u/Mondevana
▲ 12 r/WeirdGOP
According to Scum, an American child molester is worth $100.
Do you see it that way too, American?
In American prisons, it's more realistic!
Child molesters are at the very bottom of the food chain and are worth 0 cents!
u/Mondevana — 1 day ago
According to Scum, an American child molester is worth $100.
Do you see it that way too, American?
In American prisons, it's more realistic!
Child molesters are at the very bottom of the food chain and are worth 0 cents!
u/Mondevana — 1 day ago
Wenn Friedrich Merz nicht sofort Katherina Reiche feuert, ist er Merkel!
Denn die hat auch nur alles ausgesessen!
u/Mondevana — 3 days ago
▲ 81 r/politics
Trump Tower Deal in Australia Falls Apart And a Blame Game Begins
nytimes.comu/Mondevana — 8 days ago
86ScumTrump is gloating like a toddler because he passed three cognitive tests!
He ought to ask himself why he had to take those three tests in the first place—something not a single one of his predecessors ever had to do.
Because none of them were as mentally deficient as he is!
The USA is being led by a retard!
He knows how to butter people up—just like any charlatan—but only the selfish, the greedy, or fellow retards fall for his drivel!
Only retards and the selfish and greedy!
Which type are you?
And if you also take this test and pass, you're just as "smart" as him and have the right to also be President of the USA.
https://www.psychdb.com/cognitive-testing/moca
Yes, the standard for carrying out this office is now that low.
Who ran the business when a king was still a child?
Ask yourself, who's running the business in the USA now?
It's not the toddler, but the deep state he brought with him.
The way he ran his business!
His father's employees ran his business!
As soon as he took control himself, they went bankrupt!
Luckily, the USA prints its own dollar bills...
https://www.gold.de/staatsverschuldung-usa/
What did the toddler say that complained until he was allowed to go on the boat trip and it ended in a catastrophe?
"They made me go with them."
What does toddler 86ScumTrump and his henchmen say about continuing?
It's Obama, Biden, Democrats fault....
"Sure they did...."
u/Mondevana — 10 days ago
▲ 75 r/politics
u/Mondevana — 21 days ago
▲ 63 r/politics
u/Mondevana — 21 days ago
▲ 3.4k r/politics
u/Mondevana — 21 days ago
▲ 5 r/brucelee
Allen Steen defeated Chuck Norris!
Bruce Lee defeated Chuck Norris!
Hela defeated Chuck Norris!
u/Mondevana — 23 days ago
Why wasn't Superman's head crushed by Thor's magical Mjölnir???
When it comes to magic oder magical items, Schwachmat, moderate mid-tier post-crisis Superman, showed himself to be a Softman at every opportunity.
License plate S stands then for Softman!
Geoff Johns´ Superman turned into a puppet.
DC First: Flash/Superman (July, 2002)
Chris Claremont's Superman said himself that he is not immune to magic as he was getting beaten up.
JLA: Scary Monsters v1 # 2 (June, 2003)
Geoff & Jeremy Johns' Superman was cut by magical playing cards.
Superman Secret Files and Origins v1 # 1 (August, 2004)
Brian Azzarello's Superman's face was carved by Wonder Woman's magical dagger.
Superman v2 # 211 (January, 2005)
Judd Winick's Superman also has weaknesses. One is magic.
Superman v2 # 216 (June, 2005)
Greg Ruck's Superman's throat couldn't withstand Wonder Woman's magical tiara.
Wonder Woman v2 # 219 (September, 2005)
Kurt Busie's Superman was even knocked out by Konvikt's brute force alone.
Trinity v1 # 3 (June, 2008)
James Robinson's Superman certainly had no chance against Atlas' brute force and magic!
Superman v1 # 679 (October, 2008)
Even later Supermen have the same difficulties when it comes to magic.
Peter Milligan's Superman52 will be cut to ribbons by magical teeth.
Justice League Dark v1 # 1 (November, 2011)
Joshua Williamson's Rebirth Superman is wrecked by Enchantress.
Justice League vs. Suicide Squad Vol 1 # 2 (February, 2017)
Even Phillip Kennedy Johnson's White Sun Superman is weakened by Norah Stone's (Janan al Ghul) magical bracelet by simply being there.
Action Comics v1 # 1057 (November, 2023)
Joshua Williamson's Superman repeats it again for note: "I'm vulnerable to magic."
Superman v6 # 17 (October, 2024)
So how the fuck could Kurt Busiek's Superman survive Thor's hammer blow???
Avengers/JLA v1 # 1 (September, 2003)
The secret is only revealed in the fourth part, around 1000 corners.
Thor told him, after Superman's failed attempt to retrieve Mjölnir from the ground and return it to him, that his father Odin was stern, but not stupid.
Odin Borson (Earth-616) is God of Wisdom and a Master Tactician.
He knew that Superman's bio-electric aura was needed in this desperate hour to destroy Krona's powerful force field with the help of Mjölnir.
Avengers/JLA v1 # 4 (February, 2004)
It was Odin who intervened and rendered the magical hammer harmless to Superman. A normal, "non-magical" 19.20 kg Uru hammer is almost no problem for Schwachmat's head...
Nevertheless, as a precaution, Schwachmat hid behind Captain America's Shield made of vibranium/Iron alloy aka proto-adamantium, in case non-non-magical items should fly in his face!
Avengers/JLA v1 # 4 (February, 2004)
License plate S stands then for Shieldman!
If a Superman were not urgently needed in a desperate hour, magical objects like Goku's magical Nyoi Bō or magical swords and hammers would penetrate through his body as if soft butter.
Unless it's a golden one with good connections to magical imps from the Fifth Dimension...
u/Mondevana — 8 days ago
Shouldn't he be arresting child abusers in the USA?
Or does he belong to the Fear Brain Impulse (FBI) department???
u/Mondevana — 14 days ago
The Practice: Season 8, Episode 17 - War of the Roses (March 21, 2004)
Captain:
What's with the red tie, soldier?
Alan Shore:
I beg your pardon?
Captain:
Around here, we wear cold ties, blue, black, hard colors, tough colors.
Red is soft.
Soft does not work around here, sailor.
Why are the Repists so thin-skinned when you tell them the unvarnished truth, or offer them their own medicine?
Red is their symbol for just to be a bunch of softies!
https://www.nationalreview.com/2016/01/donald-trump-thin-skinned-tyrant/
u/Mondevana — 15 days ago