u/MistySurgeX2

Behold, the culmination of a 3-hour long solo escalation mission

and I turned everything blue by learning how logistics work for the first time

I FEEL SO FREE WITH AN EMPTY BORROW SLOT

Vodka: The Driller, likes 'cool' stuffs, I think she will simultaneously be both fascinated by the CRISPR flamethrower, and in a quite literally cool sense, the Cryo cannon. Has a slight feud with Daiwa Scarlet. Might ragebait her with the C4 at the end but she isn't unlike a very certain someone in this list.

Kitasan Black: Easy guess. What can I say to the most altruistic class for the most altruistic member of team Spica? She and Teio as a scout would go hand in hand like a well-oiled machine mining Nitra from the ceiling from god fucking knows where with incredible hihg speed. Somehow, unlike both Dwarves AND her teammates, she mastered the art of trigger discipline like a natural prodigy (unbelievable).

Mejiro Mcqueen: I think she'd especially be the type to hate bugs, and that's damn well already good enough a reason for her to rock up and rev the Lead Storm minigun. The primary target of Gold Ship's antics, thankfully while most scout mains like Teio, Daiwa, and Suzuka, McQueen could use a shield. It won't stop the amount of plans Gold Ship can come up with that break the 32-bit integer limit.

Special Week: Will get drunk on beer before every mission to satiate the black hole void of entrophic nothingness we call her belly. Will still be under Oguri Cap under the glutton contest (Legend has it that Oguri and Karl were the only two people to drink a Blackout Stout, be sober, and make it out alive. In an Elite Deep Dive.)

Tokai Teio: The team player scout. Will light up the caves for you, travel into another fucking dimension entirely with her trusty grappling hook, and returns suddenly after disappearing in 5 minutes- ANNNNND there goes Teio dying to fall damage because her grappling hook didn't recharge on time while in the air. Not to worry, Kitasan Black likes to stick with Teio nearby so she'll get revived and back up and running in a jiffy. Management is seriously considering her a promotion for the duo.

Silence Suzuka: Despite her contrary green colors, she's the scout that will truly dissapear, and then suddenly teleport to your line of sight several minutes later. For some reason she uses the Dash perk on scout eventhough it's the least necessary perk for her class. Guess she can't help with running away like a certain old-aged American man who nearly died jumping on a fence thinking it was a car.

Daiwa Scarlet: VERY faster scout running at incredible hihg speed. Imagine Teio but amped to 11 and slightly more selfish. Her sole reason for it is with her rivalry with Vodka to disprove each other in an endless charade of Driller and Scout relations: an unstoppable force versus an immovable object that even Karl can't mine himself out of.

Gold Ship: Griefer. No doubt about it. WILL C4 a scout upon extracting to the drop pod. WILL C4 the entire team at the start of the mission. WILL intentionally 360-noscope a Fat boy up poor McQueen. She is not bound to morals nor does not flinch at torture. God save Spica, for no one else can.

Trainer/Mission Control: "Oh my aching head...! Would you lugs please bloody focus...?"

Everyone: "W E ' R E R I C H !"

I was booting up Nuclear Option for a free testflight of the AB-4 Alkyon at 12am on a Sunday night to see what its variable sweep wings could do, decided to try to nuke the Shard corvette in the free flight- oh shit gotta evade and jam OH MY GOD THE NUKE DETONATED and then on COMPLETE ACCIDENT I paused to open the camera editor, which paused the game and then I see a shining ray of light the Alkyon and the nuke gave off; the most defining moment over my experience since the past 2 weeks of playing this game.

This ain't no high-altitude weather balloon, this is THE plane: A machine of war to continue war to end war. This shit is nuclear fire; the Nuclear Option.