r/fatsquirrelhate

Now we have to deal with kicking out and prosecuting the nasty occupants

I love this little girl and she's lucky shes adorable but how the hell do I keep her out my deck plants. Completely ruined my strawberry plant.

Indecent exposure right in my backyard?? What has become of this world... I have kids in the house, dammit! Should have called the cops

Then hopped over to private property to make his get away

So fat his dumbass broke it. Look you can even see him attempt to escape from the crime after, not on my watch, I’ve got my evidence right here!

King Lardass (official name) on the first picture is too bold. He attacked and chased off the younger bastards just to get feed for himself. What a disgusting pig

this fat shit was chewing so loudly at my work i couldn’t hear myself think

Saw this little wannabe cowboy in the Public Gardens today. We’re so lucky to have such a great public space populated by such beautiful wildlife. Teach kids young to respect animals, including these guys!

This disgusting creature continues to taunt us during the day and haunt our nightmares while we sleep. I rarely leave my house for fear of attack. I pray each day that someone will rid us of these menaces, but so far my pleas have fallen on deaf ears. Please keep us in your thoughts, my comrades. It may be too late for me.

Fatass seen on Pratt’s campus