Breaking up is hard to do
Wendy’s, I have been with you since the 80’s but I’m afraid it’s time we go our separate ways. You used to be amazing. In fact, up until recently I had a lot of love for you. You changed my buns, you started putting those weird pickles on everything, you changed the spicy chicken sandwich (not for the better, and you decided to also put those weird pickles on there. Not an upgrade), leaf lettuce be gone, hello shreds. You do know that shreds end up everywhere except in your mouth? Also, my “on the way home from work late” Wendy’s has had no lettuce for 2 weeks. Fix your shit, yes there’s a shortage, blah blah blah. If you don’t play the game, you get left behind. Call me after you seek some therapy and fix your internal issues. In the meantime Culver’s will be getting a lot more of my money.