r/traaaaaaaaaaaansbians

TL;DR: I had the best sex of my life before going to the E.R. :)

So I’ll start by admitting that yall were right, I am in fact a useless lesbian. Except for last night 😈. So I sorta lied about the meetup being today just in case she saw the post, it was yesterday. I went over to her house and immediately was offered a pot brownie before she sweetly begged her roommate to let me crash there. Permission granted and edible consumed we all pile into one room (several friends visited that day).

Immediately the two of us get right beside each other on the bed, arms and legs slightly touching. Not even caring other people might notice I decide to just enjoy it. Eventually she lays her head right next to me pressing
Against my arm. We proceed to slowly get closer to each other until we’re pretty touchy. Then she points out I’ve accidentally pushed her to the corner of the bed and says my options are scoot or snuggle. And with stoned confidence I chose cuddle.

Right before most friends had headed home so we were quickly left alone, wrapped around each other, high as kites, and listening to psychedelic rock. Eventually we get a bit more handsy and I start producing some, heh, cute reactions from her. Oddly my subby ass liked having control over making her feel good. Before I know it I, a formerly complete sub, am domming her.

And I fucking loved it.

I still don’t know if it was a repeatable event or if it was just the perfect storm of life thoroughly fucking me for months on end til I just wanted to take back control of something, but I just went for it. Not to brag, but I was pretty fucking good at it too. It was several hours of kinky stoned sex to rock and roll with the chains of a leash wrapped around my fingers. Holy shit I felt like a villainess, it was delightful. Afterwards was standard aftercare until we started dozing off.

Then comes the most excruciating pain of my entire life. Starting mild it built until I ended up creeping out of bed and driving to down extra strength Tylenol. It did nothing so I drove myself at 4 am to the E.R. By the time I hit the lobby I was involuntarily groaning in pain as one of my nuts and half my abdomen throbbed. I’ve been beat and it hurt less than this. The docs had to give me fucking morphine and even with that I was still in agony. Thus begins several hours of writhing until the morphine hit
And I was a barely conscious zombie unable to lift my own arm at times.

Docs had to slid a blanket under me and double up to move me. At several points they had to guide my arms just to keep them from falling off the bed. Eventually after several hours of no sleep, food, or water I finally conk out. Woke up to learn they had no clue what happened to me, only knew that it wasn’t immediately life threatening or dangerous. Now I’m home covered in a mix of hickies and my own dried blood (my IVs kept closing) slowly trying to relax.

There’s still a significant amount of pain but not unbearable like before. I can’t walk very fast and have to be careful when shifting in my seat but otherwise I’m good. Poor gal woke up to me having disappeared without grabbing half my stuff until the drugs wore off and I could fill her in on what happened. I don’t think the sex cause it, cause I wasn’t the one getting roughed up and the pain only started 4 hours after, but idk wtf else it could be. Guess I just gotta take it easy the next few days and hope I continue to improve.

So yeah, your girl had one fuckin wild night.

Love girls want girls need girls touch girls cuddle girls hug girls lick girls taste girls talk girls kiss girls listen girls. Cute girls hot girls smart girls amazing girls lovely girls stunning girls femme girls tomboy girls enby girls girls girls all girls.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk. I will continue my research now.

(Figured I might as well do a followup ;3)

I keep my hand beneath your chin, guiding your gaze back to mine with a playful little smile.

“Mm-hmm. There you are. Such a needy little thing, aren't you?”

My fingers slip gently through your hair as I give it an affectionate ruffle, before patting the top of your head.

“Good girl. You know what happens when you ask for affection?”

I lean closer, my voice becoming softer and more teasing.

“You get absolutely spoiled.”

I pull you into my arms again, letting you settle comfortably against me while I shower you with soft kisses and gentle nuzzles. One hand continues stroking your hair while the other gives your cheek a playful little squish.

“That's it. No need to be shy. You can relax.”

I pause, giving you a knowing grin.

“Now... where did my sweet little puppy go? Hmm?”

I give your head another affectionate pat.

“Come here, sweetheart. Stay close, behave yourself, and I'll keep giving you all the cuddles you can handle.”

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