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Ye baat hai ek summer camp ki jab main shayad 13 saal ka tha.
Hamare swimming sessions chal rahe the aur uss din last day tha, to sab full masti mode mein water volleyball khel rahe the.

Sab kuch normal chal raha tha until… accidentally main pool ke deep side mein chala gaya.
Aur upar se kisi ne mazaak-mazaak mein mujhe dhakka bhi de diya 💀

Agle hi second main deep pool ke literally beech mein tha.

Ab scene ye tha ki mujhe properly swimming nahi aati thi.
Main panic mein bas paani mein tadap raha tha, chhote-chhote jumps maar raha tha taaki somehow upar reh paun… but sabko lag raha tha ki main bhi game enjoy kar raha hoon 😭

Sab log volleyball mein busy the aur kisi ne notice hi nahi hua ki banda actually doob raha hai.

Phir ek point aisa aaya jahan mera brain literally sunn pad gaya.
Mujhe samajh hi nahi aa raha tha ki ho kya raha hai.
Chest mein itna pressure aur dard ho raha tha, saans nahi li ja rahi thi… aur honestly uss moment laga ki bas game over hai ☠️

Main abhi bhi jumps maar raha tha continuously…

Tabhi ek bhaiya door se mujhpe chillate hain:

“Kya kar raha hai? Sab idhar khel rahe hain aur tu alag maze kar raha hai” 😭

Aur pata nahi kyun, uss awaaz se mera brain ekdum snap back kar gaya.
Maine bas apna haath unki taraf badhaya 🤚

Aur thankfully unhe samajh aa gaya ki scene serious hai.
Wo turant mere paas aaye aur mujhe bahar nikaal liya.

Ngl…
uss din asli mein g fat gayi thi 😭🙏

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Ye baat hai ek summer camp ki jab main shayad 13 saal ka tha.
Hamare swimming sessions chal rahe the aur uss din last day tha, to sab full masti mode mein water volleyball khel rahe the.

Sab kuch normal chal raha tha until… accidentally main pool ke deep side mein chala gaya.
Aur upar se kisi ne mazaak-mazaak mein mujhe dhakka bhi de diya 💀

Agle hi second main deep pool ke literally beech mein tha.

Ab scene ye tha ki mujhe properly swimming nahi aati thi.
Main panic mein bas paani mein tadap raha tha, chhote-chhote jumps maar raha tha taaki somehow upar reh paun… but sabko lag raha tha ki main bhi game enjoy kar raha hoon 😭

Sab log volleyball mein busy the aur kisi ne notice hi nahi hua ki banda actually doob raha hai.

Phir ek point aisa aaya jahan mera brain literally sunn pad gaya.
Mujhe samajh hi nahi aa raha tha ki ho kya raha hai.
Chest mein itna pressure aur dard ho raha tha, saans nahi li ja rahi thi… aur honestly uss moment laga ki bas game over hai ☠️

Main abhi bhi jumps maar raha tha continuously…

Tabhi ek bhaiya door se mujhpe chillate hain:

“Kya kar raha hai? Sab idhar khel rahe hain aur tu alag maze kar raha hai” 😭

Aur pata nahi kyun, uss awaaz se mera brain ekdum snap back kar gaya.
Maine bas apna haath unki taraf badhaya 🤚

Aur thankfully unhe samajh aa gaya ki scene serious hai.
Wo turant mere paas aaye aur mujhe bahar nikaal liya.

Ngl…
uss din asli mein g fat gayi thi 😭🙏

W Bhaiya fr

Fas fas poocho

Aaj daddy ji ne mujhe thoda late jagaya aur khud office ke liye nikal gaye. Main aaram se utha, paani piya, brush kiya aur fresh hone chala gaya. Sab normal chal raha tha, but.......

Kaam khatam karne ke baad jaise hi maine dhone ke liye jet spray on kiya… USKA TAP HI HAATH MEIN AA GAYA 💀
Aur poora washroom swimming pool ban gaya.

Situation itni kharab ho gayi thi ki main literally ussi paani mein naha liya 😭
Mujhe samajh hi nahi aa raha tha kya karun, paani kaise roku.

