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LeBron to 76rs??????
what will it mean for Chris
u/MattHeimiller — 16 hours ago
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RIP 🪦
some years ago after midnight on a work trip to philly, I wandered to the rocky statue to get some air and escape from the group air bnb
it’s deserted, i find myself at the nearby wawa for a sandwich
the clerk asks me if i wanted to hook up after she got off her shift
unknowingly following in the footsteps of the master
in the bible, a christophany, is an appearance of the Christ pre incarnate- similarly i like to think of Dick Wood as a kind of Pre-CR, presaging our man, a shadow of his virtues, building an institution pointing to the coming of the big sandwich himself
a kind of Chris-tophany
u/MattHeimiller — 11 days ago
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Of course this was gonna hit the CR heads eventually
Lmao, the writer is clearly the kind of fan who has been around too long. Almost like an LLM scraped all the regular isms and patterns of the show and processed them into this
the number of Kaya pulls is where his expertise really shines
(I enjoyed it, the boys can take a ribbing)
“the Spotify comments from fans with parasocial delusions of someday buying me a michelada” - that’s us 💀
u/MattHeimiller — 1 month ago