohemian who isn't even a mod and they also made up.
Lemur has to poke the Paul bear by skirting the movie talk ban with a post about oscers, Which leads Paul to lose his goddamn mind again, making an "Official Mod Statement" directed at ya boi the Lemur. In the comments Pablo reminds Paul that technically his Offical Mod Statement was about movies (get rekt Paul). Orca chimes in with complaints that Lemur and Paul should fight this out amongst themselves because it's not revolving around her enough, so Paul vows to make a separate hate post just for Orca (aww this is sweet)
Lemur responds with his own Official Mod Statement alleging that Paul's girlfriend is AI and I don't mean Al Dot. At this point, Community members are officially fed up and sick of mods using the sub to air their own personal grievances
Dr Paul puts an end (??) to the Mod Wars by posting that he and Lemur have agreed to make peace and target Orca instead. Our very own Lady of Orlando orcamills is BANNED from reddit. Paul also announces that the sub will now be pay to play with a 'toll' charged for each post with proceeds going to DTF (Dot therapy foundation). In the comments, Paul and Pablo decide to form a band called TheDootleDots, with Pablo on vocals and bass and Paul doing the trash can drums and harmonies (see FUCK GOD). However, Pablo immediately pulls the football away from Charlie Brown Paul with news that Paul is in violation of the No Liars rule and furthermore is not needed in the Dot Rock band
Jerry (deceased) finally chimes in to stand up for his (ex?) wife (?) Orca
And on the third day the Orca ban is lifted and she hath risen. I think this was where the FUCK GOD comment originated from as well (see FUCK GOD).
Puzzleheaded-Bee-291 is pretty sure this subreddit is part of a simulation/alternate reality created just for them.
(Puzzleheaded-Bee-291: you need to stop breaking the 4th wall or we won't do your simulation anymore, it's a lot of effort and we feel like you're disrespecting all the work we put in by saying the quiet part out loud)
In a turn of events that no one could predict, Pablo announces that is now the Official Sub for FIFA World Cut soccer
What team is Enzo rooting for in the World Cup? Paul wants your opinions but please tread lightly
Pablo offers congrats to team USA
In a turn of events that everyone should have predicted, Pablo announces HEIPointsBetCenter, a community service for placing your FIFA bets.
Orcamills takes over the World Cup Schedule for 6/21/2026 and 6/22/2026
Lemur posts the World Cup schedule for 6/23/2026 due to Orca being BANNED (see MAD WARS)
Vegetable-Sir-89 is about at his limit with this foolishness and suggests that we ban all mods and shut down the sub, so to appease the masses Lemur posts a palate cleanser of a leaked pic from Dottle dots reunion episode hosted by Andy Cohen. This doesn't work as vegetable sir 89 continues to harp about the mods and wants to raise funds to start a revolution
Meanwhile pablo continues with the BetCenter for South Africa v South Korea, and boom180 wants to know which team would each doodle dot support in the world cup
FIFA update for 6/26/2026 by orcamills who also has some messages for the sub that she received while dead and/or banned. First of all she does not appreciate when people comment FUCK GOD (see FUCK GOD). Second of all (tldr)
Charming-Movie wants to know: Dots, what is this country? No one knew it was Brazil. How about this country? Not sure but it was not Brazil.
Pablo chimes in with What Country is this? It was usa
Paul reveals the official album cover for his new band The Doodledots. Album is called FUCK GOD (see MOD WARP, WORLD CUP)
That's all for this time, see you next time on DOJTOGS
Welcome to your June 2026 edition of Dot Jots, a monthly recap of news and happenings in the Doodledots community. Brought to you by WINGSTOP WHOSE WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!
u/pablojueves asks for help from our very own resident Dot Therapist Paul Schmoop. Pablo has a reoccurring dream about Mel, Al Dot and Dilip Rot where things get weird. Sounds like a good movie idea
u/get _outta_mah_swamp wants to know if you think Baxter's punishment for ruining Oscer (sic) Night should have been more severe
u/ginepas is so fucking sick of this sub full of ANTIBA THUGS (something about Baxter)
Who would you pick and why if you were stuck in a prison cell with any dot for the rest of your life? Pablo picks cloud bc cloud is both sexy and chilled out. Cloud wins with 4 votes while Mel, Baxter and Jerry each get three votes.
You can't spell Doodle Dots without TOLEDO. Thank you for reminding us u/ldcaster
u/adfawf3f3f32a issues a tearful plea to LEAVE BAXTER ALONE!, and u/Vaguedplague also requests that some respect is put on Baxter's name
Do Dootle dots ever get diarrhea? u/Gtownnd9591 asking the real questions
Cloud by u/stickered (he's a big cloud guy)
u/pablojueves thinks the Dots deserve a Mayor who is not crippled by fear, and u/grandmamail thinks Cloud is a very disrespectful young lady
u/mymanjake8 does a cross post from our rival sub and gets a little hand slap because we don't need their sloppy seconds. Please post here first.
