u/Minimum_Dealer_3303

I think Robert didn't understand the double entendre in the "Surrey with a lunatic fringe on top." headline he quoted, because he explains that "Surrey is a suburb in England" but doesn't mention that Chicks and ducks and geese beter scurry When I take you out in the surrey When I take you out in the surrey with the fringe on top! Watch thet fringe and see how it flutters When I drive them high-steppin' strutters Nosey pokes'll peek through their shutters and their eyes will pop! The wheels are yeller, the upholstery's brown, the dashboard's genuine leather WIth i sin-glass curtains y'can roll right down, in case there's a change in the weather Two bright side lights winkin' and blinkin' Ain't no finer rig, I'm a thinkin' You c'n keep yer rig if you're thinkin' 'at keer to swop Fer that shiny little surrey with the fringe on the top!