Blood Exarchs seem to have been buffed, and Blood Maggots are still the lovable Tier 6 Units they’ve always been. Even though Vampires may not be able to go on, Blood Parasites are here to stay.
No nerf in the world could ever make me not Love U, Age of Wonders 4. Thank u for all the fun, and all the fun to come.
And thank u, Love U 4 reading
— The Maggot Man
The Devs of Wonders, especially everyone in Community Management, has simply outdone themselves with the easter-eggacious dispensation of these simply marvelously wondrous Adventure Posts.
The posts, just like S4 Hype Month has done each and every day, are intensifying at such an enjoyable pace. I hunger for what these Adventure Posts are set to reveal even more than I hunger in the early mornings for my breakfast corpse.
Hope you all are enjoying the Adventure Posting of Wonders as much as I am. Every fiber of my chunky, technically undead being is more than enthused.
thank u for reading, Community of Wonders, Love U Very Much
— The Maggot Man
Spooky, scary Blood Maggots/
send shivers down your spine/
Shrieking Bats will shock your soul/
seal your doom tonight.
I cannot help but desperately want for Spooky Month 2026 to kick off, though I know all that awaits me is a bit more waiting. Even more than Spooky Month itself, I’m excited for the immediately preceding polls that’ll gently and lovingly hint to us what’s going to be what. S3’s was fantastic, and S4 shall be as well very shortly.
Hope u all enjoy S4 polls as much as The Maggot Man will. thank u, Love U
S4 Hype Month is ramping up rather nicely, with the days, hours, minutes, and seconds of September ‘26 all counting down to the magical time, the magical occasion, the magical S4.
The Devs of Wonders are hard at work, fastidiously, fanatically, and fantastically doing to water what has been done to the underground, and hopefully this post may commemorate the effort they’ve put in over the long months since S3.
thank u all for reading, and Love u 5ever
— The Maggot Man
The First Update is gonna be water, that’s the major vibe. It’s just south of certain. The Maggot Man has been vibe checked, and The Maggot Man now knows that he knows.
The Second DLC, however, being whatever it may be, will be flanked by the Maggot Update. Not only will you be able to recruit Blood Maggots after building the Blood Altar SPI, but also Hero Vampires have access to unique Scarlet Plague related perks on their Lesser Vampire trees. There’ll be other, very important, very good fixes that will come as well, rest assured.
thank u for reading my ramblings, Love u all very much
Happy S4 Hype Month
Age of Wonders 4 has some pretty tubular maggots, so I have high hopes for Afterworld.
Welcome to The Maggotpocalypse
may the Most Wonderous Memer win
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uuuuuggggghhhhh
THE WAIT IS SLAYING ME
like a dragon I WWWAAAAIIIILLLLL
the sword of time pierces my impatient heart
Wherefore art thou, Season 4? Wherefore art thou, o’ Hearts of the People of Wonders?
Me and the rest of the Maggots hunger for more the gnaw on, more to infect, and more to, yes, gnaw and chew and bite and MAUL
hoot hoot hoot?
hoot hoot!
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secret spells? uh, yeah, teach me the one that makes it June 16th, 2026
THANKS
also thank u, Love u
HELLO, EVERYNYAN!!!!1!!!11!1!11!!
hope ur as excited as me
thank u, Love u
Here in my garage… I just bought this brand new Lamborghini.
But you know what I like a lot more than materialistic things?
K. N. O. W. L. E. D. G. E.
In fact, I’m a lot more proud of these seven new tomeshelves that I had to get installed to hold the six new tomes that I bought.
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