u/MaestetroThe3rd

This place smells weird. I smell burnt toast and have the taste of copper in my mouth. It's 94 degrees at night. What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Lemore woke me up, otherwise I would've died. Thank you, Lemor. Right outside Benson, AZ is Tombstone. I know movies aren't allowed here but Tombstone the town in Arizona is super small. It's the size of my closet. Can you imagine a gunfight in my closet? That's fuckin wild. Next stop: Tuscon!

Just walked onto the 10 West. Some asshole yelled "Trump 2028!" and threw a cinderblock at my head and now I

I need a ride back to Los Angeles. After the Flying J fiasco and the ABQ tire blowout I have $50 HEI to my name. I just wanna go home. I left my cat a day worth of food and it's been like 5, at least

Listen up! I just got off the phone with Reddit Customer Support and they informed me that the reason I've been BANNED for the past week is because Pablo reported me to Reddit HQ for not showing up to fight him in the parking lot of the Best Western in Bute, Montana. The reason for this is because the engine in my car exploded on the way there, which I suspect was an act of foul play on behalf of Pablo before he got his stupid foot run over by a train.

So I'm here to announce that I, too, will be joining the fight atop Karate Hill in Ostin, Texas so I can give Pablo the ol' one two buckle my shoe. You opened the wrong can of worms, bubba, and you have unleashed the fucking thunder! And you want to fuck with ME?!

I'm the one who fed my grandpapa a handle of Popov brand vodka and watched him perform the Snow Angle maneuver for his beloved Angle before dumping him into the swamp. I was laughing my ass off until he stopped moving. Then it was shock and fear. I threw my dad under the bus to place the blame on him and now he's disappeared in the Reddit Correctional System. This is all a mess, but truth be told, I feel a great weight lifted off my shoulders. I'm so grateful I can confess here, instead of to the police. Thank you. Love you all

Lemur really dropped the ball on this one. I'm gonna have a word with Plutizer. I'm too busy on Wall Street doing insider trading and money laundering to pay attention. I need a recap and a rundown. All I know is Mel is with child and the sub is haunted by the ghost of Dilip. What the fuck is going on here?!

This has been keeping me up at night and after thorough research I've come to the conclusion that our beloved Dots DO NOT bear offspring as mammals would. Instead, they behave more like reptiles or birds, as in they lay eggs. They inherently only have the capacity for two eggs, which would explain anomalies such as the Doodle Sisters, as well as Angle and Dilip Rot, who were most likely separated soon after hatching. I hope this clears up a lot of the disinformation out there promoted by people such as Qanon and the Clinton syndicate. Love you all and god bless the US

My grandnana said the Dots are not real and that I should do myself a favor and go watch Andy Griffith Show and then she dumped a hot bowl of oatmeal over my head and she pointed at me and laughed hysterically. I started crying and she yelled "Whoopsie daisy!" and proceeded to uppercut me right in the balls and I said "Oooof!" and flew backwards and smacked the back of my head on her coffee table, which is made of solid oak. Woke up in the hospital and on the TV was an episode of Andy Griffith and he was rescuing Sam out of a pond. So I know that stupid bitch is lying to me. Am I crazy?

Whether it's from Fema Soccer/Futbol, to the reinstated s******s, to the unbannimg of the resurrected one true Orca (banned), I'm so glad we can all come together as a community and share our love of the Dots together. Love you all. Go fuck yourself, Baxter.

A new Dot in the Dot family named Square and he's shaped like a square or a block, possibly a 4-dimensional cube. And all he does is lecture us on how we're not allowed to have fun because he doesn't agree with it, ala the stiff John Reddit. Would this be allowed or am I way out of line?

And this is concerning. First it was Hawaiian Fire Jerry, who was supposedly choked out by a BB Belt, only to regain consciousness a month later. Then Angle got torn to shreds by a pack of rabid sharks, after he smacked his head on a rocky outcropping while smashing some sick waves with a leaky tummy. Then Dilip Rot died and was resurrected by Toomber. Maestetro froze to death and got dumped in a swamp by his son, Maestetro Jr., my grandpapa and father, respectively. Frank is in China being experimented on, and AL Dot has gone rogue, currently MIA. Doil is still in the ICU with some weird disease that the doctors are still trying to figure out.

Mel, Sam, Cloud and the gang are urging us to pull it together and unite as One, as the One True Dothood. We need to be here for our Brothers and Sisters. Together we are One. Amen!

Hello, friends. I am Maestetro the 3rd, son of Maestetro Jr., and the sole grandchild of Maestetro Sr. My gramps got too drunk one night and froze to death while he was making a Snow Angle in the snow. He was an avid Mel and Angle fan. They really rocked his world. My dad found him the next day and dumped him in the swamp behind our house. While my dad was explaining the situation about grandpapa to this community John Reddit and the Reddit Enforcement Task Force raided our home, roughed up my dad, and took him into custody.

I'm not really sure why he was targeted, as he was just explaining the situation. He tried to file an appeal but the judge tossed it, willy nilly. No questions asked, no answers heard. Corrupt. He's currently missing, lost in the system, and presumed dead. I'm not sure why this is happening to my family besides the fact that John Reddit has a giant boner for making the House of Maestetro suffer. John Reddit is a sadist and he gets his rocks off on suffering. He's a thin-skinned bitch with no sense of humor. As grandpapa would say, "Case closed!" From here on out, I'm taking the reins