Intern did nothing but scroll on his phone all week, pushed more than the whole team
CTO at an 8 person startup. We got a new intern three weeks ago and by Wednesday of week one, two of my engineers already started complaining bc the kid was on his phone for the whole day.
Friday I pull up the repo to prep sprint review and he has 6 merged PRs. The next highest on the team was 4. And they weren't junk PRs either, a full test suite for our worst module and three bug fixes from the backlog. Talked to him last night and he shows me he connected an AI agent (folk AI I think) to our codebase with codex and he could push features and solve bugs through text messages.
He texts it a backlog ticket, runs in the cloud, comes back with a diff, he reviews it on his phone, requests changes by text, and only sits at his desk to do final review and merge.
Kids are not real these days.