Is there nothing more to say about Dots? Just kidding, there is, says u/emblemparade
u/Charming-Movie8450 is wondering if there are some new characters. Looks like a block and a pokemon can now be seen in the Dootle Dots logo screen. And btw the pokemon can only say her name (cannot print due to copywrite). Within hours another post with new dots added to the logo screen whose names are (redacted) who can only say their own names as well. And some quotes from the new characters. Manic posting continues for a bit here and here, until u/pablojueves has to step in and say no more (redacted) in this sub, it is for Real Dootle Dots and Support for Our Troops only. And this was all on the first day of the month.
Another day, more new/fake dots from u/Charming-Movie8450. Now we have Letterdots! B and D
u/InevitableBohemian has some bad news about Al Dot. Apparently he was shot by police after waving a gun around and yelling about Pablo. RIP Al. Bohemian is making a documentary about the life of Al Dot and suggests that we honor Al's memory by making a financial contribution to 0a9e04fbc66924ee8def0e6564e9c8c5
New Dot at Boston Childrens Hospital? u/RekWriter thinks maybe
And another New Dot just dropped! by u/elladour, and u/ventin also shares a pic of a new dootlebot (sic), Clam
Our very own fake Dot Howaian Fire "Irie" Jerry aka u/Reasonable-Profile84 drops by to ask if he is the asshole for noticing that Wingstop flavor profiles just are not 'cutting it' anymore and wants to know what everyone else thinks. Gerry also wants to know WHOSE WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and Jerry AINT DEAD AND EVERYTHING IS AS GOD INTENDED WHOSE WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Announcement from u/InevitableBohemian says that Camel cigarettes are the new sponsor of Al Dot Movie: Al Dot: The First Dootledot. Congratulations Camel and Al! (See also CIGARETTE BAN). Later, has found a new Dootledott (sic) on a DnD sub, and even later wants to bring attention to the fact that they are cancelling their HEI subscription due to the fact that Al Dot has not been officially recognized as a real Dot
DOTHOUSE is announced by u/paultheschmoop. Dothouse is a tv show that paul is creating with the backing of Argentinian Activiest Peter Teal. Sounds like a rip off of Summer House. However shortly after this announcement, Paul updates that Mr Teal has gone dead. RIP
u/RekWriter was upset that everyone wasn't fawning over their kid's artwork that was posted LAST MONTH, so they threaten not to show the sub the new products their 'kid' is working on including dootledots chicken nuggets. u/RekWriter also wants to know when Dootle Dot Babies is coming out, no one knows but agrees they are adorable
dootledots is the subject of season 3 for the Rehearsal according to u/luvthelemur, who posts a pic of Nathan Fielder backstage at Dootledots as evidence
Merch post by u/RekWriter who is concerned about knock offs
u/pablojueves submits a patriotic reminder to support our troops, while u/luvthelemur wishes everyone a Happy Pride Month
Our subreddit is awarded "Best Reddit in the World" by President Sir John Biden! Announcement courtesy of white house representative u/emblemparade . Terms and conditions apply
How will the Dots celebrate New years eve? u/tc_tuggers_boy likes to plan ahead
Happy Father's Day to our Patriarch G Amato from u/paultheschmoop
u/orcamills announces Smokin Hot Summer 2026, a community event to celebrate Doodle dots while celebrating TCH concentrates, which are allowed (encouraged even) and not banned (see CIGARETTE BAN)
u/zozeba posts a beautiful poem about doodle dots doodle dots hey hey hey doodle dots
Is r/DoodleDots a safe space for adult fans to explore adult themes? respectfully asks. Comments quickly devolve into smut trade
Move over wattpad and AO3, we have our very own fan fic (erotic NFSW adult only) by . Speaking of AO3, have you ever looked for OCATC content here? I highly recommend that you do not.
