r/fatsquirrelhate

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Goose Family Photoshoot Interrupted by Professional Photobombers.

u/HS5N — 3 days ago

Gluttonous Lard Of Rodent

I can’t believe my eyes have been forcefully assaulted by this spherical lardass with its own planetary orbit. Why would this be put on my feed I feel nauseous just looking at this repulsive rotund beast. 🤢

u/Scared-Impact-1760 — 4 days ago

This is unacceptable

This particular obese specimen has decided to get smart. As if it could ever be!

The only intelligence this species manages to learn is new ways to get morbidly obese. They must have a diabetes fetish and when all their limbs fall off only THEN will they be satiated.... When they can no longer move to shovel more garbage down their throat, only then will they know they ate all they possibly could.

Atrocious...

u/Pretend_Blacksmith49 — 11 days ago

Arboreal menace plans to eat entire owl.

Skipped the birdseed, went for the whole bird.

(Credit: Kevin Lohman, Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards)

u/FiglarAndNoot — 11 days ago