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Mamdani picks viral olive oil bottle designers for $1M city-owned grocery store branding deal
“Our municipal grocery stores should feel like they belong to the neighborhoods they serve — because they do,” Mamdani said in a statement.
Graza Olive oil and magic spoon cereal for the win!
Missing Persian cat
Luna Valentine, went missing October 2nd Friday night. Earlier that day I had to go run a couple of errands so I left Luna with my grandparents. When I had got back home to greet Luna, she was not here. I asked my grandparents of the situation and they both had no clue of what had happened, but the only thing they know was that the door was open to the apartment as well as the front door because of the landlord. When I had asked the landlord, where was my cat he said I haven’t seen her for a couple of days. Luna was not chipped because I never knew that was a thing until not so long ago. Luna was not spayed because she was never around other animals. It was very rare. I’m very protective over her. To my knowledge, I didn’t even know she was pregnant until two weeks before she had given birth. No I was not breeding her. I had left Luna with my brother because he also has Luna’s brother and I feel bad because I keep her isolated from all animals so occasionally, I would bring her over to see her brother so she’s not so lonely. With that situation, my brother has not watched them very carefully unfortunately. As for the kittens, I surrendered them because i wasn’t fit to handle a situation like that and I couldn’t provide them with the proper needs 24/7. Hopefully this clears the air. Luna was taken in by @hollowridge6 and this person has went ghost as soon as they got her off the streets. Please help bring Luna back home.
Noise in the city
Hey guys I just moved to NYC 1 month ago from Ohio and so far I’m loving it. As a New Yorker I really enjoy the city and all the great things that come with it. However the noise here is unbearable.The cars honking their horns, the police/ fire department and ems blasting their sirens, the people talking loud, the neighbors blasting their bashata music, it’s just too much. I’m thinking about starting a petition to make a ordinance so the residents of bed stuy and myself can get some good sleep before heading to my job at Whole Foods
PSA forever discredited, commemorative Mamdanis are for true patriots.
I make $300K in NYC. Which Whole Foods takes food stamps, and what’s the best low income, high crime neighborhood to move to?
I’m looking for an affordable, high crime neighborhood in NYC. I asked ChatEBT and it recommended Brownsville. My only concern is that it might be too gentrified by now
NYers who clubbed in 2015-2020
I am a 32 year old lifelong New Yorker. Back in college (2012-2016) I would go out clubbing with friends and clubs would be PACKED wall to wall. Now I am a working adult but go out periodically and notice clubs are DEAD. Is clubbing not a thing anymore?
how to dispose of nitrous oxide?
i did some looking and all i could find were those SAFE disposable events which i missed the one in my borough and cant travel to the other events bc i work on all of those days. i need this shit out of my house ASAP!!!
where can I get an exorcism in NYC?
I’m Christian (Protestant) but open to a Jewish/Catholic/Shaman situation.
I have really bad issues and I think it could be demons!
Only in LA can you drive 2 miles in 45 minutes, pay $25 to park, and still feel like you got off easy.
Went to a dinner in Silver Lake last night. Left Culver City at 6:45 for a 7:30 reservation. Got there at 7:32. Found parking 4 blocks away for $25 for 2 hours.
Considered this a complete success and spent the first 10 minutes of dinner telling everyone about it like I'd won something.
Nobody at the table thought this was unusual. We all just nodded.
I've lived here for 4 years and I've fully normalized things that would horrify anyone from anywhere else.
Can they move these bikes?
These bikes are an eyesore. Are you allowed to put dozens of bikes on the road and on the sidewalk? and there are people congregating giving each other’s haircuts sleeping on the floor.
Is the city allowed to get rid of these bikes? I’m not trying to be mean in any way, but when you think of the reality, imagine you live right there and there’s 1000 bikes in front of your apartment. It’s kind of not a nice view.
Recommend me a restaurant to sign divorce papers in
Hello! My soon to be ex-husband and I are getting divorced. I filed, so I need him to come here from Philly (where he lives) to sign the papers. We are on just about cordial terms but have not spoken in close to a year. I’d love to find a good spot that ideally has the following:
- will be relatively quiet for lunch on a Sunday afternoon — or at least quiet enough that we can have a conversation without needing to raise our voices. We don’t want that.
- has vegan food. He is vegan—or was when we were together anyway—but more of the “cool interesting vegetables” kind than “fake chicken sandwich” kind.
- mid priced is fine — nice but ideally not super romantic date vibes. Again for obvious reasons.
- is accessible from Penn Station.
Thank you! I’ll be so grateful for any suggestions.
Chaos in the park this Morning
Not really, but I will say, the most dangerous thing I encountered in Central Park this morning was the NYPD.
I don't know if they were mad because the light we were slowing for turned green, or what, but they decided to squeeze a group of riders into the pedestrian lane. We were ahead of them, and they never slowed, just merged right into the group of riders.
Even classier than the ones who used their loudspeaker to yell "try not to kill anyone today."
I must say, 40 years of cycling, and I still haven't killed anyone. So I did what they asked, today and every day.
Can you please drop off your dog
My roommate and I really want to sit on our couch with a dog today if you’re looking for dog free time we are looking for one to pet
Where can I get possessed by a demon in NYC?
Protestant-raised host seeking 24/7 live-in demon to assume full possession of my corporeal vessel. Must be 420 & LGBTQ+ friendly. Any leads?