New copy pasta just dropped courtesy of . Here it is for your copying convenience:
"My grandnana said the Dots are not real and that I should do myself a favor and go watch Andy Griffith Show and then she dumped a hot bowl of oatmeal over my head and she pointed at me and laughed hysterically. I started crying and she yelled "Whoopsie daisy!" and proceeded to uppercut me right in the balls and I said "Oooof!" and flew backwards and smacked the back of my head on her coffee table, which is made of solid oak. Woke up in the hospital and on the TV was an episode of Andy Griffith and he was rescuing Sam out of a pond. So I know that stupid bitch is lying to me. Am I crazy?"
is looking for someone to loan him $500. He's been contacted by 'New Amato' who falls in love with Lemur and wants to fly him to Lake Havasu so they can live happily ever after (Deb too). The only catch is Lemur has to send him $500 apple gift card for …reasons that are very logical and definitely not a scam. An update from about his 'relationship' with New Amato. Lemur still cant afford the fans card even after selling all of Frank's worldly possessions, but assures 'Mr Amato' that he has one thing left he can try to sell to raise the $$. And that thing apparently is our sister sub that Lemur was given control over by Pablo in an out of cort settlement. (Meanwhile on the other sub, has used trickery to trick Lemur into giving her control over by pretending to be New Amato in the comments and it’s hard to explain just go see for yourself if you need to get that deep in the lore, probably not worth your time tbh) Lemur gives a final update that he has broken up with 'New Amato' and Deb after realizing New is only after $$. Not because New asked him for $500, but for Summer House related reasons.
Frank lets us know that everything is just fine and he is very happy in China with a post titled 'help me'
issues a plea for help when one of our own is in trouble. It's to help Frank….oh no wait it's to help Orca, she needs gas money to track down her wayward husband (?) Pablo and vote for Wayne Newton for gov of NM
posts Send this to a doodland lover (???...okay)
Our generationally cursed proclaims his love for our sub (the sub loves you too Maestetro the Third!)
wants to know why does On Cinema at the Cinema even have a subreddit still? Paul goes on a power tripping frenzy after this post gets over 100 upvotes which is a lot for us dotheads so it goes right to his big head. He then follows up with a poll asking if we should ban all discussion of movies outside of the Doodledots movie. Users vote a resounding YES BAN MOVIE TALK and Paul makes it official
risks it all to post a Spider-Man Brand New Day Spoiler
We might not be allowed to talk movies but we can still talk oscers (see also MOD WARS)
First to speculate on Episode 2 is who posts a synopsis that has Sam walking down the street when (redacted)
is the first to break the bad news that New Amato has deemed the second episode 'too disturbing to be seen'
Then wants to know if we should bring back Dootle Dots. Like make the second episode ourselves.
Who should play the dots in the live action movie? thinks Deb should play Mel
announces that Mark Park has been cast in the live action movie and the title will be Doodledots: The DoodleDots Story
Does anyone have access to Episode 2 of Dootle dots? really wants to see it. Paul is claiming to have the second episode so Pablo polls users to find out if they think should be required to sshare access to episode 2 and users vote YES with a whopping 42 votes. This compels Paul to announce that he will share the episode with anyone who promises not to share with Pablo.
announces that she now has access to all future Dots projects now that she is moderator of (see SCAMS AND RELATIONSHIPS AND RELATIONSHIPS SCAMS), not to be confused with . She posts a lovely photo of Baxter in Too Hot to Dot as a teaser with promises of more unreleased footage to come
Disappointed with episode 2? is because they ignored the life and death of Al Dot (RIP)
Allegations are made by that Dr Paul is lying about having the second episode (See MOD CIVIL WAR)
Even if we know something is bad for us and makes everyone hate us, it can still be very tempting for some of us to indulge. For example, use of AI can be really tempting because you can tell the computer to make you something that you can't make yourself, like a funny picture you could share on the internet, but you might also feel guilty for literally ruining society and also people will hate on you. In our community, the issue was definitely not AI, but rather cigarettes. After some heated debate in the community about the smoking of cigarettes on the subreddit, aka Dr Paul Schmoop declared a ban on cigarettes. And this made life a lot better for all of us.
wants everyone to know that additive free tobacco is fine because it's not as bad for you
The cigarette ban is triggering for some including
Paul wants to remind everyone no smoking
Pablo posts a cool (Kool) retro ad about a penguin smoking cigarettes and would like to remind everyone that Kools are actually a pioneer in family entertainment like doodledots and therefore should be allowed in the sub.
Pablo and Dr Paul agree that cigarette smoke is banned but cigarette branding is ok. , the Chinese oligarch, comments that this is in breech of their contractual agreement from back when they gave Pablo all that money towards the poetry scam in exchange for Frank becoming the spokesperson for their cigs and booze. FAFO Zhiyan
posts a petition to make Camels the official cigarette of Dootle Dots and gets a great discussion going in the comments
Baxter is dead! Alleges , and his death was definitely cigarette/banana peel related!
Baxter is alive! but unlikely to ever be the same! he's in the hospital in Lake Havasu with a snapped spine!
