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Grabbed the Large Size for the 25g protein. Cooked in the oven.

The box promises a tidy domed crust; mine came out a little rustic. Taste wise: solid gravy, real chunks of beef, carrots/potatoes held up.

Verdict: would buy again.

Heads up on the label too ; that 460 cal / 640mg sodium is per 1-cup serving, and this pie is bigger than one cup. The 25g protein is the only number quoted per whole pie.

Picked these up because they were cheap.

Air fried 12 of them. Surprisingly crispy. The filling ratio is a little light, but at least every roll contained actual pizza and not just a whisper of pepperoni dust. The crust got golden and crunchy without exploding molten lava across my mouth.

Flavor wise they’re about 85% of a Totino’s Pizza Roll at maybe 60% of the price. Not life changing, not gourmet, but absolutely capable of disappearing while standing in the kitchen at 11:47 PM wondering where your life went.