r/fatsquirrelhate

Ann Arbor fatty always wants to be fed 😡

Fat fuck eyeballing my snacks while I'm trying to relax at the park today.

As some of you may recall, Pecan sustained some kind of head injury about a month ago. She’s doing SO much better now and has almost no remaining crookedness (by which I mean she’s no longer leaning substantially to one side), but she still likes to lean on me sometimes, which I will happily oblige!

Has forgetfulness ever brought you unintended blessings?

Five times. FIVE TIMES. Just ANY other card, PLEASE.

My husband says I should post this so here you go...

My favorite animal are squirrels and I had a goal to have a squirrel in everv room of the house either hidden or otherwise. Our fallout themed bathroom does not have one and considering fallout merch has nothing squirre related i made my own. I took a clearance mildly beat up ceramic and painted it into vault squirrel

I watched him unwrap that muffin by the dump and eat at it. i’ve never been so disgusted by a rodent in my life. Didn’t even share, didn’t split it, picked the whole thing up & it’s as big as him. but that’d be hard to say since he might as well have other planets orbiting his fatass. Needless to say, no surprise this guy survived winter.

Look at this fat bastard all splayed out and waiting for someone to toss him a peanut

My dad used to say not to feed the squirrels and I quickly found out why… but I love all the little critters and creatures in my backyard and I’m thankful I can feed them all!!! Just wanted to share this silly picture.