u/MaestetroThe3rd

My grandnana said the Dots are not real and that I should do myself a favor and go watch Andy Griffith Show and then she dumped a hot bowl of oatmeal over my head and she pointed at me and laughed hysterically. I started crying and she yelled "Whoopsie daisy!" and proceeded to uppercut me right in the balls and I said "Oooof!" and flew backwards and smacked the back of my head on her coffee table, which is made of solid oak. Woke up in the hospital and on the TV was an episode of Andy Griffith and he was rescuing Sam out of a pond. So I know that stupid bitch is lying to me. Am I crazy?

Whether it's from Fema Soccer/Futbol, to the reinstated s******s, to the unbannimg of the resurrected one true Orca (banned), I'm so glad we can all come together as a community and share our love of the Dots together. Love you all. Go fuck yourself, Baxter.

A new Dot in the Dot family named Square and he's shaped like a square or a block, possibly a 4-dimensional cube. And all he does is lecture us on how we're not allowed to have fun because he doesn't agree with it, ala the stiff John Reddit. Would this be allowed or am I way out of line?

And this is concerning. First it was Hawaiian Fire Jerry, who was supposedly choked out by a BB Belt, only to regain consciousness a month later. Then Angle got torn to shreds by a pack of rabid sharks, after he smacked his head on a rocky outcropping while smashing some sick waves with a leaky tummy. Then Dilip Rot died and was resurrected by Toomber. Maestetro froze to death and got dumped in a swamp by his son, Maestetro Jr., my grandpapa and father, respectively. Frank is in China being experimented on, and AL Dot has gone rogue, currently MIA. Doil is still in the ICU with some weird disease that the doctors are still trying to figure out.

Mel, Sam, Cloud and the gang are urging us to pull it together and unite as One, as the One True Dothood. We need to be here for our Brothers and Sisters. Together we are One. Amen!

Hello, friends. I am Maestetro the 3rd, son of Maestetro Jr., and the sole grandchild of Maestetro Sr. My gramps got too drunk one night and froze to death while he was making a Snow Angle in the snow. He was an avid Mel and Angle fan. They really rocked his world. My dad found him the next day and dumped him in the swamp behind our house. While my dad was explaining the situation about grandpapa to this community John Reddit and the Reddit Enforcement Task Force raided our home, roughed up my dad, and took him into custody.

I'm not really sure why he was targeted, as he was just explaining the situation. He tried to file an appeal but the judge tossed it, willy nilly. No questions asked, no answers heard. Corrupt. He's currently missing, lost in the system, and presumed dead. I'm not sure why this is happening to my family besides the fact that John Reddit has a giant boner for making the House of Maestetro suffer. John Reddit is a sadist and he gets his rocks off on suffering. He's a thin-skinned bitch with no sense of humor. As grandpapa would say, "Case closed!" From here on out, I'm taking the reins