u/MarbleManxx

Turns out it’s a pair of pants someone decided not to buy, and they didn’t want to take it back to its correct spot.

This little sh*t gave me the scare of my life after a long shift at work. I decided to try giving her dragon fruit in her nightly salad because she’s never had it and I like to give her new things to try. She decides she doesn’t like it and moves it out of her bowl, so I thought that was that. I’m watching her eat and I notice she has a white mark on her eye. Just like when I’m sick, I turn to Dr. Google, and these are the options it gives me: Cataracts or a corneal ulcer. She’s just a year old so I rule out cataracts and that just leaves a corneal ulcer which Google tells me can become fatal.

I’m panicking and calling every urgent care vet in my area asking if they can take exotics while simultaneously trying to calculate the financial ruin this will put me in after her last vet bill. I keep getting told they don’t see rabbits, so I’m setting up her carrier to take her to another state to a vet that said they can see her, and I take another look in her eye and notice that the white spot has moved. I lure her closer with a treat and gently brush my thumb under her eye to make her blink and it moves again. I take a closer look and realize she has that damned dragon fruit in her eye. While she’s munching on her treat, I’m cussing her out in five different languages for the heart attack.

She’s never getting dragon fruit again.