The Sedition. Defense Forces Protects Metropolis From Ayatollah Out
On this beautiful holiday, the Sedition Defense Forces, alongside the United States of Deepwater, formed up to defend Metropolis from the Ayatollah Out regime and its various proxies.
The operation was a beautiful display of logistics, teamwork, and coordination. The result? The Ayatollah forces spent most of the evening doing what they do best: sitting safely docked in station.
The Ayatollah proxies, otherwise known as the Amarrolah militia, didn't fare much better. They, too, found themselves confined to their naval bases while the skies over greater Metropolis remained firmly under SDF control.
Special recognition goes to our great tech HIPPA and our cutting-edge, instantaneous Osprey-based repair technology. Thanks to his efforts, every important Metenox objective was successfully repaired.
The highlight of the evening came when the Ayatollah coalition attempted to escalate but made the unfortunate decision to bridge in roughly 300 kilometers away from the Metenox. Apparently cyno placement remains a developing technology for the regime. That extra distance gave HIPPA all the time needed to finish repairs. By the time the SDF landed on grid looking for a fight, the enemy decided that discretion was the better part of valor and rapidly returned to the safety of their station.
SDF forces camping Ayatollah Out in the station
Our superior lancer technology, courtesy of David's Lance, also known as Abraham's Lance, proved highly effective at keeping them exactly where they wanted to be: inside. Meanwhile, their Mimatarian drone technology and cruise missile platforms failed to achieve any meaningful strategic objectives.
At that point, we simply camped them in place using superior lancer technology while they explored innovative new docking mechanics, logoff tactics, and self-preservation strategies. They engaged even in low levels of copium due to their oppression of black rise and not getting any content complaining staying up till 3am and proceeding to stay docked.
Later in the evening, one of their proxy groups decided that attacking one of our POCOs with capitals was a fantastic idea. We respectfully disagreed, conducted a drive-by on their dreadnought, and removed it from the field with extreme efficiency.
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Overall, we defended every objective that mattered. Maybe a POCO changed hands for a little while, but those are replaceable. Strategic objectives were secured, enemy escalations failed, and morale remained high.
We've also heard reports of growing frustration within the Ayatollah coalition after spending most of Independence Day docked up instead of fighting. If true, that's unfortunate, but perhaps next timer they'll undock.