Tabhi mujhe yaad aaya ki ghar mein ek extra tap lever rakha hai. Maine plumber ban ke usko temporary tap ki tarah fit kar diya. Kaam toh kar gaya… but ab usme se thoda-thoda se thoda zyada paani tapak raha hai

Aur upar se hamara western toilet bhi old-style wala hai, toh saara paani seedha commode ke andar jaa raha hai jaise koi waterfall feature ho 😭

Finally daddy ji ko call karke sab bata diya. Main toh mentally ready tha ki phone ke andar se belt nikal ke seedha padega.
But IDK why, daddy ji surprisingly bohot chill nikle. Bas bole plumber unc ko bhej raha hoon.

Ab plumber unc ka wait ho raha hai aur main yahan apni life choices reconsider kar raha hoon. Dekhte hain aage kya hota hai 💀

Aaj daddy ji ne mujhe thoda late jagaya aur khud office ke liye nikal gaye. Main aaram se utha, paani piya, brush kiya aur fresh hone chala gaya. Sab normal chal raha tha, but.......

Kaam khatam karne ke baad jaise hi maine dhone ke liye jet spray on kiya… USKA TAP HI HAATH MEIN AA GAYA 💀
Aur poora washroom swimming pool ban gaya.

Situation itni kharab ho gayi thi ki main literally ussi paani mein naha liya 😭
Mujhe samajh hi nahi aa raha tha kya karun, paani kaise roku.

Tabhi mujhe yaad aaya ki ghar mein ek extra tap lever rakha hai. Maine plumber ban ke usko temporary tap ki tarah fit kar diya. Kaam toh kar gaya… but ab usme se thoda-thoda se thoda zyada paani tapak raha hai

Aur upar se hamara western toilet bhi old-style wala hai, toh saara paani seedha commode ke andar jaa raha hai jaise koi waterfall feature ho 😭

Finally daddy ji ko call karke sab bata diya. Main toh mentally ready tha ki phone ke andar se belt nikal ke seedha padega.
But IDK why, daddy ji surprisingly bohot chill nikle. Bas bole plumber unc ko bhej raha hoon.

Ab plumber unc ka wait ho raha hai aur main yahan apni life choices reconsider kar raha hoon. Dekhte hain aage kya hota hai 💀

Sunday tha to maine aur mere dosto ne socha casual cricket match khelte hain. 6 over ka game set hua.

Teams kuch aisi thi:

Team A:

• Ek 12 y/o
• Ek 14 y/o
• Ek 16 y/o

Team B:

• Main (16)
• Ek aur 16 y/o
• Aur ek 33 y/o bhaiya 💀

Toss hua, aur maine fielding choose kar li

Match start hote hi meri team ne fielding mein akhand baxodi karna chalu kar di.
Kisi ko catch pakadna nahi, kisi ko ball rokni nahi. Ek bande ne to ball ko literally pair ke neeche se jaane diya aur bolta “bhai sunlight aa rahi thi aankhon mein”.

Finally mujhe hi gussa aaya aur maine khud hi teeno wickets nikale. Warna lag raha tha 6 over mein 100 bana dete ye log.

End of innings:
Team A: 58 runs

Ab batting aayi hamari.

Aur yahan se asli horror story shuru hoti hai.

Maine socha teammates ko pehle bhej deta hu, main end mein handle kar lunga.
(Instant regret.)

33 y/o bhaiya aaye crease par aur 7 ball mein 1 run bana ke out 💀

Doosra banda aaya, usne 6 ball mein 1 run banaya aur phir bola, “Bhai foot mein dard ho raha hai, tu hi khel le.”

BHAI WHAT 😭

Us moment pe mujhe samajh aa gaya tha ki ye match nahi, solo survival challenge hai.

Phir main aaya batting pe. Pata nahi kaise, lekin dheere dheere boundaries nikalni start kari.

Aur idhar meri team boundary line pe chips kha rahi thi.😭

Aakhri over tak match almost nikal diya tha maine.
Total 54 runs bana diye akela.

Fir jaise hi winning shot maarne gaya… seedha catch out 😭

Final score:
Team B: 56 runs

Sunday tha to maine aur mere dosto ne socha casual cricket match khelte hain. 6 over ka game set hua.

