u/Mind_of_the_Ancients

I have plenty of time, but is there a country or province where this would be allowed? I feel like where I live in Southern California it might be frowned upon, maybe even illegal. How can we make this happen friends? I would even allow you to do the you know what with the piss and all. I think I have at least another 40 years to go so plenty of time to make this a reality.