Paul requires our respect! He doesn't appreciate the allegations of being 'fake news' and 'fake doctor' and issues a vague threat that he isn't threatening us but he will call our doctors if necessary.
officially announces the Termination of Agreement between Zhihan Global and our Dot Daddy Pablo (and Frank) due to the sub promoting other cigarette brands. Now we owe them $125,000 and Frank (RIP) is being deported back home. Pablo responds that he will sue them first because that's how it works in America
Pablo has started a SuperPAC to raise $$ to elect New Amato for Arizonia gov so that we do not get taken over by Zihan Global. To donate send all your HEI points directly to Pablo Jueves and boycott cigarettes not made by IGT brands inc
announces a BOYCOTT of Camel brand cigarettes based on something about Al Dot (see NEW/FAKE DOTS)
Our peaceful community was disrupted by internal conflict and infightighting amongst moderators this month. Just as a refresher on the involved parties in case you don't pay attention to their every word like they assume that you do:
Much like the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand (RIP his song Take Me Out is a banger), our moderators began escalating the normal hateful bickering to a heretofore yet unforeseen level when Lemur accuses the good Dr Paul of lying about having the second episode. Lemur provides screenshots of their private conversation as proof, pretty damning evidence.
Paul fires back using the 'h' word against Lemur and pleading with the (other) mods to DO SOMETHING. Pablo does something by posting a poll to see if Liars (aka Paul Schmoop) should be banned from this sub. Users vote YES
Lemur extends an olive branch with a heartfelt apology, and with this, the beef is squashed (or is it). In the comments would like to remind us that this is all about her because apparently she had beef with who isn't even a mod and they also made up.
Lemur has to poke the Paul bear by skirting the movie talk ban with a post about oscers, Which leads Paul to lose his goddamn mind again, making an "Official Mod Statement" directed at ya boi the Lemur. In the comments Pablo reminds Paul that technically his Offical Mod Statement was about movies (get rekt Paul). Orca chimes in with complaints that Lemur and Paul should fight this out amongst themselves because it's not revolving around her enough, so Paul vows to make a separate hate post just for Orca (aww this is sweet)
Lemur responds with his own Official Mod Statement alleging that Paul's girlfriend is AI and I don't mean Al Dot. At this point, Community members are officially fed up and sick of mods using the sub to air their own personal grievances
Dr Paul puts an end (??) to the Mod Wars by posting that he and Lemur have agreed to make peace and target Orca instead. Our very own Lady of Orlando is BANNED from reddit. Paul also announces that the sub will now be pay to play with a 'toll' charged for each post with proceeds going to DTF (Dot therapy foundation). In the comments, Paul and Pablo decide to form a band called TheDootleDots, with Pablo on vocals and bass and Paul doing the trash can drums and harmonies (see FUCK GOD). However, Pablo immediately pulls the football away from Charlie Brown Paul with news that Paul is in violation of the No Liars rule and furthermore is not needed in the Dot Rock band
Jerry (deceased) finally chimes in to stand up for his (ex?) wife (?) Orca
And on the third day the Orca ban is lifted and she hath risen. I think this was where the FUCK GOD comment originated from as well (see FUCK GOD).
is pretty sure this subreddit is part of a simulation/alternate reality created just for them.
(: you need to stop breaking the 4th wall or we won't do your simulation anymore, it's a lot of effort and we feel like you're disrespecting all the work we put in by saying the quiet part out loud)
In a turn of events that no one could predict, announces that is now the Official Sub for FIFA World Cut soccer
What team is Enzo rooting for in the World Cup? wants your opinions but please tread lightly
Pablo offers congrats to team USA
In a turn of events that everyone should have predicted, announces HEIPointsBetCenter, a community service for placing your FIFA bets.
takes over the World Cup Schedule for 6/21/2026 and 6/22/2026
posts the World Cup schedule for 6/23/2026 due to Orca being BANNED (see MAD WARS)
is about at his limit with this foolishness and suggests that we ban all mods and shut down the sub, so to appease the masses Lemur posts a palate cleanser of a leaked pic from Dottle dots reunion episode hosted by Andy Cohen. This doesn't work as continues to harp about the mods and wants to raise funds to start a revolution
Meanwhile pablo continues with the BetCenter for South Africa v South Korea, and wants to know which team would each doodle dot support in the world cup
FIFA update for 6/26/2026 by who also has some messages for the sub that she received while dead and/or banned. First of all she does not appreciate when people comment FUCK GOD (see FUCK GOD). Second of all (tldr)
wants to know: Dots, what is this country? No one knew it was Brazil. How about this country? Not sure but it was not Brazil.
chimes in with What Country is this? It was usa
Paul reveals the official album cover for his new band The Doodledots. Album is called FUCK GOD (see MOD WARP, WORLD CUP)
That's all for this time, see you next time on DOJTOGS