Teams kuch aisi thi:

Team A:

• Ek 12 y/o
• Ek 14 y/o
• Ek 16 y/o

Team B:

• Main (16)
• Ek aur 16 y/o
• Aur ek 33 y/o bhaiya 💀

Toss hua, aur maine fielding choose kar li

Match start hote hi meri team ne fielding mein akhand baxodi karna chalu kar di.
Kisi ko catch pakadna nahi, kisi ko ball rokni nahi. Ek bande ne to ball ko literally pair ke neeche se jaane diya aur bolta “bhai sunlight aa rahi thi aankhon mein”.

Finally mujhe hi gussa aaya aur maine khud hi teeno wickets nikale. Warna lag raha tha 6 over mein 100 bana dete ye log.

End of innings:
Team A: 58 runs

Ab batting aayi hamari.

Aur yahan se asli horror story shuru hoti hai.

Maine socha teammates ko pehle bhej deta hu, main end mein handle kar lunga.
(Instant regret.)

33 y/o bhaiya aaye crease par aur 7 ball mein 1 run bana ke out 💀

Doosra banda aaya, usne 6 ball mein 1 run banaya aur phir bola, “Bhai foot mein dard ho raha hai, tu hi khel le.”

BHAI WHAT 😭

Us moment pe mujhe samajh aa gaya tha ki ye match nahi, solo survival challenge hai.

Phir main aaya batting pe. Pata nahi kaise, lekin dheere dheere boundaries nikalni start kari.

Aur idhar meri team boundary line pe chips kha rahi thi.😭

Aakhri over tak match almost nikal diya tha maine.
Total 54 runs bana diye akela.

Fir jaise hi winning shot maarne gaya… seedha catch out 😭

Final score:
Team B: 56 runs

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Ye baat 2022 ki hai. Mere bhaiya doggy ko normal walk pe leke gaye the. Sab kuch peacefully chal raha tha. Fir raste mein ek unc mil gaye jo jaan pehchaan ke the, to bhaiya unse khade hoke baat karne lag gaye.

Tabhi pata nahi kahan se ek khali-level physique wali, dikhne mein saand jaisi cow full speed mein aati hai aur bina warning diye bhaiya pe peeche se hamla kar deti hai.

Bhaiya literally hawa mein udd gaye aur seedha un unc ke upar jaake gire
Doggy vo WWE ka match dekhke wahan se bhaag gaya😭

Thankfully kisi ko serious chot nahi lagi, bas bhaiya ki butt mein 2-3 din tak dard raha tha😛

Lekin trauma aisa mila hai ki aaj bhi road pe vo cow dikh jaaye toh bhaiya automatically defensive stance le lete hain jaise boss fight start hone wali ho

Ye baat 2022 ki hai. Mere bhaiya doggy ko normal walk pe leke gaye the. Sab kuch peacefully chal raha tha. Fir raste mein ek unc mil gaye jo jaan pehchaan ke the, to bhaiya unse khade hoke baat karne lag gaye.

Tabhi pata nahi kahan se ek khali-level physique wali, dikhne mein saand jaisi cow full speed mein aati hai aur bina warning diye bhaiya pe peeche se hamla kar deti hai.

Bhaiya literally hawa mein udd gaye aur seedha un unc ke upar jaake gire
Doggy vo WWE ka match dekhke wahan se bhaag gaya😭

Thankfully kisi ko serious chot nahi lagi, bas bhaiya ki butt mein 2-3 din tak dard raha tha😛

Lekin trauma aisa mila hai ki aaj bhi road pe vo cow dikh jaaye toh bhaiya automatically defensive stance le lete hain jaise boss fight start hone wali ho

‎Edihh: Phir uske baad jab bhaiya apne pairoon pe khade huye to unhe us cow pe bahut gussa aaya, aur vo usse ladne lage, uske seeng choote the aur bhaiya ne vo pakad liye aur usse ladne lage kuch 15 seconds tak, tab vo us cow ko hara to nahi paaye likin apne aap ko hit bhi nahi hone diya. 15 seconds ke baad unhe akal aai ki vo to usse nahi jeetne wale, bhagne me hi bhalai hai. to vo usse choor ke bhaag gaye aur jab peeche mudd ke dekha to vo unke peeche aa rahi thi unhe maarne, to bhiya ne bhagte huye rocks uthaye aur us cow ki taraf feke. tab jaake vo ruki aur bhaiya bach gaye. Jab vo doggy ko dhund rahe the tab unhe vo ek car ke neeche chupa hua mila. Bhaiya ne use wapas pakda aur kahi ki sahi choice li usne.

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