u/MisandryTwink

He's sooo boring. Wow this grizzled merc has a scar and a revolver? He has a dead family? He's old but his cybernetics keep him a tough trained killer? He got beat as a kid? Shut the fuckkkk uppppp.

Zero plot relevance (completely interchangeable for any other merc). Zero character growth or arc. Zero narrative resolution. Dies like a bitch early. Literally just the world's most boring white boy wagie

Also shocker that fans are for some weird reason obsessed with him and love larping their nates as him. "He's a foiiil!!" No, he is literally not. He is a contrivance made of the most generic hallmarks of his archetype

fuck the troops

you could be in a legion camp, or making slag scrap in the pitt. Chilling in paradise falls with the boys. You could be in a NCR prison, or an enclave test subject. Ghoul held by stoners in a super duper mart (was the vibe there that rads heal ghouls so theyre like harvesting and regenning organs from them? Or what). Or you could be a synth i guess. Probably a buncha others too idk. Nuka world serf. Elijah's 11.

Also lol does anyone else vaguely remember a bunch of YouTube content of people murdering this literal 16 year old child in increasingly looney toons ass ways. Why was that a thing

major knight of the long knives

convince me otherwise

What shape of chemhead. I'm a dissociatives girly personally so maybe med-x? Probably more so just feels like morphine but that's gotta be pretty nice in the fucking apocalypse I bet

chattel slavery but they clearly have some stuff going on

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don't say legion the skirts are lowkey giving amazon basics femboys. I think it's probably the Brotherhood. You are just not gonna convince me that that many pent up freaky knights of the round table jocks aren't banging in the showers. God knows all their women are gay so how else are you gonna get laid. "Ohhh but they don't approve of gay relationships they have a small gene pool they have to reproduce" gay men have been having a dozen children while still happily slamming their homeboys on the side since the dawn of civilization i promise you this

And they were all best friends and you could also be best friends with them and actually theyre really nice people once you get past the raping and cannibalism and maybe you shouldnt be so quick to judge huh you ever think about that. They work hard to get those drugs

you stole a can of cram from a caravan baron to feed your starving family and got arrested by the rangers and have now been breaking your back for 15 years as literal slave labor risking your life daily to blast rail lines for the ncr with 10 more years before you're eligible for parole because they charged you as a gang member since you're from the bad side of the hub

and you hear an enlightened centrist saying that taxes are what makes the ncr evil but at least they're not slavers