u/Mission_Albatross838

How do u beat robo-ky (fuck axl btw)

I’ve wasted enough time reading dustloop just to still lose like 9/10 of my games against any Axl that I know I’m better off asking this here. Despite knowing the matchup against axl I realized that all my effort was useless because u just lose anyway since he can react to anything from fullscreen. Its almost like you’re an easy mode CPU in a single player game waiting for the actual player (axl) to beat u.

Anyway it’s difficult to stay interested in labbing roboky when he has the 193848th slop ressource mechanic where u start with almost full ressources and therefore theres literally no drawback to using ur bullshit positive moves.

Pls someone explain how I’m supposed to deal with aimbot fireball with 0 startup that’s impossible to low profile or jump over. How am I supposed to defend when every single normal has a built-in anti-fuzzy that takes zero skill, and when he has a fkn 5 frame command grab. Dont say DP because I DONT HAVE A DP.

Also what the fuck do i do in neutral, and pls dont say dash block because I CANT DASH BLOCK.

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u/Mission_Albatross838 — 17 hours ago

Hitler spotted in open park (what a surprise he plays potemkin)

I ran into a potemkin player earlier in open park and as usual when I play video games I try to have fun but I was quickly reminded by the creature that it was impossible to enjoy a match against a character this broken and that fighting him will always feel like dying from a terminal disease.

Fuck playing the fighting game like a normal human being right? No lets do wakeup pot buster, roundstart potbuster, let’s make sure to tbag before wallbreak, etc.

Idk what kind of fun I was expecting from rematching a potemkin but I quickly realized I was being delusional and decided to Afk to make it end sooner

The gorilla saw this as a sign to keep stalling the game when I wasn’t even playing anymore and kept acting even more disrespectfully instead of just taking his win.

Once this cancer game was finally over, I left the cabinet and needless to say I was not surprised at all when I saw the avatar the creature had made to represent themselves, adolf hitler

u/Mission_Albatross838 — 16 days ago

We need more hate posting about Anji Mito, the most carried character in ranked.

Even in Diamond 3, his players just mash the spinning move in neutral despite getting thrown out of it 50 times. They’ve never learned how to do anything else since the move plays the game for you with 0 consequences. Somehow they still end up winning most of their games with this strategy because the character refuses to die.

To balance him I propose that the first time he gets thrown, it will break his glasses and add a 10% chance of him tripping and dealing damage to himself when he spins :)

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u/Mission_Albatross838 — 1 month ago